{"product_id":"glittering-hens-party-silly-straws-set-of-008","title":"Glitterati Penis Silly Straws Hen's Party Straws","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .crs-desc .lede{text-align:center;margin:0 auto 1.2em;max-width:64em;font-size:1.05em}\n  .crs-desc h2{border-bottom:3px solid #e02e35;padding-bottom:4px}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"crs-desc\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"lede\"\u003ePenis-shaped drinking straws with glittering detail, designed to spark laughter and conversation at hen's parties and adult celebrations. Set of eight food-grade plastic straws that function as real drinking vessels while delivering cheeky visual humour and memorable party moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"margin:22px 0\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd bgcolor=\"#2e398f\" style=\"background-color:#2e398f;color:#ff5a60;border-radius:10px;padding:20px 24px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60\"\u003eWhy choose the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:.5em 0 0;padding-left:1.2em;color:#ff5a60\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ff5a60;margin:.25em 0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60\"\u003eFood-grade plastic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Safe for drinking and eating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ff5a60;margin:.25em 0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60\"\u003eRealistic anatomical shape:\u003c\/strong\u003e Defined head, shaft, and balls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ff5a60;margin:.25em 0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60\"\u003eGlittering finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Catches light and sparkles during use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ff5a60;margin:.25em 0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60\"\u003eFull straw function:\u003c\/strong\u003e Drinks flow normally through hollow design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ff5a60;margin:.25em 0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60\"\u003eEight-piece set:\u003c\/strong\u003e Enough for group participation at parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ff5a60;margin:.25em 0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60\"\u003eEight-inch length:\u003c\/strong\u003e Visible above glass rim for maximum impact\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color:#ff5a60;margin:.25em 0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60\"\u003eInstant conversation starter:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed laughter and party energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"margin:22px 0\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd bgcolor=\"#2e398f\" style=\"background-color:#2e398f;color:#ff5a60;border-radius:10px;padding:14px 18px\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;color:#ff5a60\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60\"\u003e📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat it does\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese cock-shaped straws work as fully functional drinking vessels. Liquid flows through the hollow design at standard straw diameter, so guests can sip cocktails, juice, or any drink without restriction. Unlike basic novelties, each straw features realistic glittering detail—defined head, shaft, and testicles—that catches light beautifully as people drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eVisual impact is the main event. Positioning the cock head above the glass rim creates continuous entertainment as guests sip. Watching friends wrap their lips around the detailed shape triggers immediate laughter and sexual banter that breaks party ice fast. \u003ca style=\"font-weight:bold\" href=\"https:\/\/cockringshop.com.au\/collections\/hot-ero\"\u003eHot Ero\u003c\/a\u003e stocks other playful party novelties if you want to layer the fun. Most users report endless giggles and memorable moments that define the night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSet size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 straws per pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 inches total per straw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Food-grade plastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glittering surface coating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStraw diameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard opening\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Anatomical cock shape with head, shaft, and balls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFit and sizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEight-inch straws suit standard drinking glasses and cocktail vessels. At this length, the realistic cock head sits visibly above the rim, maximising the visual gag. No fitting or adjustment needed—drop each straw into a drink and position it for maximum guest reaction. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples across all body types and preferences, and these straws work for any adult group comfortable with explicit party humour. One set of eight covers a typical hen's party or bucks celebration with enough for everyone to get their own straw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to use it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlace each straw directly into your chosen drink—cocktails and coloured beverages complement the glittering finish best. Angle the straw so the detailed cock head, shaft, and balls remain visible above the glass rim throughout the party. Build energy by handing out all eight straws at once and watching guests realise they're holding realistic penis shapes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIncrease the humour by taking photos as friends sip with the cock straws between their lips. The evening typically escalates into wild laughter and sexual jokes that create lasting memories. After use, rinse each straw under warm water to remove any drink residue, then air dry. Store in a cool, dry place between parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFeature breakdown\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ctable border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\" cellspacing=\"0\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth bgcolor=\"#2e398f\" style=\"background-color:#2e398f;color:#ff5a60;text-align:left;padding:11px 13px\"\u003eFeature\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth bgcolor=\"#2e398f\" style=\"background-color:#2e398f;color:#ff5a60;text-align:left;padding:11px 13px\"\u003eSpecification\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth bgcolor=\"#2e398f\" style=\"background-color:#2e398f;color:#ff5a60;text-align:left;padding:11px 13px\"\u003eBenefit\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth bgcolor=\"#2e398f\" style=\"background-color:#2e398f;color:#ff5a60;text-align:left;padding:11px 13px\"\u003eExperience\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGlittering finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSparkle coating\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCreates visual cock appeal\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEye-catching party centrepiece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRealistic shape\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAnatomical cock design\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDelivers authentic penis appearance\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaximum shock and humour value\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFood-grade plastic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSafe drinking material\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEnables worry-free cock sucking\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eComfortable lip contact\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEight-piece set\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMultiple cock straws\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEnsures everyone gets cock action\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGroup participation guaranteed\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho it suits\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for bachelorettes planning wild hen's parties, adult birthday celebrations, or any gathering that needs explicit sexual humour. Groups comfortable with cock-themed novelties and enjoying frank adult entertainment will get the most from these. Party hosts wanting memorable conversation pieces that spark genuine laughter will find these deliver every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSkip these if your crowd prefers subtle humour or if explicit penis-shaped novelties make you uncomfortable. They're not designed for mixed-age groups or formal settings. Quality matters here—the realistic glittering detail appeals to adults who appreciate proper novelty sex toys over cheap generic alternatives. If your guests are into the joke and ready to laugh, these work brilliantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"margin:22px 0\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd bgcolor=\"#2e398f\" style=\"background-color:#2e398f;color:#ff5a60;border-radius:10px;padding:20px 24px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60;font-size:1.05em\"\u003eTested and quality-checked\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp style=\"color:#ff5a60;margin:.5em 0 0\"\u003eEvery new line we stock is hands-on tested before it ever goes live — we power it up, run it through its functions, and check it for safety and for how it actually performs. Overseas orders get a second function-test right before they ship, so a dead motor never reaches your door. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is checked, inspected, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: the unit you open is one we already know works. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cockringshop.com.au\/pages\/how-we-test\" style=\"color:#ffffff;font-weight:bold\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ffffff\"\u003eSee how we test every product →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow it compares\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCock straws are purely visual and functional drinking vessels—no vibration, no batteries, no moving parts. They create humour through shock value and realistic anatomical detail rather than sensation. If you want novelty with interactive fun for couples, \u003ca style=\"font-weight:bold\" href=\"https:\/\/cockringshop.com.au\/collections\/gel-works\"\u003eGel Works\u003c\/a\u003e offers flexible silicone options that combine play with tactile sensation. Straws suit group entertainment; silicone toys suit intimate partner use. Choose straws for party laughs, silicone for hands-on pleasure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"margin:22px 0\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd bgcolor=\"#2e398f\" style=\"background-color:#2e398f;color:#ff5a60;border-radius:10px;padding:20px 24px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#ff5a60\"\u003ePlease read — safety first.\u003c\/strong\u003e Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat you can use it with\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese straws pair naturally with other party novelties and adult celebration gear. For couples hosting a bucks or hen's party, \u003ca style=\"font-weight:bold\" href=\"https:\/\/cockringshop.com.au\/collections\/couples-intimacy-kits\"\u003eCouples Intimacy Kits\u003c\/a\u003e work well alongside straws to layer entertainment across the evening. Straws handle the group laughs and conversation starters, while couples kits add private playful moments. Together they create a full night of adult fun that suits both group energy and intimate connection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eMore from Little Genie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca style=\"font-weight:bold\" href=\"https:\/\/cockringshop.com.au\/collections\/little-genie\"\u003eLittle Genie\u003c\/a\u003e designs playful adult products and novelty sex toys built for parties and celebration moments. The range includes other cock-themed novelties and adult entertainment pieces that layer fun throughout your event. Browse the full Little Genie collection for more party essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eRead more before you buy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePlanning a bucks celebration and want ideas beyond straws? \u003ca style=\"font-weight:bold\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.adultsmart.com.au\/how-to-make-a-bucks-party-memorable-at-home\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eHow To Make A Bucks Party Memorable At Home\u003c\/a\u003e offers practical tips for creating a night your group won't forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy buy the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eKeen to get harder and last longer tonight? Order the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8 from The Cock Ring Store today. This is genuine, function-tested and quality-checked stock that arrives in discreet packaging and ships fast across Australia. Cockringshop delivers exactly what you ordered, when you need it. 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