


3D Boobie Mouse brings cheeky humor to your workspace with breasts that function as click buttons. This novelty computer mouse turns mundane desk work into playful sessions while serving as the perfect gag gift for friends.
Key Features:
Novelty computer mouse shaped like female torso with functional breast shaped click buttons that provide tactile stimulation while performing regular computer tasks and office work.
Eye catching conversation starter designed to inject humor into workspace environments while maintaining full functionality as standard optical computer mouse for daily computing needs.
Perfect gag gift for adult friends and colleagues who appreciate risque humor with anatomically accurate female torso design including detailed bikini bottom styling elements.
Transforms mundane clicking and scrolling into playful experience by incorporating breast shaped left and right click buttons for enhanced tactile interaction during computer use.
Durable construction ensures long lasting performance while providing daily entertainment value through its provocative design that challenges conventional workplace accessory standards and expectations.
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3D Boobie Mouse transforms boring computer work into a playfully naughty affair with its anatomically correct female torso design featuring functional breast-shaped click buttons that respond to every touch.
This kinky computer peripheral puts your hands directly on sculpted breasts every time you navigate or click. The responsive nipple areas register left and right clicks while your palm cradles the curved torso shape. Unlike standard mice that keep your hands in neutral positions, this adult toy keeps you constantly groping and fondling throughout your workday. The bikini-bottom scroll wheel adds another layer of naughty interaction that makes even spreadsheet work feel dirty.
Every click sends tactile feedback through the soft breast material that awakens your senses and keeps arousal simmering during long computer sessions. Your fingers naturally find the nipple sweet spots while the realistic curves fill your grip in ways that build sexual tension. The constant breast contact creates a low-level erotic buzz that makes you crave longer desktop sessions and leaves you thinking dirty thoughts about simple file operations.
Connect the USB cable and position the torso so your palm cups the ribcage while your fingers rest naturally on both breasts. The left breast handles left clicks while the right breast manages right clicks. Let your fingertips explore the nipple areas until you find the responsive zones that register cleanly.
Squeeze the breasts firmly for solid click response and caress them gently for lighter touches during precision work. The scroll wheel nestled between the bikini bottom responds to finger rolls that mimic intimate touching. Your hand positioning will become instinctive as you develop muscle memory for breast manipulation and torso control.
Office workers with senses of humor will appreciate this desktop distraction that makes boring tasks more engaging. Gamers who want conversation-starting peripherals find the breast clicking surprisingly responsive during fast action. Anyone shopping for outrageous gag gifts knows this mouse guarantees shocked laughter and memorable reactions. People working from home enjoy the private naughtiness of fondling breasts during video calls with cameras pointed at their faces.
| Feature | Specification | Sexual Benefit | User Experience |
|---|---|---|---|
| Breast Click Buttons | Dual responsive nipple zones | Constant fondling generates arousal | Fingers naturally massage breasts |
| Realistic Torso Shape | Anatomically correct curves | Palm contact mimics intimate touching | Hand conforms to feminine contours |
| Bikini Bottom Scroll | Textured wheel placement | Creates naughty navigation associations | Scrolling feels like exploring panties |
| Skin-Like Material | Soft polymer construction | Tactile feedback enhances fantasy | Surface warms under sustained contact |
This playful mouse satisfies exhibitionist fantasies by letting you grope breasts openly during work hours. The constant touching feeds dominance needs while the humorous design provides safe exploration of objectification themes without serious power dynamics.
While not designed for direct genital contact, this novelty mouse serves as foreplay equipment that builds sexual tension throughout the day. The breast fondling primes your hands for more serious touching later during intimate sessions.
Setting up the 3D Boobie Mouse felt ridiculous until I started actually using it during work. The breast clicking became addictive once I found the responsive nipple spots that registered cleanly without accidental double-clicks. My productivity didn't suffer but my mindset shifted into constant low-level horniness from all the fondling. The soft polymer material warmed under my palm while my fingertips developed preferences for which breast felt better for different click types. Colleagues on video calls had no idea I was essentially groping tits throughout our meetings. The naughty secret made boring conference calls much more entertaining. By lunch time, the accumulated breast touching had me genuinely aroused and thinking dirty thoughts about my coworkers. The mouse earned permanent desk space because it transforms mundane computer work into extended foreplay sessions that leave me primed for real action later.
Order your 3D Boobie Mouse from the cockringshop to inject hilarious sexual tension into boring workdays. This breast-clicking peripheral turns every computer session into extended foreplay while providing endless entertainment through shocked visitor reactions and secret workplace fondling opportunities.
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