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3D Boobie Mouse by Hua Novelties

$34.99
$34.99

3D Boobie Mouse brings cheeky humor to your workspace with breasts that function as click buttons. This novelty computer mouse turns mundane desk work into playful sessions while serving as the perfect gag gift for friends.

Key Features:

Novelty computer mouse shaped like female torso with functional breast shaped click buttons that provide tactile stimulation while performing regular computer tasks and office work.

Eye catching conversation starter designed to inject humor into workspace environments while maintaining full functionality as standard optical computer mouse for daily computing needs.

Perfect gag gift for adult friends and colleagues who appreciate risque humor with anatomically accurate female torso design including detailed bikini bottom styling elements.

Transforms mundane clicking and scrolling into playful experience by incorporating breast shaped left and right click buttons for enhanced tactile interaction during computer use.

Durable construction ensures long lasting performance while providing daily entertainment value through its provocative design that challenges conventional workplace accessory standards and expectations.

Vendor: Hua Novelties
SKU: NV-071-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-10231
Availability: In stock
Product type: Bachelorette and Bucks
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A novelty computer mouse with breast-shaped click buttons and a bikini-bottom scroll wheel, designed to make office work feel naughtier. Perfect for bucks parties, hen nights, and anyone who wants a conversation-starting desk peripheral that actually functions.

Why choose the 3D Boobie Mouse by Hua Novelties
  • Dual responsive nipple zones: Left and right clicks where your fingers naturally rest
  • Anatomically correct torso: Realistic curves and proportions fit your palm comfortably
  • Skin-like soft polymer: Tactile feedback and warmth under sustained contact
  • Functional scroll wheel: Textured bikini-bottom placement for intuitive navigation
  • USB wired connection: Windows and Mac compatible, no batteries or setup hassle
  • Conversation starter: Guaranteed shock value and laughter at parties and offices
  • Private novelty: Perfect for work-from-home setups where no one else will see
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

This mouse replaces your standard peripheral with a sculpted female torso you grip and interact with throughout your workday. Your palm cradles the ribcage while your fingertips rest naturally on both breasts, where the responsive nipple areas register left and right clicks. Squeeze firmly for solid click response or caress gently for precision work. Every touch sends tactile feedback through the soft breast material, creating a low-level erotic sensation that makes spreadsheet work feel deliberately naughty.

Scrolling happens via the textured wheel nestled between the bikini-bottom design, which responds to finger rolls that mimic intimate touching. Unlike standard mice that keep your hands neutral, this peripheral keeps you constantly fondling and groping throughout long desktop sessions. Your hand positioning becomes instinctive as you develop muscle memory for breast manipulation. Hott Products stocks other novelty items perfect for adding cheeky fun to your desk setup.

Specifications

  • Torso length: 6 inches with realistic breast proportions
  • Construction: Soft-touch polymer with skin-like texture
  • Connection: USB wired with 4-foot cord
  • Button configuration: Standard 3-button with scroll wheel
  • Compatibility: Windows and Mac operating systems

Fit and sizing

At 6 inches long, this torso is designed to fit most hand sizes comfortably. Your palm should cup the ribcage naturally while your fingers rest on both breasts without stretching or cramping. Cockringshop specialise in products for men and couples, and sizing here is straightforward—one size suits most users because the soft polymer gives slightly under pressure. Choose based on comfort and grip feel rather than trying to match exact measurements. If you prefer a firmer grip, squeeze more deliberately; for lighter work, let your fingers caress the surface gently.

How to use it

Connect the USB cable to your computer and position the torso so your palm cups the ribcage while your fingertips rest naturally on both breasts. Let your fingers explore the nipple areas until you find the responsive zones that register cleanly. Squeeze the breasts firmly for solid click response during fast action or caress them gently for precision tasks like photo editing or document work.

Your hand positioning will become instinctive over time as you develop muscle memory for breast manipulation and torso control. Scrolling works by rolling your fingers across the textured wheel between the bikini bottom, mimicking intimate touching. Wipe down the soft polymer surface occasionally to keep it clean and responsive. Store it upright or on its side to avoid pressure marks on the material.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Breast Click Buttons Dual responsive nipple zones Constant fondling generates arousal during work Fingers naturally massage breasts with every click
Realistic Torso Shape Anatomically correct curves Palm contact mimics intimate touching Hand conforms to feminine contours
Bikini Bottom Scroll Textured wheel placement Creates naughty navigation associations Scrolling feels like exploring panties
Skin-Like Material Soft polymer construction Tactile feedback enhances fantasy Surface warms under sustained contact

Who it suits

Office workers with a sense of humour will appreciate this desktop distraction that makes boring tasks more engaging. Gamers find the breast clicking surprisingly responsive during fast action, and it doubles as a conversation-starter at LAN parties. Anyone shopping for outrageous gag gifts knows this mouse guarantees shocked laughter and memorable reactions at bucks parties, hen nights, and office Secret Santas.

Skip this if you work in a conservative corporate environment where a novelty mouse would cause genuine friction, or if you prefer a traditional peripheral that doesn't draw attention. It's not designed for professional video calls where your camera is pointed at your desk—the constant groping might distract from your credibility. If you want a standard mouse with no novelty factor, this isn't for you.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is hands-on tested before it ever goes live — we power it up, run it through its functions, and check it for safety and for how it actually performs. Overseas orders get a second function-test right before they ship, so a dead motor never reaches your door. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is checked, inspected, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: the unit you open is one we already know works. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Most novelty mice sacrifice function for shock value; this one actually works as a proper computer peripheral. Standard mice keep your hands neutral and boring; this torso-shaped design keeps you actively fondling and groping throughout work. Je Joue offers other premium adult products if you want something with more technical sophistication. Choose this mouse if you want playful naughtiness with real functionality, or pick a traditional mouse if you need zero distraction during work.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair this novelty mouse with Couples Intimacy Kits to keep the playful energy going beyond your desk. While you're working, your partner can prepare something fun for later, or you can use the mouse together during foreplay to build anticipation. The naughty novelty of constant breast contact works well alongside other playful adult products that embrace humour and sensation together.

More from Hua Novelties

Hua Novelties specialises in humorous adult products that blend functionality with cheeky design. Hua Novelties offers other novelty items perfect for bucks parties, hen nights, and anyone who wants to add playful naughtiness to their everyday life.

Read more before you buy

Planning a bucks party or hen night and looking for more ideas? How To Make A Bucks Party Memorable At Home has practical suggestions for making your celebration memorable with novelty gifts and adult products.

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the 3D Boobie Mouse function differently from standard computer mice?
The anatomically shaped design features breast formed click buttons that replace traditional left and right mouse buttons providing tactile stimulation while maintaining full optical tracking functionality for computing tasks.
What makes the 3D Boobie Mouse effective as a conversation starter in office settings?
Its provocative female torso shape with detailed breast contours immediately draws attention and sparks discussion breaking tension in workplace environments while serving as functional computer peripheral.
Why is the 3D Boobie Mouse better than conventional novelty gifts for adult recipients?
Unlike single use gag items it combines daily functionality with humor ensuring recipients actually use the gift regularly while enjoying its provocative design during computer work.
When should the 3D Boobie Mouse be used for maximum entertainment value?
Video calls and office meetings provide optimal opportunities for displaying its provocative design while the breast shaped click buttons offer tactile amusement during routine computer tasks throughout workdays.
Does the 3D Boobie Mouse work effectively for people who appreciate anatomically explicit humor?
Absolutely its realistic female torso proportions with detailed breast contours and bikini bottom design specifically appeal to adults who enjoy sexually suggestive workplace accessories and conversation pieces.

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