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Naughty Night Out Girls Diss-card Him by Adam & Eve
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The Adam and Eve Naughty Night Out Girls Diss-card Him collection puts clever deflection cards in your purse for handling unwanted attention during nights out. Twelve professionally designed cards feature six different personas with real phone numbers that play amusing messages when called.
Key Features:
Twelve premium cardstock cards provide women with six different professional personas to deflect unwanted advances during nights out at bars clubs and social venues.
Real working phone numbers with custom recorded messages add authenticity when giving out fake contact information to persistent suitors in social situations.
Compact design fits discreetly in purses and clutch bags ensuring women always have backup exit strategies for uncomfortable social encounters and unwanted attention.
Six diverse professional personas from sophisticated career woman to creative professional offer versatility for different venues and social situations requiring confident deflection.
Durable construction withstands regular nightlife use while maintaining professional appearance that adds authority and mystique to social interactions and rejections.
Vendor:
Adam & Eve Sextoys
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NEW-6782
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Party Gifts and Novelties
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Hand over a fake professional identity card when someone won't take no for an answer. These twelve wallet-sized cards come with real working phone numbers and custom voicemail messages, letting you dodge unwanted attention at bars and clubs without confrontation or drama.
Why choose the Naughty Night Out Girls Diss-card Him by
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What it does
Hand someone a card claiming you're a busy executive, creative professional, or specialist who needs discretion, and watch the boundary land immediately. Six unique personas come with working phone numbers that play tailored voicemail messages when dialed, adding genuine credibility to your story. Most people respect the professional status the moment they see concrete proof of your schedule or career demands.
Your confidence soars knowing you have a real escape plan tucked in your bag. When someone won't take a verbal no, you've got a physical buffer that feels legitimate and removes the need for confrontation or awkward explanations. Party Up has everything else you need for a night out with your crew.
Specifications
- Quantity: Twelve premium cardstock cards
- Personas: Six distinct professional identities
- Phone lines: Real working numbers with custom recorded messages
- Size: Compact wallet-friendly format
- Material: Durable professional-grade cardstock
- Design: Professional typography and authentic layout
Fit and sizing
These cards fit standard wallet and clutch pockets, so you can keep several on hand and grab one in seconds when needed. No measurement required—one size suits everyone because they're flat cards, not wearable gear. Choose the persona that matches your venue: upscale executive for fancy bars, creative professional for artsy crowds, or authoritative specialist when you need firmer boundaries. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples, but this novelty works for anyone heading out solo or with friends who want backup plans for unwanted advances.
How to use it
Before heading out, pick your preferred persona and memorize basic details so you can answer follow-up questions naturally if someone asks. Keep several cards easily accessible in your purse front pocket or clutch for quick retrieval when approached. Confidently hand over the card with a brief explanation about your profession requiring discretion or your busy schedule demanding focus.
For persistent individuals who won't accept a verbal boundary, suggest they call the number to discuss scheduling. Let the recorded message handle the rest while you make your graceful exit toward your friends or the bar. Most people respect the concrete evidence of your professional status and move on without drama.
Feature breakdown
| Feature | Specification | Benefit | Experience |
|---|---|---|---|
| Professional Personas | Six distinct career identities | Builds confidence for handling unwanted approaches | Feel empowered choosing your approach |
| Real Phone Numbers | Working lines with custom messages | Creates credibility that heightens authenticity | Enjoy genuine reactions and smooth exits |
| Premium Cardstock | Durable professional-grade material | Projects authority that commands respect | Cards feel substantial and convincing |
| Compact Wallet Size | Fits standard purses and clutches | Always ready when you need it | Quick access without fumbling or delay |
Who it suits
Women who frequent bars, clubs, and social events will appreciate having these conversation-enders ready when unwanted attention strikes. Bachelorette parties benefit from sharing cards among the group for coordinated responses if one person gets cornered. Business travellers dining alone or attending conferences can use personas that match their actual career field for added authenticity and comfort.
Skip these if you're comfortable with verbal boundaries or rarely encounter persistent advances. They're not for people who prefer direct confrontation or have no interest in novelty cards. Anyone who values maintaining control over their social interactions while avoiding drama will find these cards worth having on standby.
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How it compares
Unlike basic business cards or fake numbers you'd scribble yourself, these come equipped with real phone lines and professional voicemail messages that add genuine credibility. Basic cards get tossed; these get dialed and produce authentic recorded responses that convince even sceptical people. Hua Novelties offers other party gifts and gag items, but the working phone lines in this deck set it apart for serious boundary-setting situations.
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What you can use it with
Pair these cards with your crew for maximum impact at group nights out. When multiple people have matching or complementary personas, coordinated responses make your group look more organised and convincing if someone targets more than one of you. Couples Intimacy Kits work well for partners heading out together who want to manage attention as a team with shared strategies.
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Read more before you buy
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Why buy the Naughty Night Out Girls Diss-card Him by Adam & Eve
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Shipping Information & Policy
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Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
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2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
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Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
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International Shipping
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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
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Returns Policy
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
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Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
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If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
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Refunds
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Frequently Asked Questions
How does the Adam and Eve Naughty Night Out Girls Diss card Him help women handle unwanted attention?
The card system provides six professional personas with real phone numbers that play amusing messages when called allowing confident deflection of persistent advances while maintaining social composure.
What makes the Adam and Eve Naughty Night Out Girls Diss card Him effective for nightlife situations?
Professional design and authentic phone numbers create believable personas that add authority to rejections while the compact size ensures discreet accessibility during social encounters.
Why is the Adam and Eve Naughty Night Out Girls Diss card Him better than giving real information?
Pre recorded messages eliminate unwanted follow up contact while diverse professional personas provide appropriate responses for different social venues and persistent suitor types without confrontation.
When should the Adam and Eve Naughty Night Out Girls Diss card Him be used for social situations?
Cards work best for deflecting persistent advances at bars clubs or social events when verbal rejection proves insufficient and maintaining safety requires creative exit strategies.
Does the Adam and Eve Naughty Night Out Girls Diss card Him work for group nights out?
Twelve cards per pack allow sharing among friend groups creating memorable experiences while ensuring every woman has backup personas for handling unwanted social interactions confidently.
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