


Key Features:
Twelve premium cardstock cards provide women with six different professional personas to deflect unwanted advances during nights out at bars clubs and social venues.
Real working phone numbers with custom recorded messages add authenticity when giving out fake contact information to persistent suitors in social situations.
Compact design fits discreetly in purses and clutch bags ensuring women always have backup exit strategies for uncomfortable social encounters and unwanted attention.
Six diverse professional personas from sophisticated career woman to creative professional offer versatility for different venues and social situations requiring confident deflection.
Durable construction withstands regular nightlife use while maintaining professional appearance that adds authority and mystique to social interactions and rejections.
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The Adam and Eve Naughty Night Out Girls Diss-card Him collection revolutionizes how you handle unwanted attention during your nights out. This clever 12-pack of cards serves as your perfect companion for those moments when you need a swift, entertaining way to deflect unnecessary advances.
These professionally designed cards transform potentially awkward situations into memorable moments of empowerment. Each card features one of six diverse professions, complete with a genuine phone number that plays an amusing outgoing message when dialed. Whether you're enjoying a girls' night out, celebrating a bachelorette party, or simply want to feel prepared, these cards offer a creative solution.
Step into character with six different professional roles, each crafted to add an element of mystique and authority to your response. From sophisticated career woman to creative professional, these cards help you maintain control of social situations while adding an element of playful mystery.
Born from real-world experiences and countless stories shared among friends, these cards were developed to provide women with a confident, safe, and entertaining way to navigate modern social scenes. The creation process involved careful consideration of common scenarios and extensive testing to ensure each card delivers the perfect blend of authority and wit.
Whether you're at a bustling nightclub, sophisticated wine bar, or casual pub, these cards adapt to any environment. The professional personas offer versatility, allowing you to choose the most fitting character for each situation. The real phone numbers add authenticity, while the pre-recorded messages deliver the perfect conclusion to any interaction.
While primarily designed for entertainment, these cards serve as a valuable tool for personal safety and confidence. They provide a non-confrontational way to remove yourself from unwanted situations while maintaining your composure and adding an element of fun to the experience.
Share these cards among your friend group to create memorable nights out. With 12 cards per pack, there's plenty to go around. Watch as each friend develops their favorite persona and masters the art of the smooth exit. These cards become conversation starters among friends and create lasting memories of nights out done right.
Understanding today's social landscape, these cards cater to women who value both their safety and their ability to enjoy a night out without unnecessary disruptions. The professional quality and thoughtful design reflect an understanding of what modern women need and want in their social toolkit.
Transform potentially uncomfortable moments into amusing anecdotes. These cards help you maintain control of your social experience while creating stories you'll want to share with friends later. The varied personas allow you to choose your approach, whether you prefer subtle deflection or dramatic flair.
Don't wait for another awkward situation to wish you had these cards on hand. Add the Adam and Eve Naughty Night Out Girls Diss-card Him collection to your night-out essentials. Order now to ensure you're prepared for your next social adventure with this perfect blend of practical solution and entertainment value.
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