Easily clean and sanitize your intimate items with Adam & Eve Pure & Clean Misting Toy Cleaner. Keep your toys fresh and ready for fun.
Key Features:
Non-irritating
Alcohol free
Non greasy
Safe for all toys
Anti-bacterial
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because we're about to embark on an adventure that's cleaner than a newly mopped floor and funnier than a stand-up comedy show. I present to you the one and only, the fantastically fabulous, the astonishingly amusing Adam & Eve Pure & Clean Misting Cleaner!
Now, I know what you're thinking. A sex toy cleaner? How in the world can that be funny? Well, my friends, you're in for a delightful surprise. Picture this: You're in your bedroom, surrounded by your collection of tantalizing toys, and you're about to embark on a mission to clean them. But this time, it's not going to be the mundane task you're used to. No siree!
Enter the Adam & Eve Pure & Clean Misting Cleaner, or as I like to call it, the Toy Cleaning Superstar. It comes in a sleek and stylish bottle, making it look like the fanciest cologne you've ever seen. You almost expect it to have a snazzy French accent and tell you jokes while you clean.
But that's not even the best part. When you press down on the nozzle, out comes a delightful mist that's like a burst of joy for your toys. It's as if the cleaner is saying, Ta-da! I'm here to make your toys squeaky clean and ready for action! And let me tell you, the mist is so fine and gentle that it's like a refreshing spritz of mist from a spa - for your pleasure products!
Now, let's talk about the scent. Most cleaners have that clinical, antiseptic smell that's about as exciting as a plain bowl of oatmeal. But not our Adam & Eve Misting Cleaner! Oh no, this little wonder has a scent that's so captivating, it could double as a fragrance. It's like a bouquet of wildflowers mixed with a hint of citrusy goodness. You'll find yourself inhaling deeply and thinking, Is this really a cleaner?
But hold on to your hats, because here's where the real fun begins. As you start misting your toys, you'll notice something magical happening. The cleaner doesn't just clean; it adds a touch of sparkle and shine to your toys, making them look brand spanking new. It's like they've been to a glamour spa and got a makeover. You might even catch yourself saying, Wow, my toys look so fabulous!
Now, let's not forget the cleaning process itself. It's so easy, it's almost like a magic trick. Spray a little mist on your toy's surface, grab a clean cloth (or your trusty towel), and give it a gentle rubdown. It's like giving your toys a spa treatment, complete with soft massages and soothing whispers of cleanliness. You'll feel like you're pampering your beloved pleasure tools.
But wait, there's more! The Adam & Eve Misting Cleaner is not just a cleaner; it's also a protector. It shields your toys from harm, keeping them safe and happy. It's like a guardian angel for your intimate treasures. You can rest easy, knowing that your toys are in good hands - or should I say, in good mists?
And here's the icing on the cake - it's safe. No harsh chemicals or weird ingredients that you can't pronounce. Just pure, clean goodness that's gentle on your toys and your delicate skin. You won't have to worry about any unwanted surprises or irritations down there. It's like a comforting hug for your most sensitive parts.
But perhaps the best part is the joy it brings to your cleaning routine. Cleaning your toys is no longer a chore; it's a delightful experience. You'll find yourself looking forward to it, maybe even humming a little tune as you mist and wipe. It's like a mini celebration of your sensuality - a party for your playthings!
So, my dear friends, if you've ever thought that cleaning your toys was a dull and dreary task, think again. The Adam & Eve Pure & Clean Misting Cleaner is here to add a dash of humor, a sprinkle of sparkle, and a whole lot of joy to your intimate cleaning routine. Get ready to giggle your way to cleaner toys and a happier, healthier you!
Use Adam & Eve Pure And Clean Misting Toy Cleaner on all kinds of sex toys available from AdamandEve.com.
Ingredients:Purified Water (Aqua), Propylene Glycol, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Benzalkonium Chloride, Zinc Gluconate, Phenoxyethanol, Citric Acid.
Adam & Eve Sex Toys were created by the American juggernaut adult retailer Adam & Eve and chosen from the best-selling and highest customer rated adult products. For more than 40 years this innovative company has been releasing only the best that erotic toys can offer. Covering a vast range of categories you can be sure that there is something for everyone whether it be in sexual hygiene, vibrating sex toys, massive dildos or popular anal products. When you are looking for top class intimate pleasure objects you can be assured of satisfaction.
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We ship with Australia post. Standard shipping is $12.95. We offer free standard shipping Australia wide for orders above $200.
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For international orders we shop products up to 2kg.
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Items seized by customs will not be replaced or refunded. Please check you local laws to ensure the product you are purchasing can legally be imported into your Country.
All international orders are checked prior to shipping that the battery will charge and the item is fully functional. This is done in a hygienic environment. Your items box will be opened and then be resealed using our 'Quality Assurance Guarantee' sticker so you can rest assured that your item will not be faulty or arrive DOA.
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Your satisfaction is important to us. However, please choose carefully before you buy as we are unable to accept product returns due to incorrect choice, change of mind or not what was expected; We will only replace items which are found to be faulty, not as described or damaged.
This is a steadfast rule as due to the nature of product as once they leave our warehouse the products may come into contact with bodily fluids including semen, saliva, urine and vaginal fluids and due to health department reasons once an item is sold and the package opened, it may not be re-sold.
You may return a product that has a manufacturing defect, was not as described or was damaged in transit for replacement, or if the product cannot be replaced a choice of store credit or refund will be offered. Please follow these easy instructions.
To return a faulty, damaged or not as described product, you must contact us of the exact problem within 30 days of purchase, fill out the online returns form you will be issued with a RMA Number. Item/s where possible should be in the original packaging and are sent at the customer's cost - this cost will be refunded once the item is returned and the problem verified.
When returning the products include return paperwork detailing the RMA number, nature of the defect, the invoice number for your order, whom you contacted relating to the items return and the invoice where possible.
On an items return the product will be independently Quality Control Checked to verify the problem. Once the fault or problem has been confirmed we will contact you to replace the faulty/damaged goods or issue a refund/credit.
In order to ensure that all our international customers receive quality products we test all products from international orders that leave our warehouse prior to dispatch. Products that are battery or power operated are checked prior to shipping that the battery will charge and the item is fully functional.
This is done in a hygienic environment and if the battery is pre-charged we additionally charge for 3-5 minutes and if there is no charge we charge for 2-3 hours so your purchase will arrive with some charge, ready to use.
Each function of the product is tested to ensure it works correctly. In order to do this the product display box will be opened and then be resealed using our 'Quality Assurance Guarantee' sticker so you can rest assured that your item will not be faulty or arrive DOA.
In the unlikely event that your item is damaged in transit or not as described please contact our customer service representative at the contact us page or live chat options and they will instruct you with the international returns process.
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