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Average Joe The Professor Charles by Topco - Realistic Dildos
Average Joe The Professor Charles by Topco - Realistic Dildos

Average Joe The Professor Charles by Topco

$59.99
$59.99

Average Joe The Professor Charles is a realistic dildo that delivers satisfying penetration for cock-craving sessions. The flexible shaft provides natural feel while the suction cup enables hands-free fucking positions. Perfect for deep pussy satisfaction.

Key Features:

This realistic dildo provides authentic penetration with 6.5 inches of insertable length and anatomically correct detailing for natural vaginal or anal stimulation during masturbation sessions.

Body safe TPE material delivers lifelike texture that warms to body temperature while remaining phthalate free for safe insertion and extended intimate play without health concerns.

Strong suction cup base enables hands free penetration on smooth surfaces and harness compatibility for partnered sex positions and diverse sexual scenarios with complete stability.

Waterproof construction allows for aquatic masturbation in showers or baths while ensuring thorough cleaning between uses for optimal hygiene and long lasting sexual satisfaction.

Flexible shaft adapts to natural body curves during penetration while maintaining firm structure for G spot or prostate stimulation and consistent arousal throughout intimate encounters.

Vendor: Topco
SKU: DNG-482-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-50804
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Realistic Dildos
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Average Joe The Professor Charles is a realistic dildo with a flexible TPE shaft and suction cup base, designed for solo or partnered penetration play. Its moderate 6.5-inch insertable length and authentic texturing deliver natural sensations without overwhelming size, making it ideal for G-spot or prostate contact.

Why choose the Average Joe The Professor Charles by Topco
  • Flexible shaft: Bends with your body for comfortable deep penetration
  • Realistic texture: Mimics authentic cock sensations with natural ridging and curves
  • Suction cup base: Strong adhesion for hands-free riding on smooth surfaces
  • Body-safe TPE: Phthalate-free material warms to body temperature
  • Waterproof design: Safe for aquatic play and easy cleaning
  • Moderate size: 6.5 inches insertable length suits beginners and experienced users
  • Balanced firmness: Firm enough for satisfying thrusts without uncomfortable pressure
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What it does

Average Joe delivers natural penetration through its carefully crafted 6.5-inch insertable length and realistic texturing that mimics authentic cock sensations. As the TPE material warms to body temperature, every ridge and curve becomes more responsive to your movements. Balanced firmness prevents uncomfortable jabbing while still delivering the pressure needed to build toward powerful orgasms, if you're seeking G-spot or prostate contact.

Suction cup base adheres firmly to smooth surfaces, enabling hands-free riding positions that let you control depth and angle. Unlike rigid dildos that feel artificial, this flexible shaft bends with your movements while providing the firmness needed for satisfying thrusts. Realistic Dildos come in many styles, but this one's moderate dimensions and authentic proportions fill perfectly without overwhelming tightness, making it ideal for both warm-up play and intense climax sessions.

Specifications

  • Insertable length: 6.5 inches
  • Total length: 8 inches
  • Diameter: 1.5 inches
  • Material: Body-safe phthalate-free TPE
  • Base: Strong suction cup for hands-free play
  • Waterproof: Yes

Size and first use

At 6.5 inches insertable length with a 1.5-inch diameter, Average Joe offers comfortable fullness without overwhelming size. Start by applying water-based lube to both your entrance and the shaft, then position the suction cup on a smooth surface at your preferred height. Lower yourself slowly onto the tip, letting your body adjust to the girth before taking more length. Going slowly during first use lets you build confidence and discover which angles feel best. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples, and this realistic dildo works equally well for solo exploration or partnered play where one partner controls the action.

How to use it

Once positioned, rock back and forth or bounce up and down, finding the angle that hits your sweet spots. Vary your rhythm and depth gradually, using the suction cup's stability to experiment with different grinding motions. Build arousal steadily rather than rushing, letting the realistic texture enhance every movement as you work toward deeper penetration.

As you approach climax, increase your pace or shift to deeper thrusts that maximise contact with your G-spot or prostate. After use, rinse thoroughly with warm water and mild soap, then dry completely before storage. Water-based lube cleans away easily and won't damage the TPE material.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Flexible TPE shaft Body-safe phthalate-free material Creates natural bending that follows your curves for comfortable deep penetration Adapts to different positions without uncomfortable pressure points
Suction cup base Strong adhesion to smooth surfaces Delivers hands-free riding positions for complete control Frees your hands for additional stimulation during play
Realistic texturing Authentic ridging and curves Mimics natural cock sensations for immersive penetration Every movement feels responsive and satisfying
Waterproof design Fully sealed construction Safe for water play and easy to clean thoroughly Durable and hygienic for extended use

Who it suits

Average Joe works perfectly for people who want realistic cock sensations without the overwhelming size of larger adult toys. Beginners exploring penetration will appreciate the moderate dimensions and flexible design, while experienced users seeking authentic feel during solo sessions benefit from the balanced firmness and responsive shaft. Anyone with a pussy who enjoys G-spot contact will love how the flexible shaft curves naturally, and ass play enthusiasts benefit from the gradual taper and comfortable girth.

Hands-free capability makes it ideal for users who want to incorporate other stimulation while fucking themselves. Skip this if you prefer rigid, non-flexible sex toys or need something significantly larger for deeper sensation. Those seeking vibration or rotation should look elsewhere, as Average Joe delivers natural friction and movement rather than motorised features.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is inspected by hand before it goes live — we check the build, the finish, and the materials, and we confirm it is safe and fit for how it will be used. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is examined, checked, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: you receive a piece we have already vetted, not a guess off a supplier's pallet. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Flexible realistic dildos like Average Joe adapt to your body's curves and bend with your movements, creating natural sensation without the rigid pressure of solid silicone or glass toys. Realistic P Spot Dildos often feature a more pronounced curve or angle specifically designed to target internal pleasure zones, whereas this model offers more general versatility for different angles and positions. Choose a flexible shaft if you want comfort during extended use and the ability to adjust angle on the fly; choose rigid if you prefer consistent pressure and easier control of depth.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. As porous materials can harbour bacteria, use a condom over them for sharing or easy clean-up. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair Average Joe with Couples Intimacy Kits to combine penetration with additional stimulation during partnered play. Kits designed for couples often include complementary sex toys or accessories that let one partner stimulate the other while Average Joe is in use, or allow simultaneous pleasure during shared sessions. Using multiple elements together builds arousal more effectively and creates varied sensations that solo sex toys alone cannot deliver.

More from Topco

Topco specialises in realistic adult toys and premium intimate products with authentic detailing. Topco offers a wider range of realistic dildos and penetration sex toys designed for solo and partnered use, each engineered with the same attention to natural sensation and body-safe materials that define Average Joe.

Read more before you buy

Want more insight into how different penetration sex toys work together? Rotating Dildos That You And Your Partner Will Love on the Adultsmart blog explores how motorised features complement manual play and what to expect from different sex toy styles.

Why buy the Average Joe The Professor Charles by Topco

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Average Joe The Professor Charles stimulate during penetration?
The anatomically correct design targets sensitive areas like the G spot or prostate through its realistic texture and 6.5 inch insertable length delivering natural sensations that enhance arousal and stimulation during masturbation.
What makes the Average Joe The Professor Charles effective for hands free masturbation?
Its powerful suction cup base adheres firmly to smooth surfaces allowing users to control penetration depth and rhythm without manual grip while experiencing consistent stimulation during solo play.
Why is the Average Joe The Professor Charles better for extended intimate sessions?
Body safe TPE material quickly warms to match body temperature and maintains comfortable flexibility preventing discomfort during prolonged penetration while delivering consistent pleasure throughout longer masturbation experiences.
When should the Average Joe The Professor Charles be used for partnered sex?
Harness compatibility makes it ideal for partnered penetration when combined with strap on systems enabling couples to explore diverse sexual positions and scenarios while maintaining control and intimacy.
Does the Average Joe The Professor Charles work for both vaginal and anal stimulation?
Comfortable 1.5 inch diameter and flexible design accommodate both types of penetration safely while the suction cup base prevents over insertion during anal play for secure and satisfying stimulation.

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