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Shots Toys Cock Soap Novelty Penis Shaped Cleansing Bar

$29.99
$29.99

Cock Soap brings humor and functionality together in one conversation-starting bathroom essential. This dick-shaped soap cleanses effectively while adding personality to your daily routine, making it perfect for gag gifts or personal amusement.

Key Features:

Penis shaped novelty soap designed for bathroom humor while providing effective cleansing properties for daily personal hygiene routines in shower or bath settings.

Conversation starting gag gift perfect for bachelor parties bachelorette celebrations adult gift exchanges combining functional soap with humorous adult themed bathroom decoration piece.

Fully functional cleansing bar that works like regular soap while featuring realistic penis design that adds playful adult humor to personal care routines.

Dual purpose bathroom accessory serving as both effective body cleanser and amusing decorative piece that sparks laughter and adult themed conversations among guests.

Adult novelty item combining practical hygiene benefits with cheeky penis shaped design perfect for those who appreciate humorous additions to their bathroom collection.

Vendor: Shots Toys
SKU: NV-646-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-65726
Availability: In stock
Product type: Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks
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Cock Soap transforms mundane bathroom moments into opportunities for laughter while delivering the practical cleansing you need. This playfully shaped soap combines genuine functionality with cheeky humor, creating a conversation piece that actually works as intended for your daily hygiene routine.

What It Does

The anatomically inspired design doesn't just grab attention – it provides a comfortable grip that makes washing easier and more entertaining. When you hold this soap, the shaft offers natural hand positioning while the detailed molding creates surface texture that helps work up a rich lather across your skin. Beyond the obvious visual appeal, the shape actually enhances usability during shower time.

Using this soap turns routine washing into moments of genuine amusement, whether you're starting your day with a smile or unwinding after work with some bathroom humor. The psychological boost of laughing during mundane tasks creates a more positive daily experience, while the practical cleansing properties ensure you're getting clean without compromising on hygiene quality.

Technical Specs

  • Standard soap bar size with anatomically detailed molding
  • Traditional soap formulation for effective cleansing
  • Durable construction maintains shape through multiple uses
  • Water-activated lathering for normal washing routine
  • Easy care - store like any regular soap bar

How To Use It

Wet the soap under warm water and work up a lather in your hands or directly on your skin, just like any regular bar soap. The unique shape provides multiple grip options – hold it by the shaft for control or cup it in your palms for traditional lathering. The detailed surface texture helps create rich suds quickly.

Let the soap work its cleansing magic while you enjoy the absurdity of the situation. The novelty never really wears off, especially when guests notice it in your bathroom. Rinse thoroughly after washing and store in a soap dish or shower caddy to keep it dry between uses.

Who It Suits

Anyone with a sense of humor about sexuality will appreciate this blend of practical and playful. Bachelor and bachelorette party organizers looking for gifts that actually get used rather than tossed in a drawer find this hits the sweet spot. People who enjoy subtle rebellion against boring bathroom routines get daily entertainment. Those shopping for white elephant gifts or gag presents that serve a real purpose discover this soap delivers on both fronts without being wasteful.

Who Makes It?

  • Shots Toys specializes in playful adult novelties that combine humor with functionality
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Feature Breakdown

Feature Specification Sexual Benefit User Experience
Anatomical Shape Realistic dick molding with detailed texture Creates playful sexual humor Daily laughter during routine tasks
Practical Function Full cleansing soap formulation Maintains hygiene while entertaining No compromise on actual usefulness
Conversation Starter Eye-catching bathroom display piece Breaks ice about sexual topics Guests notice and react with amusement
Gift Potential Humorous yet functional present option Allows playful sexual joke giving Recipients actually use rather than discard

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Expert Review from Our In-House Tester

Setting this up took just minutes, and immediately this stupid soap actually improved my shower routine beyond just the novelty factor. The shape genuinely works well for gripping – the shaft gives you solid control when your hands are wet and soapy. My first week using it, I found myself looking forward to shower time because starting the day with a chuckle puts me in a better mood. The lather quality matches any decent bar soap I've used. Around the two-week mark, I realized the entertainment value doesn't fade like I expected. Every time I grab it, there's still a moment of "I'm literally washing myself with a dick" that makes me grin. Friends visiting notice it immediately and reactions range from shock to hysterical laughter. The whole experience runs about as long as normal soap use, but way more entertaining. Even my partner started requesting it for their showers because the absurdity became addictive.

Reasons to Buy

  • Dual purpose design — genuine cleansing power with guaranteed entertainment
  • Conversation catalyst — breaks ice about sexual topics naturally
  • Perfect gift solution — humorous yet practical for multiple occasions
  • Daily mood booster — turns mundane hygiene into moments of amusement
  • Bathroom personality — adds character without requiring batteries or maintenance

Why Buy From Cock Ring Shop

  • Genuine Shots Toys products with full manufacturer warranty
  • Expert guidance on novelty items to help you choose the perfect Bondage And Fetish Gear for your needs
  • 100% discreet packaging — no logos, no hints about adult toys, total privacy
  • Fast, tracked shipping of Cock Soap across Australia
  • Bathroom humor that actually works as intended soap

Order your Cock Soap from the cockringshop and transform boring hygiene routines into daily entertainment. This perfectly functional soap brings genuine laughter to everyday moments while maintaining the cleansing quality you need.

Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Cock Soap function as both novelty item and practical cleanser?
The realistic penis design provides humorous bathroom decoration while maintaining full soap functionality for effective body cleansing during showers and baths.
What makes the Cock Soap an ideal adult gag gift choice?
Unlike typical novelty items it combines practical daily use with adult humor ensuring recipients actually use rather than simply display the gift.
Why choose the Cock Soap over regular decorative bathroom accessories?
Dual functionality sets it apart by serving as both conversation starter and practical hygiene product providing entertainment value with genuine cleansing benefits.
When should the Cock Soap be displayed versus used for bathing?
It works perfectly for both purposes simultaneously functioning as amusing bathroom decor between uses while maintaining soap quality for regular cleansing routines.
Does the Cock Soap work effectively compared to traditional soap bars?
Cleansing properties match standard soap bars completely with the realistic penis shape being purely aesthetic without compromising the products hygiene functionality.

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