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Cock Soap by Shots Toys

$29.99
$29.99

Cock Soap brings humor and functionality together in one conversation-starting bathroom essential. This dick-shaped soap cleanses effectively while adding personality to your daily routine, making it perfect for gag gifts or personal amusement.

Key Features:

Penis shaped novelty soap designed for bathroom humor while providing effective cleansing properties for daily personal hygiene routines in shower or bath settings.

Conversation starting gag gift perfect for bachelor parties bachelorette celebrations adult gift exchanges combining functional soap with humorous adult themed bathroom decoration piece.

Fully functional cleansing bar that works like regular soap while featuring realistic penis design that adds playful adult humor to personal care routines.

Dual purpose bathroom accessory serving as both effective body cleanser and amusing decorative piece that sparks laughter and adult themed conversations among guests.

Adult novelty item combining practical hygiene benefits with cheeky penis shaped design perfect for those who appreciate humorous additions to their bathroom collection.

Vendor: Shots Toys
SKU: NV-646-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-65726
Availability: In stock
Product type: Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks
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Cock Soap by Shots Sex toys is a full-functioning bar soap shaped like a penis, combining genuine cleansing power with cheeky humour. It's perfect for anyone who wants their bathroom routine to be entertaining without sacrificing actual hygiene or practicality.

Why choose the Cock Soap by Shots Sex toys
  • Practical function: Works as genuine soap with effective cleansing
  • Comfortable grip: Anatomical shape positions your hand naturally
  • Rich lather: Detailed surface texture creates suds quickly
  • Conversation starter: Eye-catching bathroom display that guests notice
  • Durable shape: Maintains form through multiple uses
  • Daily amusement: Turns routine washing into moments of genuine laughter
  • Actual gift: Recipients use it rather than toss it away
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

This soap does exactly what regular soap does—it cleans your skin with a traditional formulation designed for daily use. What sets it apart is the anatomically detailed shape that actually improves usability. When you hold it by the shaft, your hand sits in a natural position that makes washing easier. Cup it in your palms for traditional lathering, and the detailed molding creates surface texture that works up a rich lather across your skin quickly.

Beyond the obvious visual appeal, using this soap turns routine washing into moments of genuine amusement. if you're starting your day with a smile or unwinding after work, the novelty of the shape creates a psychological boost during mundane tasks. Anal Sex Toys and other novelty items serve different purposes, but this soap delivers both entertainment and genuine hygiene without compromising on either front.

Specifications

  • Size: Standard soap bar dimensions
  • Shape: Anatomically detailed molding with realistic detail
  • Formulation: Traditional soap for effective cleansing
  • Durability: Maintains shape through multiple uses
  • Lathering: Water-activated for normal washing routine
  • Storage: Store like any regular soap bar in a soap dish or shower caddy

Fit and sizing

This soap comes in standard bar size, so there's no complex sizing to worry about—it fits any hand and works for anyone. Cockringshop specialise in products for men and couples, and this item suits anyone with a sense of humour about sexuality who wants something that actually works. The anatomical shape provides multiple grip options depending on how you want to hold it during washing. Store it in a soap dish or shower caddy between uses to keep it dry and make it last longer. No measuring required, no guessing—just grab it and use it like any other bar soap.

How to use it

Wet the soap under warm water and work up a lather in your hands or directly on your skin, exactly as you would with any regular bar soap. Hold it by the shaft for control during washing, or cup it in your palms for traditional lathering. Either way, the detailed surface texture helps create rich suds quickly so you can get clean without fussing around.

Let the soap work its cleansing magic while you enjoy the absurdity of the moment—the novelty rarely wears off, especially when guests spot it in your bathroom. Rinse thoroughly after washing and store in a soap dish or shower caddy to keep it dry between uses. This approach keeps the bar in good condition and ready for your next shower.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Anatomical Shape Realistic molding with detailed texture Creates playful sexual humour Daily laughter during routine tasks
Practical Function Full cleansing soap formulation Maintains hygiene while entertaining No compromise on actual usefulness
Conversation Starter Eye-catching bathroom display piece Breaks ice about sexual topics Guests notice and react with amusement
Gift Potential Humorous yet functional present option Allows playful sexual joke giving Recipients actually use rather than discard

Who it suits

Anyone with a sense of humour about sexuality will appreciate this blend of practical and playful. Bachelor and bachelorette party organisers looking for gifts that actually get used rather than tossed in a drawer find this hits the sweet spot. People who enjoy subtle rebellion against boring bathroom routines get daily entertainment from something as simple as washing their hands or body.

Skip this if you're uncomfortable with sexual humour in your bathroom or if you prefer your soap to be completely serious and unmarked. Those shopping for white elephant gifts or gag presents that serve a real purpose discover this soap delivers on both fronts without being wasteful. It's genuinely functional, which makes it a rare novelty gift that doesn't end up in a cupboard.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is hands-on tested before it ever goes live — we power it up, run it through its functions, and check it for safety and for how it actually performs. Overseas orders get a second function-test right before they ship, so a dead motor never reaches your door. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is checked, inspected, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: the unit you open is one we already know works. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Cock Cages are serious gear designed for restraint and sensation control during sex, whereas this soap is a lighthearted bathroom item that cleans your body. Other novelty sex games focus on entertainment during partnered play or solo moments; this one works during your everyday washing routine. The key difference is function—this is genuine soap that happens to be funny, not a sex toy that doubles as a gag gift.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair this with Couples Intimacy Kits if you want to build a playful approach to bathroom and bedroom time together. The humour and lack of seriousness in this soap works well alongside kits designed for couples who want to keep things fun and relaxed. Both focus on entertainment and connection rather than intensity, making them natural companions for partners who prefer laughter alongside their intimate moments.

More from Shots Sex toys

Shots Sex toys specialises in playful adult novelties that combine humour with functionality. Shots Sex toys creates products designed for those exploring sexuality through entertaining and practical items rather than intense equipment. Their range sits on the lighter, more humorous end of sex games and novelty items.

Read more before you buy

Want more context on adult products and how they fit into your routine? Ai Sex Toys has useful guides on choosing and using sex toys and novelty items. The blog covers practical advice for anyone exploring these products.

Why buy the Cock Soap by Shots Sex toys

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Cock Soap function as both novelty item and practical cleanser?
The realistic penis design provides humorous bathroom decoration while maintaining full soap functionality for effective body cleansing during showers and baths.
What makes the Cock Soap an ideal adult gag gift choice?
Unlike typical novelty items it combines practical daily use with adult humor ensuring recipients actually use rather than simply display the gift.
Why choose the Cock Soap over regular decorative bathroom accessories?
Dual functionality sets it apart by serving as both conversation starter and practical hygiene product providing entertainment value with genuine cleansing benefits.
When should the Cock Soap be displayed versus used for bathing?
It works perfectly for both purposes simultaneously functioning as amusing bathroom decor between uses while maintaining soap quality for regular cleansing routines.
Does the Cock Soap work effectively compared to traditional soap bars?
Cleansing properties match standard soap bars completely with the realistic penis shape being purely aesthetic without compromising the products hygiene functionality.

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