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Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet

$19.99
$19.99

Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet is a water-based lube in a 100ml bottle designed to mimic bodily fluids. Formulated with natural emollients for silky glide, it works safely with latex and silicone for realistic sensations.

Key Features:

Realistic texture mimics authentic bodily fluids for convincing sensation.

Water-based formula stays gentle on sensitive skin without irritation.

Compatible with latex condoms, silicone toys, and all skin types.

Natural emollients deliver silky-smooth glide without greasy residue buildup.

Compact 100ml bottle provides travel-friendly application control and convenience.

Vendor: Lovely Planet
SKU: LUBE-252-AMOUNT ML-SHOP-70ML-55452
Availability: In stock
Product type: Water Based Lubes
Please hurry! Only 2 left in stock
Size: 70ml

Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet is a water-based lube in a 100ml bottle designed to mimic the appearance and texture of bodily fluids. Formulated with natural emollients for silky glide, it works safely with latex and silicone and suits solo or partnered play seeking realistic sensations.

Why choose the Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet
  • Realistic texture: Mimics natural bodily fluids for authentic sensation
  • Water-based formula: Gentle on sensitive skin and body-safe
  • Material compatibility: Safe with latex, silicone, and skin
  • Long-lasting glide: Extended wear reduces frequent reapplication
  • Natural emollients: Silky consistency without sticky or greasy residue
  • Compact 100ml bottle: Travel-friendly with ergonomic design for easy control
  • Non-greasy finish: Clean application and effortless spread across surfaces
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant delivers a silky-smooth glide that coats skin and compatible surfaces evenly. Natural emollients infused throughout the formula allow it to spread effortlessly while maintaining consistent lubrication during extended sessions. You'll get realistic texture that mimics genuine bodily fluids without the tackiness of inferior products. Its water-based composition prioritizes skin compatibility, making it gentle enough for sensitive areas without sacrificing performance.

During use, the formula creates seamless sensations and a non-greasy finish that prevents residue buildup. It works safely with both latex and silicone materials without degrading either surface, so you can pair it with most compatible products. If you prefer a different material base, Silicone Based Lubricant offers an alternative that lasts longer between applications but requires different cleanup.

Specifications

  • Volume: 100ml
  • Formula type: Water-based
  • Material compatibility: Latex, silicone, and skin-safe materials
  • Key ingredients: Natural emollients, water-based base
  • Texture profile: Silky-smooth, mimics bodily fluids
  • Finish: Non-greasy
  • Includes: 100ml bottle and application instructions

Choosing and using it

Creamy works with latex condoms, silicone toys, and skin equally well, making it a flexible choice across your collection. Start with a small amount—you can always add more as needed during play. Many users layer it with vibrators or penetrative products for heightened tactile feedback during solo or partnered sessions. At Cockringshop, we specialise in products for men and couples seeking realistic, body-safe options that enhance sensation without compromise. Store it in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to keep the formula intact between uses.

How to use it

Apply a small amount directly to the desired area or onto a compatible product before starting. Gently massage the lubricant into skin or across the product surface to distribute it evenly. Allow the formula to create smooth glide before beginning intimate activity. Reapply additional lubricant as needed during use to maintain consistent moisture and sensation throughout your session.

After you finish, rinse the applied area with warm water and mild, fragrance-free soap to remove residue completely. Dry thoroughly before storing the bottle in a cool, dry location away from direct sunlight. This simple routine preserves formula integrity and prevents degradation, keeping your lube performing at its best for future use.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Water-based formula Natural emollients and water base Gentle on sensitive skin, body-safe Comfortable use without irritation or sticky residue
Realistic texture Mimics bodily fluids Heightened tactile authenticity during play More convincing sensation for solo or partnered encounters
Universal compatibility Works with latex, silicone, and skin Expands usage across your collection One product suits most sex toys and materials
Long-lasting wear Extended-formula composition Fewer reapplications needed during sessions Uninterrupted glide without frequent stopping

Who it suits

Creamy works well for anyone seeking realistic sensation during partnered play or solo exploration. Couples often appreciate the authentic appearance and texture, which enhances visual and tactile feedback. If you enjoy layering lubrication with sex toys or value body-safe, water-based formulas, this is a strong choice. Men looking to add realism to solo play or enhance partnered encounters will find the texture genuinely convincing.

Skip this product if you have a latex or silicone allergy, though the formula itself is hypoallergenic. You might also look elsewhere if you need a lube that lasts extremely long between applications—water-based formulas generally require more frequent reapplication than silicone alternatives. Those seeking a thicker, more viscous consistency may prefer a different water-based product with heavier body.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is hands-on tested before it ever goes live — we power it up, run it through its functions, and check it for safety and for how it actually performs. Overseas orders get a second function-test right before they ship, so a dead motor never reaches your door. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is checked, inspected, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: the unit you open is one we already know works. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Water-based lubes like Creamy are gentler on sensitive skin and compatible with all sex toy materials, but they dry out faster during extended use and need more frequent reapplication. Silicone-based alternatives last much longer between applications and create a slicker, more persistent glide. Our full range of Water Based Lubricant options includes different textures and thicknesses. Choose water-based for sensitivity and sex toy compatibility; choose silicone if you prioritise longer-lasting wear and less frequent topping up.

Please read — safety first. Keep all stimulation below the waist and never route current across the chest or through the heart; avoid use entirely with a heart condition, a pacemaker, or in pregnancy. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair Creamy with vibrators or other silicone and latex sex toys to create layered sensation that many find more intense than lubricant alone. Masturbators and strokers work especially well with this formula, as the realistic texture enhances authenticity during solo play. Couples Intimacy Kits often include products that benefit greatly from a realistic-feeling lube, combining sex toy and lubricant for coordinated sensation during partnered encounters.

More from Lovely Planet

Lovely Planet offers a range of water-based and specialty lubes designed for different sensations and activities. Explore their full collection to find other formulas that suit your preferences and play style.

Read more before you buy

Not sure whether water-based or silicone suits you best? Water Vs Silicone Lube breaks down the real differences to help you decide.

Why buy the Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet

Looking for the right fit and the right material? Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet is stocked at The Cock Ring Store, tested for genuine function and quality-checked for safety and performance. Cockringshop ships in discreet packaging so your order arrives private and unbranded. Real fit advice, body-safe materials, and plain-packaged shipping. The Cock Ring Store ships discreetly Australia-wide.

Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet and what type of water-based lube is it?
Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant is a 100ml water-based formula designed to mimic authentic bodily fluids for realistic sensation during solo or partnered play. Natural emollients create silky-smooth glide without sticky residue, making it body-safe and gentle on sensitive skin. Compatible with latex, silicone toys, and condoms, this lube suits anyone seeking convincing texture and reliable performance.
How does the Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet compare to silicone-based lubes in terms of reapplication frequency?
Water-based formulas like Creamy require more frequent topping up during extended sessions compared to silicone alternatives, which maintain glide much longer. In our experience selling both types, customers choosing Creamy prioritise skin compatibility and toy safety over maximum duration. Silicone lasts significantly longer between applications but demands different cleanup and isn't compatible with all toy materials.
Can the Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet be safely used with latex condoms and silicone sex toys simultaneously?
Absolutely—Creamy works safely with both latex condoms and silicone toys without degrading either material, making it exceptionally flexible across your collection. Most wearers layer it with vibrators or masturbators to enhance tactile feedback during intimate activity. Apply a small amount and reapply as needed throughout your session to maintain consistent sensation and smooth glide.
Who benefits most from the Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet for enhancing their intimate experiences?
Couples seeking authentic visual and tactile sensation during partnered play find Creamy particularly effective for heightened realism. Men exploring solo play or masturbators appreciate the convincing texture that intensifies sensation without compromise. Customers report that anyone with sensitive skin values the gentle, water-based composition that avoids irritation while maintaining reliable performance throughout extended sessions.
Where should you store the Creamy Fake Sperm Lubricant by Lovely Planet to maintain formula integrity between uses?
Keep your bottle in a cool, dry location away from direct sunlight to preserve the formula's performance and consistency over time. Rinse the applied area thoroughly with warm water and mild soap after each session, then dry completely before storing. Proper storage prevents degradation and ensures your lube maintains its realistic texture and silky glide for every future encounter.

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