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Shots Toys Cum Covered Dicky Soap With Balls Novelty Penis Shaped Soap - Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks
Shots Toys Cum Covered Dicky Soap With Balls Novelty Penis Shaped Soap - Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks
Shots Toys Cum Covered Dicky Soap With Balls Novelty Penis Shaped Soap - Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks

Shots Toys Cum Covered Dicky Soap With Balls Novelty Penis Shaped Soap

$44.99
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Cum Covered Dicky Soap With Balls turns bath time into hilarious entertainment with its anatomically-inspired design. This fully functional novelty soap makes the perfect gag gift for bachelor parties and celebrations while actually cleaning you up.

Key Features:

This anatomically detailed penis shaped soap features realistic proportions and testicles with white cum coating detail. Functional soap formulation lathers normally while providing maximum shock value for adult entertainment purposes.

Perfect gag gift for bachelor parties bachelorette celebrations and adult gift exchanges. Creates instant conversation starter when displayed in guest bathrooms or presented as surprise novelty present to friends.

Full sized bar soap maintains detailed sculpting throughout use while delivering standard cleansing properties. Hand washing recommended to preserve realistic penis textures and cum topping visual effects during bathing.

Strategically place in guest bathroom for guaranteed shocked reactions from visitors. Works as functional soap for actual washing while serving as crude humor display piece for adult entertainment.

Realistic penis proportions with detailed testicles create authentic visual impact. Standard soap ingredients ensure safe skin contact during use while crude cum detailing amplifies naughty novelty factor significantly.

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The Cum Covered Dicky Soap With Balls combines practical bathroom functionality with outrageous humor, creating the ultimate conversation starter for your guest bathroom or next party gift exchange. This anatomically-sculpted novelty soap delivers both laughs and legitimate cleansing power in one cheeky package.

What It Does

Beyond its obvious visual impact, this soap works exactly like any quality bar soap - it lathers, cleans, and leaves you fresh. The detailed sculpting includes realistic textures and proportions that make it an instant attention-grabber, while the "cum" topping adds an extra layer of shock value. When displayed in bathrooms or presented as gifts, it creates immediate reactions and gets conversations flowing in directions you might not expect.

Using this soap becomes an experience in itself - friends and guests can't help but comment when they spot it sitting by the sink. The novelty factor never really wears off because it's simultaneously functional and ridiculous. Whether someone actually uses it for washing or just displays it for laughs, it serves its purpose of bringing humor into everyday routines while maintaining its practical soap properties throughout.

Technical Specs

  • Full-sized functional bar soap with detailed anatomical sculpting
  • Standard soap formulation safe for skin contact and bathing
  • Realistic proportions and texturing for maximum visual impact
  • Includes "cum" detailing for authentic novelty appearance
  • Hand wash recommended to preserve detailing during use

How To Use It

Start by placing it strategically in your guest bathroom where visitors will definitely notice it, or save the big reveal for your next party gift exchange. If you're actually using it for washing, wet it like any soap and work up a lather - just be prepared for the inevitable double-takes from anyone who walks in. The soap works normally despite its unconventional shape.

For maximum comedic impact, present it wrapped like a serious gift and watch faces change when the recipient opens it. During bachelor or bachelorette parties, it becomes an instant prop that keeps the energy high and the laughs coming. Some people display it permanently while others save it for special occasions when they want to guarantee shocked reactions and plenty of photo opportunities.

Who It Suits

Adults with a solid sense of humor who aren't easily embarrassed will get the most from this novelty soap. It's particularly perfect for party hosts who want memorable gifts, anyone organizing bachelor or bachelorette celebrations, or people who enjoy having conversation pieces in their homes. Friends who appreciate crude humor and aren't shy about adult themes make ideal recipients, while anyone too conservative or easily offended should probably skip this one entirely.

Who Makes It?

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Feature Breakdown

Feature Specification Sexual Benefit User Experience
Anatomical Design Realistic penis and balls sculpting Creates immediate sexual tension and humor Guarantees shocked reactions and laughter
Cum Topping Detailed white coating effect Amplifies the naughty visual impact Pushes boundaries for maximum comedic effect
Functional Soap Standard cleansing soap formulation Allows actual use beyond novelty display Provides practical value with entertainment
Full Size Substantial weight and proportions Maintains realistic appearance for impact Feels authentic in hands for better reactions

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Expert Review from Our In-House Tester

The quality stood out immediately - genuinely functional this soap actually is - I expected it to be purely decorative. After displaying it in my guest bathroom for a party, several friends asked if it was real soap, so I demonstrated by actually using it. The lather builds normally and it cleaned just like regular soap, though I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. The reactions from party guests were priceless - lots of photos, shocked gasps, and then uncontrollable giggling. One friend picked it up thinking it was a different kind of adult toy entirely, which led to even more hilarious confusion. The soap lasted through several uses while maintaining its detailed appearance. From setup to cleanup, it provided about three hours of entertainment value at that single party, and I still get comments about it weeks later when the same friends visit.

Reasons to Buy

  • Guaranteed conversation starter — breaks ice instantly at any gathering
  • Dual functionality — actually works as soap while providing entertainment
  • Perfect gag gift — memorable present for adult celebrations and parties
  • Realistic detailing — authentic appearance maximizes shock value and humor
  • Lasting novelty — continues amusing people long after initial surprise wears off

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Order your Cum Covered Dicky Soap With Balls from the cockringshop today and prepare to be the hero of your next party. This functional novelty soap guarantees laughs while actually serving its purpose, making it the perfect blend of practical and outrageous that every adult bathroom needs.

Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

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If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

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Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

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International Shipping

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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

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Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

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If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

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Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

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Refunds

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Frequently Asked Questions

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Strategic bathroom placement ensures repeated guest encounters that generate fresh sexual commentary with each discovery. The design maintains its provocative appearance through multiple uses while continuing to prompt sexually charged discussions and photo opportunities at subsequent gatherings.

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