


Cum Covered Dicky Soap With Balls turns bath time into hilarious entertainment with its anatomically-inspired design. This fully functional novelty soap makes the perfect gag gift for bachelor parties and celebrations while actually cleaning you up.
Key Features:
Couldn't load pickup availability
The Cum Covered Dicky Soap With Balls combines practical bathroom functionality with outrageous humor, creating the ultimate conversation starter for your guest bathroom or next party gift exchange. This anatomically-sculpted novelty soap delivers both laughs and legitimate cleansing power in one cheeky package.
Beyond its obvious visual impact, this soap works exactly like any quality bar soap - it lathers, cleans, and leaves you fresh. The detailed sculpting includes realistic textures and proportions that make it an instant attention-grabber, while the "cum" topping adds an extra layer of shock value. When displayed in bathrooms or presented as gifts, it creates immediate reactions and gets conversations flowing in directions you might not expect.
Using this soap becomes an experience in itself - friends and guests can't help but comment when they spot it sitting by the sink. The novelty factor never really wears off because it's simultaneously functional and ridiculous. Whether someone actually uses it for washing or just displays it for laughs, it serves its purpose of bringing humor into everyday routines while maintaining its practical soap properties throughout.
Start by placing it strategically in your guest bathroom where visitors will definitely notice it, or save the big reveal for your next party gift exchange. If you're actually using it for washing, wet it like any soap and work up a lather - just be prepared for the inevitable double-takes from anyone who walks in. The soap works normally despite its unconventional shape.
For maximum comedic impact, present it wrapped like a serious gift and watch faces change when the recipient opens it. During bachelor or bachelorette parties, it becomes an instant prop that keeps the energy high and the laughs coming. Some people display it permanently while others save it for special occasions when they want to guarantee shocked reactions and plenty of photo opportunities.
Adults with a solid sense of humor who aren't easily embarrassed will get the most from this novelty soap. It's particularly perfect for party hosts who want memorable gifts, anyone organizing bachelor or bachelorette celebrations, or people who enjoy having conversation pieces in their homes. Friends who appreciate crude humor and aren't shy about adult themes make ideal recipients, while anyone too conservative or easily offended should probably skip this one entirely.
| Feature | Specification | Sexual Benefit | User Experience |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anatomical Design | Realistic penis and balls sculpting | Creates immediate sexual tension and humor | Guarantees shocked reactions and laughter |
| Cum Topping | Detailed white coating effect | Amplifies the naughty visual impact | Pushes boundaries for maximum comedic effect |
| Functional Soap | Standard cleansing soap formulation | Allows actual use beyond novelty display | Provides practical value with entertainment |
| Full Size | Substantial weight and proportions | Maintains realistic appearance for impact | Feels authentic in hands for better reactions |
While not a traditional BDSM implement, this soap fits the playful side of kink culture where humor and sexuality intersect. It's perfect for those who enjoy incorporating naughty elements into everyday items, making it an entry-level novelty that brings fetish themes into mainstream spaces without intimidation.
Browse all Bondage And Fetish Gear →
Among our adult toy collection, this soap represents the lighter, more humorous side of sexual expression. It complements more serious purchases by adding levity to orders, and works brilliantly as an add-on gift when you want to include something that breaks tension while still being appropriately adult-themed.
The quality stood out immediately - genuinely functional this soap actually is - I expected it to be purely decorative. After displaying it in my guest bathroom for a party, several friends asked if it was real soap, so I demonstrated by actually using it. The lather builds normally and it cleaned just like regular soap, though I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. The reactions from party guests were priceless - lots of photos, shocked gasps, and then uncontrollable giggling. One friend picked it up thinking it was a different kind of adult toy entirely, which led to even more hilarious confusion. The soap lasted through several uses while maintaining its detailed appearance. From setup to cleanup, it provided about three hours of entertainment value at that single party, and I still get comments about it weeks later when the same friends visit.
Order your Cum Covered Dicky Soap With Balls from the cockringshop today and prepare to be the hero of your next party. This functional novelty soap guarantees laughs while actually serving its purpose, making it the perfect blend of practical and outrageous that every adult bathroom needs.
Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund
Thanks for subscribing!
This email has been registered!