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You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
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The Evolved QUEEN OF ALL TRADES Thrusting Dildo Vibrator in majestic Blue elevates intimate pleasure to regal heights with its revolutionary triple-action technology. Designed for the discerning pleasure seeker who refuses to compromise, this premium device combines thrusting motion, rotating beads, and powerful vibration to create a comprehensive stimulation experience that truly lives up to its royal title.
Are you ready to experience pleasure that transcends ordinary boundaries? The QUEEN OF ALL TRADES delivers an exquisite symphony of sensation through its three synchronized yet independently controllable functions. This isn't merely a vibrator – it's a complete pleasure system engineered to stimulate multiple sensory receptors simultaneously for mind-blowing climaxes that standard toys simply cannot match.
What truly distinguishes the QUEEN OF ALL TRADES is its sophisticated internal mechanism that creates authentic thrusting motion rather than simple vibration. The precision-engineered motor drives the shaft in a realistic in-and-out motion with a 1.3 cm thrust depth – carefully calibrated to deliver substantial sensation while maintaining perfect control and reliability.
With 10 distinct thrusting patterns ranging from slow, deliberate strokes to rapid, intense thrusts, you'll discover the perfect rhythm for your unique preferences. The substantial 17.8 cm insertable length ensures deep, satisfying stimulation, while the 4 cm insertable diameter provides fulfilling presence without overwhelming – the perfect proportions for maximum pleasure.
Complementing the thrusting action, the shaft contains ingeniously placed rotating beads that add another dimension of pleasure through their swirling motion against your internal sensitive zones. These strategically positioned elements create a rippling sensation that radiates outward as they rotate, stimulating nerve endings that thrusting alone might miss.
The 10 rotation patterns operate independently from the thrusting function, allowing you to create customized combinations that address your specific desires. Perhaps you prefer slow thrusting with rapid bead rotation, or intense thrusting with gentle swirling – the QUEEN OF ALL TRADES adapts to your preferences rather than forcing you to adapt to it.
Completing the royal trinity of pleasure, the QUEEN OF ALL TRADES features powerful vibration concentrated in the perfectly curved head of the shaft. This thoughtful placement ensures vibration is delivered precisely where internal sensitivity is typically highest, creating another layer of stimulation that works in harmony with the thrusting and rotating functions.
With 10 distinct vibration patterns ranging from gentle rumbling to intense pulsation, this third motor rounds out the comprehensive stimulation system. The vibration can be controlled independently from the thrusting and rotating functions, creating virtually limitless combinations for a truly customized experience that can evolve as your arousal builds.
The QUEEN OF ALL TRADES features a meticulously engineered handle that provides secure, comfortable grip even in the most passionate moments. The intuitive control interface allows you to adjust each function independently without interrupting your pleasure journey. The logical button layout becomes second nature after just a few uses, with raised profiles providing tactile feedback so you can make adjustments without visual confirmation.
The overall dimensions (22.6 cm height, 3.8 cm width, 4 cm depth) create an ergonomic profile that balances substantial insertable length with comfortable handling. The slight curve of the shaft ensures consistent contact with your most sensitive internal areas, while the flared base provides stability and prevents unwanted slippage during use.
Your intimate wellness deserves nothing less than the finest materials, which is why the QUEEN OF ALL TRADES is crafted from premium silicone that's completely phthalate-free and latex-free. This medical-grade material features a silky, frictionless surface that glides smoothly against sensitive tissues, enhancing comfort during extended sessions while maximizing pleasure transmission. The non-porous nature ensures ultimate hygiene, allowing for thorough cleaning between uses.
The vibrant Blue colorway adds a regal aesthetic to your collection, combining sophisticated style with uncompromising function. Strategic elements of ABS plastic in the handle provide structural integrity and house the complex mechanical systems, creating a perfect balance of flexibility and stability throughout the device.
Despite housing three robust motors and a complex thrusting mechanism, the QUEEN OF ALL TRADES operates with remarkable discretion. The advanced engineering utilizes sound-dampening technology to minimize operational noise without sacrificing power. This crucial feature allows you to focus entirely on your pleasure experience without distraction, maintaining your privacy even in shared living situations.
The rechargeable battery provides extended play sessions without interruption, and the included magnetic USB cable makes recharging convenient. Simply connect to any standard USB port, and the QUEEN OF ALL TRADES will be fully charged and ready for your next adventure in just a few hours – no searching for specific batteries or experiencing interruptions at critical moments.
The QUEEN OF ALL TRADES represents a breakthrough in pleasure product design, developed through extensive research into responsive tissues and arousal patterns. The development team recognized that different individuals respond to different types of stimulation – some prefer thrusting motion, others favor vibration, while many enjoy rotational pressure. Rather than forcing a choice between these modalities, they created a comprehensive device that delivers all three simultaneously.
Each element has been refined through multiple iterations and user feedback. The specific 1.3 cm thrust depth wasn't chosen arbitrarily – it represents the optimal range for delivering substantial sensation while maintaining mechanical reliability. Similarly, the placement of the rotating beads and vibrating elements was determined through careful study of internal anatomy to ensure stimulation reaches the most responsive areas.
The 17.8 cm insertable length provides substantial depth for fulfilling experiences, while the 4 cm diameter creates satisfying pressure without discomfort. These dimensions weren't selected by chance – they reflect careful consideration of user preferences and anatomical realities, creating a device that works harmoniously with your body's natural responses.
The QUEEN OF ALL TRADES transcends conventional categories, offering benefits for intimate play across numerous scenarios. Use all three functions simultaneously for an overwhelming sensory experience, or activate them individually to focus on specific sensations. The independently controlled motors allow you to create custom combinations – perhaps starting with gentle vibration and gradually adding thrusting and rotation as arousal builds.
The waterproof construction expands your pleasure possibilities even further, enabling exciting aquatic adventures that add another dimension to your intimate experiences. From steamy shower sessions to luxurious bath time indulgence, the QUEEN OF ALL TRADES performs flawlessly in wet environments, adding versatility to your pleasure repertoire.
Maintaining your QUEEN OF ALL TRADES is effortless thanks to its waterproof design. Simply wash with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner before and after each use. The non-porous silicone resists bacteria and odors, ensuring your vibrator remains hygienic and ready for your next adventure. Store in the included pouch to protect from dust and maintain the silky smooth texture that enhances your pleasure.
The rechargeable design not only reduces environmental impact but also saves you money in the long run. No more searching for specific batteries or discovering your toy is depleted just when you need it most – a simple charge provides hours of reliable performance across all three motors, ensuring you're always ready when desire strikes.
Ready to experience stimulation that truly rules over all others? The Evolved QUEEN OF ALL TRADES Thrusting Dildo Vibrator awaits your exploration. With its innovative triple-action technology, premium materials, and meticulous engineering, it represents the pinnacle of pleasure technology – a true monarch in a world of pretenders.
Add the QUEEN OF ALL TRADES to your collection today and discover how its royal combination of thrusting, rotating, and vibrating can transform your understanding of pleasure. Your journey to experiencing the ultimate in comprehensive stimulation begins with a single touch.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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