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F*ckers! Sex Position Candles by Little Genie - Bachelorette and Bucks

F*ckers! Sex Position Candles by Little Genie

$14.99
$14.99

F*ckers! Sex Position Candles are fun novelty candles that spark playful talk. The sculpted position designs add party entertainment with bright wax colours. They are great for bachelorette events and adult gatherings.

Key Features:

Hilariously sculpted sexual position candles designed to spark laughter and conversation at adult parties bachelorette events and intimate gatherings with playful artistic representations of various erotic poses.

High quality wax construction ensures clean even burning while maintaining detailed sexual position shapes throughout use providing long lasting entertainment and mood lighting for adult themed celebrations.

Vibrant color options complement party decor while serving as eye catching centerpieces or memorable party favors that guarantee reactions and create unforgettable moments at any adult gathering or event.

Perfect ice breaker conversation starters that transform ordinary parties into memorably mischievous celebrations encouraging guests to laugh point and engage in playful adult humor and discussions about sexuality.

Ideal gag gift for milestone birthdays bachelorette parties or spicing up romantic date nights with cheeky bedroom decor that combines artistic craftsmanship with bold sexual humor and entertainment.

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NV-612-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-58222
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Bachelorette and Bucks
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F*ckers! Sex Position Candles are novelty candles featuring hand-crafted sculptural representations of sexual positions. Designed for adult parties, bachelorette celebrations, and intimate settings, they combine mood lighting with explicit conversation starters that spark laughter and openness about desire.

Why choose the F*ckers! Sex Position Candles by Little Genie
  • Conversation starter: Explicit sculptural positions spark laughter and discussion
  • Mood lighting: Premium wax blend burns clean for hours
  • Party centrepiece: Detailed hand-crafted work admirable from all angles
  • Safe burning: Lead-free cotton wicks for indoor use
  • Colour options: Red, pink, and purple to match any theme
  • Compact size: Perfect for tables, bedrooms, or party spaces
  • Visual transformation: Melting wax gradually shifts each position throughout evening
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What it does

F*ckers! candles serve as both mood lighting and adult entertainment. Each candle displays explicit sculptural detail showing various sexual positions, from classic missionary through to more adventurous options. Lighting multiple candles throughout a room builds a playful, flickering ambiance that naturally encourages sexual conversation and curiosity about positions and desires.

Guests typically respond with surprise and laughter when discovering these naughty centrepieces. As the evening progresses, the melting wax gradually transforms each position, creating ever-changing erotic art that keeps discussion flowing. Sex toy Joy offers complementary adult party decorations if you want to build a complete theme. Whether scattered around bedrooms or positioned as bold focal points on dining tables, these candles create a relaxed atmosphere where sexual topics emerge naturally among couples and groups.

Specifications

  • Material: Premium paraffin wax blend
  • Wick: Lead-free cotton
  • Colours: Red, pink, and purple options
  • Design: Hand-crafted sculptural sex positions
  • Size: Compact, suitable for table centrepieces
  • Burn quality: Clean-burning wax

Fit and sizing

F*ckers! candles come in a compact size designed to work as table centrepieces where guests can view the sculptural detail from all angles. No measurement or fitting is required—simply place them on any stable, flat surface away from flammable materials. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples seeking to explore sexuality more openly, and these candles suit anyone comfortable with explicit imagery and adult humour. Adjust placement based on your comfort level: some prefer subtle background positioning while others make them bold focal points. The size works equally well in bedrooms, dining areas, or party spaces.

How to use it

Place F*ckers! candles on stable surfaces away from flammable materials before lighting. Position them as centrepieces where guests can admire the detailed sculptural work from multiple angles. Light the wicks and watch the warm glow illuminate every curve and explicit detail. Build mood by lighting multiple candles throughout your space to create layers of flickering illumination.

Adjust placement based on your comfort level—some prefer subtle background positioning while others make them bold focal points. As the evening progresses, the melting wax gradually transforms each position, creating ever-changing erotic art that keeps conversation flowing. Simply allow the candles to burn naturally; no special maintenance is needed beyond standard candle safety practices.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Sculptural detail Hand-crafted position accuracy Creates visual arousal and curiosity Guests examine every explicit curve
Premium wax Clean-burning paraffin blend Delivers long-lasting mood lighting Hours of flickering erotic ambiance
Vibrant colours Red, pink, and purple options Enables personalised party themes Matches any adult celebration decor
Compact size Perfect centrepiece dimensions Maintains intimate conversation distance Easy placement anywhere needed

Who it suits

F*ckers! candles are perfect for sexually open individuals and couples who appreciate adult humour and aren't easily embarrassed by explicit imagery. Bachelorette party hosts, gag gift givers, and anyone planning adult-themed celebrations will find these work brilliantly as conversation starters. Groups comfortable discussing sex openly—whether exploring new positions with partners or simply enjoying risqué party decorations—get the most from them.

Skip these if you or your guests prefer subtle, understated décor or find explicit sexual imagery uncomfortable. They're not suited to mixed-age gatherings or formal occasions where sexual humour isn't welcome. Equally, if you're looking for functional sex toys rather than novelty party pieces, you'll want something designed for direct use instead of display.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is hands-on tested before it ever goes live — we power it up, run it through its functions, and check it for safety and for how it actually performs. Overseas orders get a second function-test right before they ship, so a dead motor never reaches your door. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is checked, inspected, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: the unit you open is one we already know works. See how we test every product →

How it compares

F*ckers! candles are novelty party decorations that combine mood lighting with explicit sculptural art—they're designed to spark conversation and laughter rather than provide direct sexual function. Vibratex offers vibrating sex toys designed for direct stimulation and arousal. If you're after atmosphere and humour at a party, candles deliver that. If you want a sex toy for solo or partnered physical pleasure, a vibrating toy serves a completely different purpose and will feel substantially different during use.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. As porous materials can harbour bacteria, use a condom over them for sharing or easy clean-up. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair F*ckers! candles with Couples Intimacy Kits to create a complete experience during intimate gatherings. Light the candles for mood and conversation starter, then move to functional sex toys that let couples or groups actually explore the positions displayed. This combination transforms the candles from party decoration into a genuine exploration tool that builds connection and playfulness.

More from Little Genie

Little Genie specialises in humorous adult products that blend sexuality with entertainment value. Browse the full range for more novelty items and conversation starters designed to add playfulness to adult gatherings and intimate spaces.

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How do the F*ckers! Sex Position Candles enhance adult party atmospheres?
These conversation starter candles immediately transform gatherings by creating laughter and playful discussions about sexuality. Each sculpted position sparks reactions that break social ice and encourage memorable adult interactions.
What makes the F*ckers! Sex Position Candles suitable for bachelorette parties?
Vibrant colors and explicit sexual position designs create perfect centerpieces that generate excitement and humor. The artistic craftsmanship ensures they become focal points that encourage celebratory adult conversations and photo opportunities.
Why choose F*ckers! Sex Position Candles over regular party candles?
Unlike ordinary candles these feature detailed erotic poses that guarantee guest reactions and memorable moments. High quality wax construction maintains sexual position details while burning providing entertainment beyond basic lighting.
When should F*ckers! Sex Position Candles be displayed at adult events?
Perfect timing includes milestone birthdays intimate gatherings or any adult themed celebration requiring ice breakers. Their explicit designs work best when guests appreciate sexual humor and playful adult entertainment.
Which features of F*ckers! Sex Position Candles create the most entertainment value?
Detailed sexual position sculptures combined with vibrant colors maximize visual impact and conversation potential. Each unique pose offers different reaction triggers ensuring diverse entertainment throughout any adult party or gathering.

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