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Glitterati Penis Silly Straws Hen's Party Straws

$19.99
$19.99

Glittering Hens Party Silly Straws are novelty intimate party accessories that add playful humor to celebrations. The glittering penis-shaped design creates memorable entertainment with food-grade safety. Perfect for hens parties and adult gatherings.

Key Features:

Eight penis shaped straws made from food grade plastic materials add humor and adult entertainment to hen parties and bachelorette celebrations with realistic anatomical designs.

Each straw measures eight inches in length providing ample reach for beverages while featuring detailed penis designs that create laughter and playful atmosphere at adult gatherings.

Durable construction using non toxic inks ensures repeated use at multiple events while maintaining vibrant colors and anatomical details that entertain consenting adult party guests.

Flexible design allows positioning straws in various ways within drinks while the realistic penis shape creates conversation starters and humorous photo opportunities at parties.

Perfect for adult themed celebrations including hen nights bachelorette parties and club events where penis shaped novelty items enhance the playful adult entertainment atmosphere.

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NEW-419-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-70259
Availability: In stock
Product type: Bachelorette and Bucks
Please hurry! Only 2 left in stock

Penis-shaped drinking straws with glittering detail, designed to spark laughter and conversation at hen's parties and adult celebrations. Set of eight food-grade plastic straws that function as real drinking vessels while delivering cheeky visual humour and memorable party moments.

Why choose the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set
  • Food-grade plastic: Safe for drinking and eating
  • Realistic anatomical shape: Defined head, shaft, and balls
  • Glittering finish: Catches light and sparkles during use
  • Full straw function: Drinks flow normally through hollow design
  • Eight-piece set: Enough for group participation at parties
  • Eight-inch length: Visible above glass rim for maximum impact
  • Instant conversation starter: Guaranteed laughter and party energy
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

These cock-shaped straws work as fully functional drinking vessels. Liquid flows through the hollow design at standard straw diameter, so guests can sip cocktails, juice, or any drink without restriction. Unlike basic novelties, each straw features realistic glittering detail—defined head, shaft, and testicles—that catches light beautifully as people drink.

Visual impact is the main event. Positioning the cock head above the glass rim creates continuous entertainment as guests sip. Watching friends wrap their lips around the detailed shape triggers immediate laughter and sexual banter that breaks party ice fast. Hot Ero stocks other playful party novelties if you want to layer the fun. Most users report endless giggles and memorable moments that define the night.

Specifications

  • Set size: 8 straws per pack
  • Length: 8 inches total per straw
  • Material: Food-grade plastic
  • Finish: Glittering surface coating
  • Straw diameter: Standard opening
  • Design: Anatomical cock shape with head, shaft, and balls

Fit and sizing

Eight-inch straws suit standard drinking glasses and cocktail vessels. At this length, the realistic cock head sits visibly above the rim, maximising the visual gag. No fitting or adjustment needed—drop each straw into a drink and position it for maximum guest reaction. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples across all body types and preferences, and these straws work for any adult group comfortable with explicit party humour. One set of eight covers a typical hen's party or bucks celebration with enough for everyone to get their own straw.

How to use it

Place each straw directly into your chosen drink—cocktails and coloured beverages complement the glittering finish best. Angle the straw so the detailed cock head, shaft, and balls remain visible above the glass rim throughout the party. Build energy by handing out all eight straws at once and watching guests realise they're holding realistic penis shapes.

Increase the humour by taking photos as friends sip with the cock straws between their lips. The evening typically escalates into wild laughter and sexual jokes that create lasting memories. After use, rinse each straw under warm water to remove any drink residue, then air dry. Store in a cool, dry place between parties.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Glittering finish Sparkle coating Creates visual cock appeal Eye-catching party centrepiece
Realistic shape Anatomical cock design Delivers authentic penis appearance Maximum shock and humour value
Food-grade plastic Safe drinking material Enables worry-free cock sucking Comfortable lip contact
Eight-piece set Multiple cock straws Ensures everyone gets cock action Group participation guaranteed

Who it suits

Perfect for bachelorettes planning wild hen's parties, adult birthday celebrations, or any gathering that needs explicit sexual humour. Groups comfortable with cock-themed novelties and enjoying frank adult entertainment will get the most from these. Party hosts wanting memorable conversation pieces that spark genuine laughter will find these deliver every time.

Skip these if your crowd prefers subtle humour or if explicit penis-shaped novelties make you uncomfortable. They're not designed for mixed-age groups or formal settings. Quality matters here—the realistic glittering detail appeals to adults who appreciate proper novelty sex toys over cheap generic alternatives. If your guests are into the joke and ready to laugh, these work brilliantly.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is hands-on tested before it ever goes live — we power it up, run it through its functions, and check it for safety and for how it actually performs. Overseas orders get a second function-test right before they ship, so a dead motor never reaches your door. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is checked, inspected, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: the unit you open is one we already know works. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Cock straws are purely visual and functional drinking vessels—no vibration, no batteries, no moving parts. They create humour through shock value and realistic anatomical detail rather than sensation. If you want novelty with interactive fun for couples, Gel Works offers flexible silicone options that combine play with tactile sensation. Straws suit group entertainment; silicone toys suit intimate partner use. Choose straws for party laughs, silicone for hands-on pleasure.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

These straws pair naturally with other party novelties and adult celebration gear. For couples hosting a bucks or hen's party, Couples Intimacy Kits work well alongside straws to layer entertainment across the evening. Straws handle the group laughs and conversation starters, while couples kits add private playful moments. Together they create a full night of adult fun that suits both group energy and intimate connection.

More from Little Genie

Little Genie designs playful adult products and novelty sex toys built for parties and celebration moments. The range includes other cock-themed novelties and adult entertainment pieces that layer fun throughout your event. Browse the full Little Genie collection for more party essentials.

Read more before you buy

Planning a bucks celebration and want ideas beyond straws? How To Make A Bucks Party Memorable At Home offers practical tips for creating a night your group won't forget.

Why buy the Glittering Hen's Party Silly Straws - Set of 8

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Glittering Hens Party Silly Straws Set of 8 enhance adult party entertainment?
The realistic penis shaped design creates immediate laughter and conversation among party guests transforming ordinary beverages into humorous adult entertainment that breaks ice and generates memorable moments.
What makes the Glittering Hens Party Silly Straws Set of 8 suitable for repeated use at parties?
Food grade plastic construction ensures durability while non toxic inks maintain vibrant penis details through multiple uses allowing the straws to entertain at several adult celebrations.
Why do hen party organizers choose the Glittering Hens Party Silly Straws Set of 8 for bachelorette events?
Eight individual penis shaped straws provide entertainment for entire party groups while the anatomical design creates perfect photo opportunities and adult themed fun throughout celebrations.
When should adults use the Glittering Hens Party Silly Straws Set of 8 during party celebrations?
Ideal timing includes cocktail hours group photos and peak party moments when the penis shaped design generates maximum laughter and adult entertainment among consenting participants.
Does the Glittering Hens Party Silly Straws Set of 8 work effectively for different beverage types?
Eight inch length accommodates various glass sizes and drink types though cold beverages work best as heat may soften the plastic penis design structure.

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