
Top your can with laughs using this pecker-shaped beer topper! Crafted from food-grade PVC, it fits most cans and turns any drink into an outrageous party moment. Ideal for hen nights, gag gifts, or cheeky celebrations.
Key Features:
Realistic penis shaped novelty drink topper transforms standard 355ml beer cans into provocative party accessories with anatomically detailed shaft and functional tip spout for humorous adult entertainment.
Food grade PVC construction ensures safe oral contact while flexible material creates secure seal around cans preventing spills during drinking games and adult party activities.
Universal snap fit design accommodates standard beer cans with precision molded glans spout delivering smooth liquid flow through realistic penis head for comedic drinking experience.
Reusable adult novelty survives multiple party sessions with hand washable PVC material maintaining realistic flesh tone coloring and detailed vein texturing through repeated use.
Lightweight portable design weighs under 30 grams allowing discreet storage in coolers or drawers while heat resistant construction withstands warm cleaning and outdoor use.
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Crank every drink into a dick joke with the Hott Products Pecker Shaped Beer Can Topper—a soft, flesh-tone PVC shaft that snaps onto any standard 355 ml can and funnels liquid straight through the tip. The realistic head and subtle veins jiggle with each tilt, while the universal grip seals tight for zero spills. Reusable and hand-washable, it survives wild hens nights, bucks dos, or backyard piss-ups. Dare mates to deep-throat the spout, stack them for a can tower, or gift-wrap for the groom—expect instant roars and zero dry glasses once the sucking starts.
Precision-molded glans spout delivers drip-free streams, while the full shaft shape wobbles for maximum visual punch. Food-grade PVC flexes to lock onto cans yet peels off fast for swaps. Subtle flesh pigment keeps the gag bar-friendly. Lightweight profile stashes in pockets or eskies. See more in our exclusive sex toys collection for matching party gear.
Rinse quick, stretch the base over a cold can—push until it clicks flush. Tilt and sip through the head; the spout channels beer straight to the tongue with a playful pop. Chill the topper for an icy tip surprise. Use in games: blind chug contests, fastest pecker finish, or pass-the-dick relays. Stack multiples for a towering gag photo. After the chaos, flip inside-out under warm soapy water, rinse, air dry. Store flat to avoid kinks. Swap between stubbies, seltzers, or energy drinks—PVC handles fizz and frost without cracking. Challenge the rowdiest mate to finish hands-free for peak hilarity.
Food-grade PVC clears strict safety tests, free of BPA, phthalates, and latex for safe mouth contact. The material stretches over 300 % yet snaps back after hundreds of uses. Seamless molding kills sharp edges or weak spots. Flesh-tone dye resists beer stains and UV fade. Hollow core prevents suction lock while allowing deep cleaning. Under 30 grams, it adds no weight to the can. Heat-tolerant to 60 °C, it shrugs off warm sinks or accidental sun. Built to outlast the hangover—expect years of rowdy rounds with basic care.
Soft, slightly grippy PVC warms fast against the lips, flexing like skin as you draw. The tip firms under suction, shooting cold liquid in a clean stream that lands with a cheeky squirt. Every tilt sends a subtle wobble down the shaft, cueing laughs mid-sip. Hands stay dry; the seal holds through wild gestures or dance-floor spins. Solo, it’s a filthy upgrade to a quiet tinnie; in company, every pull becomes a performance. No taste bleed—just pure, pecker-flavored fun that keeps the crew buzzing and the pics rolling.
I slapped the Pecker Topper on a frosty VB at a hen’s pre-game and the bridesmaids lost their minds. Snapped it on—perfect seal—then took a slow pull through the tip; ice-cold lager blasted straight down with that soft PVC hugging my lips like a dirty wink. Handed it to the bride; she went full deep-throat chug, foam dripping off the head, phones out everywhere. Held tight through a three-can relay, no pop-offs even when cans got slammed. Later, one girl stacked two for a double-dong pour—pure mayhem. Rinsed all three under the tap post-party; flipped inside out, soapy water flushed every drop, dried in minutes. Next weekend, ran it through a warm sink—came out pristine. Zero flavor transfer, no cracks, still jiggles like new. Tucked it in the esky for the races; slipped it on a tinnie mid-betting, copped cheers from the punters. If you want a ten-buck prop that owns every selfie and outlasts the sesh, this pecker’s your legend—raunchy, reliable, and built tough.
Plain stubs disappear; this turns the can into a gag that demands attention. Bendy straws tangle—this streams clean. Single-use cups waste cash; the topper reuses across seasons. Compared to brittle plastic novelties, flexible PVC bends without snapping. Party planners pick it over tame favors for built-in drinking games and viral snaps. Suited for quick filth at any booze-up where subtlety kills the vibe, it merges utility with unapologetic raunch better than any rival.
Snag your Hott Products Pecker Shaped Beer Can Topper now—snap, suck, and steal the night. Add to cart for rapid, discreet shipping Australia-wide!
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