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Penis Pasta Party Gift by Hott Products - Party Gifts and Novelties

Penis Pasta Party Gift by Hott Products

$29.99
$29.99

Hott Products Penis Shaped Pasta brings culinary humor to any adult gathering with its cheeky design that adapts to multiple party scenarios. The premium durum wheat construction ensures reliable cooking performance and lasting quality for repeated entertaining occasions.

Key Features:

Penis shaped pasta creates hilarious adult party entertainment while cooking exactly like standard pasta with proper texture and taste for satisfying meals.

High quality durum wheat construction maintains penis shape during cooking while expanding properly for authentic pasta texture and culinary versatility with sauces.

Perfect novelty food for hen nights bachelorette parties and adult gatherings providing conversation starter and memorable centerpiece for cheeky dinner entertainment experiences.

Easy preparation requires standard boiling for eight to ten minutes allowing simple cooking process identical to regular pasta with familiar kitchen methods.

Ideal gag gift combines edible novelty with practical meal option delivering laughs and genuine dining satisfaction for adult themed party entertainment.

Vendor: Hott Products
SKU: NEW-8739
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Penis Shaped Pasta by Hott Products is novelty durum wheat pasta designed for adult party entertainment. Perfect for hen nights, bachelor parties, and gag gifts, it maintains its amusing shape through cooking and serves as a memorable conversation starter or centrepiece.

Why choose the Penis Shaped Pasta by Hott Products
  • Material: Premium durum wheat resists breaking during cooking
  • Reliability: Maintains shape integrity through vigorous boiling
  • Cooking time: Standard 8–10 minutes like regular pasta
  • Versatility: Works with any sauce from alfredo to marinara
  • Presentation: Functions as icebreaker, centrepiece, or surprise element
  • Storage: Durable packaging keeps contents fresh long-term
  • Scenario fit: Suits hen nights, anniversaries, couples' dinners, and themed buffets
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What it does

Penis Shaped Pasta works as a playful addition to adult dinner gatherings. Boil it like regular pasta for 8–10 minutes, and it emerges perfectly formed and ready to serve. Premium durum wheat construction ensures each piece holds its shape throughout cooking, even under vigorous heat. Coat it generously with sauce to prevent sticking and enhance flavour distribution across whatever theme you're running.

Presentation is where the humour lands. Arrange it as a centrepiece display, work it into a themed buffet, or surprise guests with individual servings. Its durable construction handles creative plating without crumbling or breaking. Party Themed Dolls pair well with this pasta for a complete novelty dinner experience. if you're hosting an intimate couple's night or a larger adult party, the reliable cooking performance delivers consistent results every time.

Specifications

  • Material: Premium durum wheat
  • Design: Penis-shaped novelty pasta
  • Cooking time: 8–10 minutes in salted boiling water
  • Scenario use: Hen nights, bachelor parties, anniversary dinners, gag gifts
  • Storage: Cool, dry place for maximum freshness

Fit and sizing

This pasta comes in standard pieces sized like regular novelty pasta shapes. No measurement or fitting is required — simply boil and serve. Cockringshop specialise in products for men and couples seeking playful additions to their intimate and social lives. Portion size depends on how many guests you're feeding and how prominently you want the novelty element featured. For a centrepiece effect, use more pieces; for subtle surprise servings, use fewer. Cook enough to suit your party size and appetite.

How to use it

Bring a pot of salted water to a rolling boil. Add the pasta and stir occasionally to prevent sticking. Cook for 8–10 minutes until you reach your preferred tenderness. Drain well and coat generously with sauce — this is the crucial step that prevents clumping and distributes flavour evenly. Don't skip adequate sauce coating when serving.

Present strategically for maximum comedic impact. Arrange pieces as a centrepiece, incorporate into themed buffet presentations, or serve individual portions as a surprise. Any sauce type works — creamy alfredo, robust marinara, or whatever fits your party theme. Serve immediately while hot for best visual and taste results.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Material Premium durum wheat Resists breaking and crumbling during cooking Every piece emerges perfectly formed for visual impact
Design Penis-shaped novelty form Functions as conversation starter and centrepiece Immediate humour and memorable party moment
Cooking time 8–10 minutes standard No special equipment or technique required Simple preparation fits any party timeline
Sauce compatibility Works with all sauce types Adapts to different party themes and preferences Flexible presentation options for any dinner style

Who it suits

Party hosts who want to add memorable entertainment elements through playful dinner experiences will enjoy this novelty pasta. Hen party organisers, anniversary celebration planners, and friend groups comfortable with cheeky humour during meals find it ideal. Couples exploring playful dining together, or frequent entertainers needing dependable novelty items for repeated occasions, appreciate its reliable construction and consistent results.

Skip this if you prefer straightforward dinner without novelty elements or if your guests aren't comfortable with adult-themed humour at the table. It's designed specifically for 18+ adult audiences who enjoy this style of comedy during social meals. If you're looking for standard pasta without the gag aspect, regular shapes serve that purpose better.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is inspected by hand before it goes live — we check the build, the finish, and the materials, and we confirm it is safe and fit for how it will be used. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is examined, checked, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: you receive a piece we have already vetted, not a guess off a supplier's pallet. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Penis Shaped Pasta differs from standard novelty dinner items in that it's edible and functional as an actual meal component. Unlike decorative party props that sit unused, this pasta serves dinner while delivering the humour. Party Up offers other novelty gift options for adult gatherings. Choose pasta when you want entertainment that doubles as food; choose non-edible novelties when you want purely decorative elements without the cooking step.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair Penis Shaped Pasta with Couples Intimacy Kits to create a complete playful dinner experience for couples exploring cheeky entertainment together. The pasta serves as an amusing centrepiece or conversation starter during intimate dinners, while couples' kits add further playfulness to the evening. Together they create a memorable, lighthearted approach to adult entertainment at home.

More from Hott Products

Hott Products offers a wider range of novelty items and party gifts designed for adult entertainment. Explore the full collection to discover other playful options that suit your party style and occasion type.

Read more before you buy

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Shipping Information & Policy


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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

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– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

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Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Hott Products Penis Shaped Pasta maintain its shape during cooking?
High quality durum wheat construction ensures the penis shapes hold their form while expanding properly during boiling delivering authentic pasta texture without breaking apart.
What makes the Hott Products Penis Shaped Pasta perfect for adult parties?
The playful penis design creates instant conversation starters and laughter at hen nights and bachelorette parties while providing a genuinely satisfying meal experience.
Why choose the Hott Products Penis Shaped Pasta over regular novelty foods?
Unlike cheap novelty items that crumble this uses premium durum wheat for reliable cooking performance while delivering both humor and culinary satisfaction.
When should the Hott Products Penis Shaped Pasta be served at gatherings?
It works perfectly as a centerpiece dish at adult dinner parties creating icebreaking entertainment while guests enjoy a properly cooked pasta meal together.
Does the Hott Products Penis Shaped Pasta taste different from regular pasta?
The flavor and texture remain identical to standard pasta made from durum wheat ensuring familiar taste while the penis shapes provide visual entertainment.

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