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Pussy Straws Bachelorette by Lovetoy

$14.99
$14.99

Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws integrates discreet novelty design with surprisingly robust construction. The compact party accessory stores easily in drawers while providing substantial durability for repeated use, ensuring privacy and strength combine perfectly.

Key Features:

Novelty party straws designed for adult entertainment and bachelorette parties featuring provocative pussy shaped drinking accessories that add humor to celebrations

Nine pack provides enough novelty straws for group parties allowing multiple guests to enjoy the adult themed drinking experience simultaneously

Durable construction ensures the pussy shaped straws maintain their form throughout extended party use while delivering drinks effectively through the novelty design

Perfect conversation starter for adult parties combining functional drinking capability with provocative humor that entertains guests at celebrations

Easy to use novelty straws that transform ordinary beverages into adult themed party entertainment while maintaining practical drinking functionality

Vendor: Lovetoy
SKU: NV-717-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-68931
Availability: In stock
Product type: Bachelorette and Bucks
Please hurry! Only 2 left in stock

Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws are discreet novelty party accessories that look innocent on the shelf but pack serious durability. A 9-piece pack designed for group entertainment at adult parties, bucks nights, and bachelorette celebrations without obvious sexual display.

Why choose the Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws by
  • Discreet appearance: Innocent look hides adult purpose completely
  • Durable construction: Reinforced materials handle vigorous party use
  • Nine-piece pack: Enough for group entertainment and shared fun
  • Compact size: Stores easily in drawers or bags without raising questions
  • Privacy-focused: Conceals adult nature from casual observation
  • Quality build: Lasts beyond single-use novelty items
  • Easy cleanup: Simple wash with mild soap and water
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws deliver adult humour with a genuinely innocent appearance. Nobody looking at the packaging or the straws themselves will clock them as party novelties until you reveal what they are. Store them anywhere—a drawer, a bag, a party supplies cupboard—and nobody will think twice about them. Girls Get Off collections offer similar discrete options for bachelorette parties and adult gatherings.

Despite the playful, harmless look, these straws are built to last. Reinforced construction means they handle energetic party use, rough handling, and extended entertainment without falling apart or losing structural integrity. Many novelty items are designed for one-off use, but these are made to withstand repeated handling and vigorous celebration. For intimate use beyond novelty drinking, consider lube your best friend—the robust build quality ensures reliable performance throughout the night.

Specifications

  • Pack size: 9 straws per pack
  • Design: Discreet novelty appearance
  • Construction: Reinforced durable materials
  • Size: Compact for easy concealment
  • Cleaning: Mild soap and water

Fit and sizing

Pussy Straws don't require fitting or sizing in the traditional sense—they're a one-size novelty item designed for group use. Compact dimensions mean they fit easily into standard party supplies, bags, or private storage without bulk or obvious sexual connotations. At Cockringshop, we specialise in products for men and couples, and we stock a full range of party and entertainment items suited to all body types and preferences. Choose these for their portability and discrete storage rather than worrying about fit. What matters is that you can store them confidently without raising eyebrows.

How to use it

Remove the straws from discreet packaging and distribute them during your adult party, bucks night, or private gathering. Reveal them at the moment you choose—the innocent appearance keeps the surprise intact until the reveal. For novelty drinking use, they work like standard straws. For more intimate purposes beyond novelty, lube is your best friend to ensure smooth, comfortable use and to take advantage of the durable construction.

After use, clean them thoroughly with mild soap and water, dry completely, and store in a private location where the discreet design keeps them out of sight. Because they look innocent, you can leave them in drawers, bags, or party storage without concern. Handle them with confidence during use—the reinforced materials are built to withstand enthusiastic, energetic party conditions without breaking down.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Discreet appearance Innocent novelty design Private storage without raising questions Confident concealment and surprise reveal
Durable construction Reinforced materials Withstands vigorous party use Reliable performance throughout the night
Nine-piece pack Multiple units included Group entertainment ready Shared fun for multiple party guests
Compact size Space-efficient design Easy concealment and storage Convenient placement anywhere at home

Who it suits

Pussy Straws are perfect for party hosts who want to add adult humour without obvious sexual displays on the table or in plain sight. Anyone who values privacy and discretion will appreciate the innocent appearance that conceals the adult purpose. Couples looking for playful party accessories, bachelorette organisers, and bucks night planners all benefit from the discreet design. People who want quality novelty items that last beyond a single use will respect the durable construction and reinforced materials.

Skip these if you're not planning a party or group gathering—they're designed for entertainment and social use, not solo play. If you prefer products with obvious adult branding or styling, the discrete, innocent appearance might feel too subtle. These aren't for people who want something that looks explicitly sexual or makes a bold statement on display.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is inspected by hand before it goes live — we check the build, the finish, and the materials, and we confirm it is safe and fit for how it will be used. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is examined, checked, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: you receive a piece we have already vetted, not a guess off a supplier's pallet. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Pussy Straws are novelty party accessories rather than traditional adult toys or entertainment products. They're designed for group fun and humour at parties, bucks nights, and bachelorette celebrations, with emphasis on discrete storage and surprise reveal. If you're looking for other discreet options with different styles or themes, Neva Nude offers alternative ranges. Novelty straws prioritise the element of surprise and group entertainment, while other party accessories may focus on different types of play or intimate use.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pussy Straws pair well with other party entertainment items for bachelorette and bucks celebrations. Couples Intimacy Kits offer complementary products that add fun and variety to group gatherings or private parties. Combining novelty straws with other party accessories creates a more rounded entertainment experience and gives guests multiple options for adult humour and play throughout the night.

More from Lovetoy

Lovetoy specialises in combining discreet design with durable construction across their full range of adult products. Lovetoy offers other novelty items, party accessories, and intimate products that prioritise quality materials and privacy-focused design for couples and individuals.

Read more before you buy

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

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Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How do the Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws 9 Pack function at adult parties?
These novelty drinking accessories feature pussy shaped designs that allow guests to consume beverages while adding provocative humor to bachelorette parties and adult celebrations.
What makes the Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws 9 Pack effective for group entertainment?
Nine individual straws ensure multiple party guests can simultaneously enjoy the adult themed drinking experience creating shared laughter and conversation at celebrations.
Why are the Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws 9 Pack popular for bachelorette parties?
Adult themed humor combined with functional drinking capability creates memorable party moments that entertain guests while serving practical beverage consumption purposes.
When should the Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws 9 Pack be used during celebrations?
Party hosts typically introduce these novelty accessories during cocktail hours or drinking games to maximize the provocative entertainment value throughout adult celebrations.
Does the Jokes + Parties Original Pussy Straws 9 Pack work with different beverages?
Standard straw diameter accommodates various drinks including cocktails soft drinks and other party beverages while maintaining the novelty designs visual appeal.

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