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All Dicks Naughty Straws by Kheper Games

$19.99
$19.99

Kheper Games All Dicks Naughty Straws bring rainbow-colored fun to any party with their cheeky penis design. These durable plastic straws spark laughter and conversations while celebrating inclusivity with 11 vibrant Progress Pride flag colors. Perfect for bachelorette parties and pride events.

Key Features:

Penis shaped party straws designed for adult celebrations including bachelorette parties pride events and adult birthday gatherings where humorous drinking accessories create memorable entertainment experiences.

Eleven vibrant rainbow colors inspired by Progress Pride flag symbolism make these penis straws perfect conversation starters for LGBTQ celebrations and inclusive adult party atmospheres.

Durable plastic construction ensures these adult novelty straws withstand multiple drinks and party activities while maintaining their bold penis shape throughout extended celebrations and photography sessions.

Versatile adult party accessory works for divorce parties bachelor celebrations girls nights and costume events where cheeky humor and adult themes enhance social interactions.

Eye catching penis design guarantees instant reactions from guests while serving as functional drinking straws that combine practical use with adult novelty entertainment value.

Vendor: Kheper Games
SKU: NEW-1010
Availability: In stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
Please hurry! Only 4 left in stock

Penis-shaped party straws in 11 rainbow colours that turn ordinary drinks into instant conversation starters. Perfect for adult gatherings, these durable plastic straws break the ice, get guests laughing, and create memorable moments at any celebration.

Why choose the All Dicks Naughty Straws by Kheper Games
  • Immediate icebreaker: Bold design sparks laughter and conversation instantly
  • Inclusive design: 11 colours celebrate diversity and Pride flag representation
  • Durable construction: Party-grade plastic handles enthusiastic use all night
  • Works with any drink: Functional in cocktails, mocktails, and cold beverages
  • Photo opportunities: Creates memorable moments guests will want to capture
  • Easy cleanup: Simple rinse with warm soapy water between uses
  • Reusable: Maintains shape throughout multiple parties without bending
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

Drop these straws into guests' drinks as they arrive and watch the reaction unfold. Shaped unmistakably like a penis, they grab attention immediately and dissolve awkwardness faster than alcohol alone. Each straw displays one of 11 vibrant colours inspired by the Progress Pride flag, so every guest can pick their favourite shade or you can assign colours to create themed drinks.

Beyond the shock value, these novelty straws genuinely work as conversation starters. Shy guests start talking and laughing within minutes. They work perfectly as functional drinking straws in any cold beverage while doubling as interactive party props. Si Novelties offers other fun options for parties, but these straws deliver unmatched impact for breaking the ice and creating lasting memories.

Specifications

  • Design: Penis-shaped novelty straw
  • Colours: 11 vibrant colours inspired by the Progress Pride flag
  • Material: Durable plastic construction
  • Functionality: Standard straw for all cold beverages
  • Durability: Designed for multiple uses and party-grade handling
  • Cleaning: Rinse with warm soapy water

Fit and sizing

These straws come in a standard size that fits any standard drinking glass or cup. No measuring or sizing considerations apply — they're one-size-fits-all novelty items designed for group use at parties. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples, and while these straws aren't intimate products, they're perfect for creating a fun, relaxed atmosphere at adult gatherings. Simply distribute them to guests or let people choose their favourite colour from the rainbow selection.

How to use it

Place the straws in drinks as guests arrive for maximum impact and immediate reactions. Distribute different colours to create personalised drinks, or arrange all 11 colours together in a display to highlight the rainbow design. They work perfectly in cocktails, mocktails, and any cold beverage, maintaining their shape throughout the party.

Incorporate them into party games, use them as photo booth props, or create themed drink presentations. After the party, rinse them with warm soapy water and they're ready for the next gathering. Sturdy construction means they handle enthusiastic party use without bending or breaking, keeping the fun going all night long.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Penis Design Anatomically inspired shape Creates immediate attention and reaction Guests laugh and feel more relaxed
Rainbow Colours 11 Pride flag hues Celebrates diversity and inclusion Everyone finds their perfect colour match
Durable Plastic Party-grade construction Maintains shape during enthusiastic use No disappointing mid-party failures
Instant Icebreaker Bold visual design Reduces social inhibitions naturally Strangers become friends quickly

Who it suits

These straws shine at adult parties where cheeky humour and inclusivity are welcomed. Bachelorette parties, pride celebrations, adult birthdays, and gatherings with guests who appreciate playful adult humour are perfect occasions. Party hosts who love creating memorable talking points will find these become the highlight of the night. Guests who enjoy novelty items and aren't easily offended will gravitate toward the fun immediately.

Skip these if your gathering includes people who'd find the design offensive or uncomfortable. They're strictly adult party items, not suitable for mixed-age events or conservative crowds. If your guests prefer subtle humour over bold statements, different party novelties might work better for your occasion.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is inspected by hand before it goes live — we check the build, the finish, and the materials, and we confirm it is safe and fit for how it will be used. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is examined, checked, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: you receive a piece we have already vetted, not a guess off a supplier's pallet. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Party novelty straws differ from other party gifts by combining function with humour. Unlike Party Themed Dolls that serve purely as decoration or conversation pieces, these straws work as actual drinking vessels while delivering the same comedic impact. They're reusable across multiple parties, making them more practical for frequent entertainers, and their rainbow design celebrates inclusivity in a way that feels contemporary and celebratory rather than purely shock value.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair these straws with Couples Intimacy Kits to create a complete party atmosphere for adult gatherings. While the straws break the ice and get people laughing, couples' kits add another layer of fun and connection for guests who want to explore together. Combined, they transform an ordinary party into an unforgettable experience where guests feel relaxed, included, and ready to have genuine fun.

More from Kheper Games

Kheper Games specialises in adult party games and novelty items that bring humour and connection to gatherings. Kheper Games offers a wider range of party novelties beyond straws, all designed with the same playful spirit and quality construction.

Read more before you buy

Looking for gift ideas for your next adult celebration? Check out 12 Valentine Gifts on the Adultsmart blog for more inspiration on party novelties and adult gifts.

Why buy the All Dicks Naughty Straws by Kheper Games

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Frequently Asked Questions

How do the Kheper Games All Dicks Naughty Straws enhance adult party atmospheres?
The bold penis shape immediately breaks social barriers and creates laughter among guests. Vibrant rainbow colors encourage photo opportunities while serving as functional drinking accessories that maintain party energy throughout celebrations.
What makes the Kheper Games All Dicks Naughty Straws suitable for pride celebrations?
Eleven colors draw inspiration from Progress Pride flag symbolism representing LGBTQ community diversity. The inclusive design celebrates sexual positivity while providing entertaining accessories for drag brunches and pride events.
Why are the Kheper Games All Dicks Naughty Straws effective conversation starters?
Bold penis design creates immediate visual impact that sparks laughter and discussion. Guests naturally interact when choosing colors sharing drinks and posing for photos with these cheeky adult accessories.
Which adult events work best with the Kheper Games All Dicks Naughty Straws?
Bachelorette parties divorce celebrations adult birthdays and bachelor events benefit most from these penis straws. Any gathering embracing adult humor and sexual positivity creates perfect atmospheres for these accessories.
Does the Kheper Games All Dicks Naughty Straws design maintain durability during parties?
Sturdy plastic construction prevents bending or breaking during extended use. The penis shape remains intact through multiple drinks party games and photo sessions ensuring consistent entertainment value throughout celebrations.

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