

The Kheper Novelty Party Favour Dicky Squishy brings stress relief with a cheeky twist, featuring slow-rising PU material and banana scent that makes squeezing sessions both hilarious and therapeutic for adult parties.
Key Features:
This adult novelty stress toy provides satisfying tactile stimulation through slow rising PU material that returns to original shape after squeezing for repeated sensory pleasure.
Banana scented formula enhances the sensory experience during use while the compact 5.5 inch size allows for discreet portable stress relief and entertainment anywhere.
Durable construction withstands repeated squeezing sessions while maintaining its shape and pleasant aroma for long lasting adult party entertainment and stress management benefits.
Perfect adult party favor or gag gift that sparks conversation and provides humorous entertainment at bachelor parties bachelorette events and adult social gatherings.
Easy maintenance with simple wipe clean surface ensures hygiene between uses while protective packaging allows for discreet storage when not providing stress relief.
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The Kheper Novelty Party Favour Dicky Squishy turns stress relief into comedy gold with slow-rising PU material that bounces back after every squeeze and a banana scent that adds unexpected sensory fun to your relaxation routine.
This squishy dick-shaped stress toy works through the satisfying cycle of compression and expansion. When you grip it tight, the soft PU material gives under pressure, then slowly returns to its original shape over several seconds. The deliberate rise creates a meditative rhythm that actually calms your nervous system while the ridiculous premise keeps you laughing. That banana scent hits your nose each time you squeeze, creating a multi-sensory experience that breaks tension better than boring stress balls.
Stress builds differently when you're dealing with workplace bullshit or relationship drama, and sometimes you need something that acknowledges how absurd life gets. The visual of squeezing a foam cock while it smells like fruit creates cognitive dissonance that interrupts anxiety spirals. Your brain can't maintain serious stress when you're literally watching a dick deflate and reinflate in your hands. The combination of physical repetition and mental absurdity works better than traditional meditation for people who overthink everything.
Start by giving it a firm squeeze with your whole hand, watching how the material compresses completely under pressure. Release your grip and time how long it takes to fully expand - usually 10-15 seconds depending on room temperature. The slower return creates anticipation that keeps your mind focused on the present moment instead of whatever was stressing you out. Position it upright on your desk between squeezing sessions so the banana scent disperses naturally.
Build a rhythm by alternating between quick stress-relief squeezes and longer meditation-style compressions. Hold it compressed for 5-10 seconds, then watch the full expansion. The physical feedback loop trains your breathing to slow down naturally. When coworkers see you squeezing a foam dick at your desk, the conversations that follow usually lighten everyone's mood. Sometimes the best stress relief comes from making other people laugh too.
Anyone dealing with high-pressure situations who appreciates juvenile humor will love this stress toy. It's particularly perfect for people who find traditional meditation boring but need something to interrupt anxiety spirals. Office workers who want to break tension without getting HR complaints should consider the 5.5-inch size - noticeable enough to spark conversations but small enough for discreet desk storage. People who take themselves too seriously probably won't appreciate the concept, but those comfortable with sexual humor will find it genuinely therapeutic.
| Feature | Specification | Sexual Benefit | User Experience |
|---|---|---|---|
| Slow-Rising Material | PU foam with 10-15 second recovery | Creates anticipation and rhythm | Meditative watching as it reinflates |
| Banana Scent | Fruit fragrance infused throughout | Adds sensory layer to stress relief | Unexpected aroma surprises users |
| 5.5 Inch Size | Perfect single-hand grip dimensions | Ensures comfortable extended squeezing | Fits naturally in palm without strain |
| Non-Porous Surface | Easy wipe-clean PU construction | Maintains hygiene for shared use | Simple maintenance between sessions |
Within our BDSM collection, this squishy represents the lighter side of power play - stress relief through humorous submission to absurdity. While not traditional bondage equipment, it appeals to people who enjoy psychological elements of control and release through repetitive physical actions.
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Though not designed for genital stimulation, this novelty item bridges the gap between adult humor and therapeutic tools. Customers browsing our sex toy range often appreciate products that normalize sexual imagery in everyday contexts, making bedroom topics more comfortable to discuss.
My partner bought this as a gag gift but it ended up living on my desk permanently. The PU material feels substantial in your hand - not cheap foam that tears easily. That banana scent was surprisingly pleasant rather than artificial or overwhelming. During a particularly stressful work week, I found myself reaching for it every hour or so. The slow-rise feature actually works better than I expected for meditation-style breathing. Coworkers started asking where they could get their own after seeing me use it during video calls. The absurdity factor genuinely helps interrupt stress spirals when deadlines pile up. Worth buying just for the conversations it starts.
Order your Kheper Novelty Party Favour Dicky Squishy from the cockringshop for stress relief that actually makes you laugh. This banana-scented therapy tool transforms workplace tension into comedy gold while providing genuine relaxation benefits.
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