


Key Features:
Glass jar contains fifteen wooden tokens representing fucks given creating perfect humorous office gift for stressed colleagues who appreciate adult humor and sarcasm.
Ten centimeter height provides optimal desk display while maintaining professional appearance allowing discrete placement in workplace environments without compromising comedic impact or message.
Premium glass construction ensures durability for long term use as stress relief tool conversation starter and memorable gag gift for adult occasions.
Interactive wooden tokens offer tactile experience for stress management allowing users to physically remove fucks from jar when expressing frustration or indifference.
Versatile novelty item functions as both personal stress relief tool and thoughtful adult gift for birthdays promotions or workplace appreciation occasions.
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Discover the perfect blend of humor and sophistication with Little Genie's meticulously crafted Jar of Fucks I Have to Give. This elegantly designed novelty piece combines premium materials with thoughtful execution to create a memorable gift that resonates with contemporary sensibilities. Standing at 10 centimeters in height, this carefully proportioned glass vessel houses fifteen precisely crafted wooden tokens, each serving as a tangible representation of sentiment.
Every aspect of this piece has been thoughtfully considered, from the quality of the glass vessel to the precision-crafted wooden tokens within. The jar's dimensions have been carefully calculated to create an optimal display presence while maintaining practical versatility for placement in various settings. The fifteen included tokens represent the perfect quantity for visual impact while ensuring each piece maintains its individual significance.
The vessel's construction demonstrates an unwavering commitment to quality, featuring durable glass that maintains clarity while offering substantial protection for the contents. Each wooden token has been crafted with precision, ensuring consistency in both appearance and durability. The combination of materials creates a sophisticated presentation that elevates the humorous concept to an artful display piece.
In today's fast-paced environment, finding appropriate ways to express frustration or humor can be challenging. This piece offers a sophisticated solution, providing a tangible representation of sentiment that maintains professional appropriateness while delivering its message with impact. The physical presence of the tokens creates an engaging interactive element that enhances the overall experience.
Whether utilized as a stress-relief tool, a conversation starter, or a thoughtful gift for colleagues and friends, this piece adapts to various contexts while maintaining its essential character. The carefully considered design ensures it remains appropriate for professional environments while effectively delivering its humorous message. Its versatility makes it an ideal choice for multiple gifting occasions and personal use scenarios.
The creation of this piece reflects a deep understanding of contemporary needs for expression in various social contexts. The designers have successfully balanced humor with refinement, resulting in an object that can transition seamlessly between professional and personal environments. The attention to detail in every aspect of its execution ensures consistent impact across all applications.
Beyond its visual appeal, this piece offers an engaging interactive element through its fifteen individual tokens. Each token serves as a tangible representation of sentiment, creating opportunities for both personal stress relief and shared moments of humor. The physical interaction adds a dimensional aspect to the experience that enhances its effectiveness as both a personal item and a gift.
The sophisticated execution of this piece allows it to maintain its impact while remaining appropriate for professional settings. Its refined presentation ensures that the humor remains tasteful, making it suitable for office environments and professional gift-giving occasions. The careful balance of elements creates a piece that can express personality while respecting professional boundaries.
Experience the perfect combination of humor and sophistication with this thoughtfully crafted piece. Whether selected as a meaningful gift or a personal acquisition, it offers a unique way to express sentiment while maintaining professional refinement. Secure your piece today and discover a new way to navigate modern expression with style and impact.
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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
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– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
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We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
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You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
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