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Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Novelty Gift Party Gift - Party Gifts and Novelties
Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Novelty Gift Party Gift - Party Gifts and Novelties
Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Novelty Gift Party Gift - Party Gifts and Novelties

Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Novelty Gift Party Gift

$24.99
$24.99

Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give is a humorous adult novelty gift that delivers stress relief with interactive wooden tokens. The 15-piece collection provides sarcastic expression perfect for mature humor enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Glass jar contains fifteen wooden tokens representing fucks given creating perfect humorous office gift for stressed colleagues who appreciate adult humor and sarcasm.

Ten centimeter height provides optimal desk display while maintaining professional appearance allowing discrete placement in workplace environments without compromising comedic impact or message.

Premium glass construction ensures durability for long term use as stress relief tool conversation starter and memorable gag gift for adult occasions.

Interactive wooden tokens offer tactile experience for stress management allowing users to physically remove fucks from jar when expressing frustration or indifference.

Versatile novelty item functions as both personal stress relief tool and thoughtful adult gift for birthdays promotions or workplace appreciation occasions.

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NEW-4042
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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A humorous adult novelty jar with 15 wooden tokens that lets you physically count down your remaining fucks to give about life's daily frustrations. Perfect for stressed professionals and anyone who appreciates dark humour with real stress relief.

Why choose the Jar of Fucks I Have To Give by Little Genie
  • Tactile stress relief: Physical token removal provides genuine satisfaction
  • Visual display: Clear glass shows exactly how many fucks remain
  • Premium materials: Durable glass jar and precision-crafted wooden tokens
  • Desktop or shelf worthy: Compact 10cm height fits any workspace
  • Conversation starter: Dark humour that friends and colleagues will remember
  • Interactive venting: Turns frustration into moments of darkly funny relief
  • Quality construction: Built to last through years of daily token removal
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

This novelty item operates on a simple principle: each wooden token represents one fuck you have left to give about life's daily bullshit. Remove a token when someone or something pisses you off beyond belief, and watch your jar visibly empty. Unlike generic stress balls, this adult-themed gift lets you literally count down your remaining fucks through the clear glass, creating an interactive display that actually works.

Users report genuine therapeutic release from the physical act of extracting tokens when dealing with annoying situations. Keep it on your desk and remove a token every time your boss asks for something ridiculous, or burn through them quickly during particularly shitty weeks. Si Novelties offers other cheeky gag gifts if you want to expand your collection. Handling each wooden piece adds real satisfaction to venting frustrations, turning everyday stress into darkly humorous relief.

Specifications

  • Jar height: 10 centimetres
  • Jar material: Premium clear glass
  • Token count: 15 precision-crafted wooden tokens
  • Durability: Withstands daily handling and token removal sessions

Fit and sizing

This novelty jar has one size: 10 centimetres tall with a footprint suited to desks, shelves, nightstands, or kitchen counters. No measuring required — it's designed to sit prominently wherever you'll see it daily. Cockringshop specialise in products for men and couples, and while this novelty item isn't anatomical, it pairs well with other adult gifts in your collection. The compact dimensions mean it takes up minimal space while remaining visible enough to catch your eye and your colleagues' attention.

How to use it

Place your jar prominently where you'll see it daily. Start with all fifteen tokens visible through the clear glass. When someone or something pisses you off beyond belief, ceremoniously remove one wooden token from the jar. The physical act of extraction provides immediate satisfaction and visual confirmation of your diminishing patience levels.

Build your routine around strategic token removal — save them for truly fuck-worthy situations or burn through them quickly during particularly shitty weeks. Adjust your approach based on stress levels, removing multiple tokens for major annoyances or rationing them carefully. Watch others' reactions as your jar empties, leading to either improved behaviour or hilarious conversations about your visible lack of remaining fucks to distribute.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Glass Jar 10cm premium clear vessel Creates visual display of fucks given Satisfying transparency shows exact inventory
Wooden Tokens 15 precision-crafted pieces Delivers tactile satisfaction during removal Physical interaction enhances stress relief
Explicit Messaging Adult-themed humour concept Enables open expression of frustration Dark comedy that resonates with stressed adults
Durable Materials Premium glass and precision wood Withstands daily handling and token sessions Long-lasting novelty item that stays functional

Who it suits

Anyone with a dark sense of humour who appreciates tangible expressions of frustration will love this. Ideal for stressed professionals, overwhelmed parents, and friends who enjoy edgy gag gifts that actually serve a purpose. The explicit language makes it suitable for adult environments only, while the quality construction appeals to those who want novelty items that last beyond a single laugh.

Skip this if you prefer your stress relief without profanity or dark humour, or if you work in conservative environments where visible fuck-themed items might cause problems. It's not for children, and it's not subtle — which is exactly the point.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is inspected by hand before it goes live — we check the build, the finish, and the materials, and we confirm it is safe and fit for how it will be used. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is examined, checked, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: you receive a piece we have already vetted, not a guess off a supplier's pallet. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Unlike generic stress balls or fidget sex toys that offer temporary distraction, this novelty jar combines visual feedback with physical interaction. Blush Novelties offers other adult-themed gag gifts if you want alternatives. What sets this jar apart is the countdown mechanic — you're literally tracking your fucks remaining, not just squeezing something in your hand. The clear glass means your shrinking inventory becomes a visible reminder of your patience levels.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair this with other adult novelties and party gifts to build a collection of stress-relief items for your space. Couples Intimacy Kits work well alongside humour-based novelties if you're looking to add both fun and function to your bedroom or shared spaces. Dark humour and intimacy often go hand in hand, making these complementary additions for couples who appreciate edgy banter.

More from Little Genie

Little Genie specialises in humorous adult products that blend quality materials with cheeky concepts. Browse the full range to find other novelty items and gag gifts designed for adults who prefer their humour explicit and their stress relief darkly funny.

Read more before you buy

Want to understand how novelty gifts fit into adult social gatherings? The Sex Party Experience covers party dynamics and gift-giving ideas for adult events where dark humour thrives.

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Novelty Gift 15 Pack function as stress relief?
Interactive wooden tokens provide tactile satisfaction when removed from the glass jar offering physical representation of diminishing concern levels during stressful workplace or personal situations.
What makes the Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Novelty Gift 15 Pack appropriate for office gifting?
Professional glass construction and refined presentation balance adult humor with workplace appropriateness creating memorable gifts that express personality while respecting professional boundaries.
Why is the Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Novelty Gift 15 Pack better than typical gag gifts?
Premium materials including durable glass vessel and precision crafted wooden tokens elevate typical novelty items into sophisticated display pieces with lasting comedic value.
When should the Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Novelty Gift 15 Pack be given as gifts?
Perfect timing includes workplace promotions stressful project completions birthday celebrations or any occasion when adult recipients need humorous acknowledgment of their frustration levels.
Does the Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Novelty Gift 15 Pack work for conversation starting?
Clever wordplay combined with professional presentation creates immediate talking points in social and workplace settings generating laughter while expressing relatable modern sentiments effectively.

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