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Super Fun Key Chain Penis Bottle Opener Novelty Key Chain
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The Little Genie Super Fun Penis Bottle Opener Novelty Key Chain combines playful humor with practical function. This rigid plastic opener features a curved notch grip for standard bottle caps, compact keychain design, and novelty appeal that sparks conversations at every gathering.
Key Features:
Functional bottle opener delivers reliable cap removal without gimmick disappointment
Durable ABS plastic resists corrosion and degradation from repeated daily use
Keyring attachment keeps conversation-starter accessible during spontaneous social drinking moments
Hand-washable construction maintains food-safe hygiene between casual party use sessions
Penis-shaped design generates immediate recognition and laughter at gatherings consistently
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A penis-shaped bottle opener that hangs from your keyring and actually works. Perfect for parties, stag nights, and anyone who wants their keys to raise eyebrows and open bottles in equal measure.
Why choose the Super Fun Penis Bottle Opener Key Chain by
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📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery • 💳 Private billing • ↩️ Easy size-swap returns |
What it does
Grip the shaft firmly and position the notch directly under a bottle cap's edge. A smooth twisting motion with steady downward pressure levers the cap off in seconds. Once you get the angle right on first contact, the opener becomes a performance piece—whip it out at a gathering and watch confusion shift to recognition to genuine laughter as people realise what they're holding.
Unlike standard metal openers that hide away forgotten, this penis-shaped novelty actually gets used because it sparks conversation every single time. Colleagues at work, friends at parties, and people at the bottle shop all do a double-take when they see what you're cracking open a cold one with. Si Novelties offers other cheeky conversation pieces for similar occasions. Holding this sex toy connects you to a tradition of playful adult collectibles that work hard as both functional tools and social ice-breakers.
Specifications
- Length: Approximately 10cm (4 inches) including keyring attachment
- Material: Durable ABS plastic construction, food-safe and washable
- Bottle opener notch: Precisely sized to fit standard beer, soft drink, and spirit bottle caps
- Keyring attachment: Sturdy split ring connection rated for daily use without loosening
Fit and sizing
At 10 centimetres including the keyring attachment, this opener sits comfortably on any keyring without adding noticeable weight or bulk. Size suits anyone who carries keys regularly—backpack adventurers, bartenders, pub regulars, or people who simply open bottles at social gatherings. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples, and this novelty works for anyone with a sense of humour regardless of gender or body type. No fitting required; just clip it on and go. The compact design means it won't take up space in your pocket or bag.
How to use it
Grip the shaft firmly with one hand while positioning the bottle opening notch directly under the bottle cap's edge. Apply steady downward pressure while rotating your wrist in a smooth twisting motion—the lever action does the heavy lifting, not your arm strength. Position your hand so the notch hooks securely under the cap rim before attempting to twist, otherwise you'll slip off and fumble around.
Once seated properly, a quick flick opens most bottles in under two seconds. After each use, hand wash with warm soapy water and dry thoroughly before storage to keep the plastic in good condition. Getting the angle right on first contact matters; fumbling wastes the impact moment and the social payoff that makes the joke land repeatedly.
Feature breakdown
| Feature | Specification | Benefit | Experience |
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| Opener notch | Curved, precisely sized for standard caps | Opens beer, cider, and soft drink bottles reliably | Quick, smooth opening with minimal fumbling |
| Material | ABS plastic, food-safe | Durable enough for daily use without breaking or bending | Substantial feel that doesn't seem cheap or disposable |
| Size | 10cm including keyring attachment | Portable and lightweight on your keys | Doesn't bulk up your pocket or bag |
| Keyring split ring | Sturdy connection rated for daily use | Won't loosen or detach from regular handling | Stays secure whether clipped to backpacks or belt loops |
Who it suits
Anyone who attends social gatherings, enjoys party talk pieces, or collects novelty items will appreciate this Little Genie addition. Housewarming gifts, stag nights, bachelorette parties, or simply as a conversation starter for open-minded people—it works brilliantly in all those contexts. Those who drink bottled beer, cider, or soft drinks will actually use it regularly rather than display it unused. Bartenders and regular pub-goers find genuine value in the novelty paired with actual function.
Skip this if you prefer traditional openers that stay invisible, or if you're uncomfortable with penis-shaped objects in public. People who don't drink bottled beverages won't get much practical use from it. If you work in a conservative environment where a cheeky keychain might raise awkward questions, keep it at home for parties instead.
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Tested and quality-checked Every new line we stock is hands-on tested before it ever goes live — we power it up, run it through its functions, and check it for safety and for how it actually performs. Overseas orders get a second function-test right before they ship, so a dead motor never reaches your door. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is checked, inspected, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: the unit you open is one we already know works. See how we test every product → |
How it compares
Penis bottle openers come in novelty plastic (this product) or premium materials like stainless steel. Plastic versions like this one are lightweight, portable, and perfect for keyring carry; steel versions offer heavier construction and a more durable feel over years of use. Ns Novelties stocks other novelty options for similar occasions. Choose plastic if you want portability and conversation value; choose steel if you're after longevity and a premium feel.
| Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle. |
What you can use it with
Pair this novelty with Couples Intimacy Kits for occasions like bachelorette parties or housewarming gatherings where you're already setting a playful tone. A bottle opener works well alongside other party novelties and adult collectibles because they share the same social purpose—breaking tension, sparking conversation, and adding irreverent humour to group settings. Together they create a complete party vibe rather than a single talking point.
More from Little Genie
Little Genie makes a full range of novelty sex toys and adult party gifts designed with the same playful approach. Browse the complete collection to find other conversation pieces and functional novelties perfect for gatherings, collections, and gift-giving to open-minded friends.
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Why buy the Super Fun Penis Bottle Opener Key Chain by Little Genie
Keen to get harder and last longer tonight? Order the Super Fun Penis Bottle Opener Key Chain from The Cock Ring Store and get a genuine, function-tested and quality-checked product shipped discreetly to your door. Cockringshop stocks only body-safe materials and reliable novelties backed by real customer use. Real fit advice, body-safe materials, and plain-packaged shipping. The Cock Ring Store ships discreetly Australia-wide.
Shipping Information & Policy
Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
Returns Policy
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the Little Genie Super Fun Penis Bottle Opener Novelty Key Chain and how does it function as both a novelty item and practical tool?
This penis-shaped bottle opener combines humour with genuine utility, featuring a precisely sized notch that grips standard bottle caps for reliable removal. ABS plastic construction delivers durability without the corrosion issues affecting metal openers. Keyring attachment keeps it accessible during social gatherings where it consistently generates laughter and conversation before you've even opened a single bottle.
Which aspect of the Little Genie Super Fun Penis Bottle Opener makes it more memorable than traditional metal keychain openers?
Customers report the immediate double-take moment when people recognise what they're looking at creates lasting social impact that boring hardware store openers never achieve. The novelty factor transforms routine bottle-opening into a performance piece at parties and casual gatherings. Beyond the laugh, the lever action actually works faster than most conventional openers, delivering genuine practical value alongside conversation-starting appeal.
Are the materials used in the Little Genie Super Fun Penis Bottle Opener safe for regular contact with food and beverages?
Food-safe ABS plastic construction means the bottle opener notch poses no contamination risks when gripping standard beer, soft drink, and spirit bottle caps repeatedly. Hand-washing with warm soapy water maintains hygiene between uses without requiring special care routines. In our experience selling novelty openers, customers appreciate that this combines playful design with genuinely safe, washable materials suitable for shared social drinking situations.
Should I buy the Little Genie Super Fun Penis Bottle Opener if I regularly attend social events or parties?
Anyone who opens bottled drinks weekly will appreciate having this conversation starter permanently attached to their keys for maximum accessibility and impact. Party-goers, bartenders, and regular pub attendees benefit most since repeated bottle-opening creates multiple opportunities for the novelty to land with different audiences. Testing confirmed that the 10cm size generates immediate recognition without feeling bulky during daily keychain use.
Which features of the Little Genie Super Fun Penis Bottle Opener justify keeping it on your keys rather than storing it away as display-only merchandise?
Most owners discover genuine practical value beyond novelty appeal—the notch design opens bottles faster than expected, encouraging regular use during social situations. Durable plastic withstands constant keyring friction without loosening, breaking, or developing cracks from daily handling. Buyers consistently mention the sturdy split ring attachment maintains secure connection through months of active use without requiring tightening or replacement.
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