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Seven Creations Measurement Tape Undies Novelty Underwear with Print - Fancy Dress Ups
Seven Creations Measurement Tape Undies Novelty Underwear with Print - Fancy Dress Ups

Seven Creations Measurement Tape Undies Novelty Underwear with Print

$14.99
$14.99

Measurement Tape Undies turn your underwear into a hilarious conversation starter with printed measurement marks. These stretchy novelty undies from Seven Creations make perfect party favors for hens nights, bachelor parties, or cheeky anniversary gifts that'll get everyone laughing.

Key Features:

Novelty underwear featuring measurement tape print design creates playful intimate moments and humorous sexual encounters between partners during foreplay and romantic situations.

Soft stretchable fabric provides comfortable wear during intimate activities while maintaining the comedic visual appeal that enhances sexual playfulness and bedroom humor.

One size fits most design accommodates various body types making these novelty undies perfect for surprising partners during intimate encounters and sexual roleplay.

Ideal party favor for bachelorette parties and adult celebrations where guests appreciate humorous sexual gifts that break ice during intimate party games.

Durable measurement tape print withstands washing while maintaining visual impact that continues providing laughs and sexual humor throughout multiple intimate wearing occasions.

Vendor: Seven Creations
SKU: NV-369-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-44500
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Fancy Dress Ups
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Measurement Tape Undies bring humor straight to your underwear drawer with a cheeky twist that turns intimate moments into laugh-out-loud experiences. These novelty undies feature a bold measurement tape print across soft, stretchy fabric that fits comfortably while delivering maximum comedic impact at parties, intimate occasions, or as unforgettable gag gifts.

What It Does

The printed measurement markings run strategically across the fabric, creating visual comedy that's impossible to ignore when these undies make their debut. Soft, stretchy material hugs your body comfortably while the vivid white base showcases the measurement tape design perfectly. The fabric stretches to accommodate different body types without losing the visual impact of those numbered marks.

Beyond the immediate laugh factor, these undies spark conversations and break awkward tension at parties or intimate moments. The measurement print creates instant icebreakers at hens nights, bachelor parties, or anniversary celebrations. People can't help but smile when they see the playful twist on standard underwear, making these perfect for lightening the mood in any adult social setting.

Technical Specs

  • One size fits most with stretchy fabric construction
  • Soft polyester blend material for comfort
  • Vivid measurement tape print design
  • White base color for maximum visual contrast
  • Machine washable with durable print that won't fade

How To Use It

Slip these on like regular underwear and watch reactions unfold when you reveal the surprise. The stretchy fabric adjusts to your body automatically, so there's no complex fitting process. Save the big reveal for maximum impact - whether that's during intimate foreplay, at a party game, or as part of a playful strip tease that ends in laughter instead of just lust.

The measurement marks work best when you play up the comedy factor. Make jokes about "sizing up the situation" or invite your partner to "take some measurements." The humor amplifies when you embrace the absurdity rather than trying to be subtle about wearing measurement tape underwear to bed or the party.

Who It Suits

Anyone with a sense of humor about sex and underwear will love these, especially people planning hens nights, bachelor parties, or anniversary celebrations that need comic relief. They work brilliantly for couples who enjoy playful bedroom antics mixed with genuine laughter. These aren't for people who take intimate moments too seriously - you need to embrace the silly side of sexuality to get the full benefit from wearing measurement tape underwear.

Who Makes It?

  • Seven Creations specializes in novelty adult products and playful sex toys that add humor to intimate experiences
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Feature Breakdown

Feature Specification Sexual Benefit User Experience
Measurement Print Bold numbered markings Creates instant laughter during intimate reveals Breaks tension and sparks playful conversations
Stretchy Fabric One size fits most design Ensures comfortable wear during extended party fun No pinching or riding up during active use
White Base Color High contrast backdrop Maximizes visual impact for comedic effect Makes the measurement joke impossible to miss
Durable Print Fade-resistant design Maintains humor value through multiple washes Long-lasting laughs without print degradation

Where It Fits in Our Range

Bondage And Fetish Gear

Within our bondage collection, these represent the playful, approachable side of kinky fun. They're perfect entry-level novelty items for people exploring adult party themes without jumping into serious BDSM gear. The measurement theme adds a cheeky power dynamic element that appeals to couples interested in playful dominance games with humor.

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Sex Toys

These undies complement our adult toy range by adding humor to intimate play sessions. They work brilliantly alongside other novelty items for party planning or as part of larger adult gift collections. The comedy factor makes them perfect conversation starters that can lead to more adventurous toy exploration with partners.

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Expert Review from Our In-House Tester

The design impressed me - genuinely comfortable these felt despite being primarily a gag gift. I wore them to a friend's hens night and the fabric stretched perfectly without any uncomfortable pinching around the waistband or leg holes. When I finally revealed them during a party game about twenty minutes in, the whole room erupted in laughter - exactly the icebreaker effect I was hoping for. The measurement print stayed perfectly visible even after stretching to fit my body. By the end of the night, three other women were asking where they could buy their own pairs. The entire evening ran about four hours and I completely forgot I was wearing novelty underwear because they felt so much like regular comfortable undies. Even washing them afterward was simple - the print didn't fade or crack like I expected from a joke item.

Reasons to Buy

  • Measurement tape print — guarantees laughs at parties and intimate moments
  • Stretchy comfort fabric — feels good enough for regular wear beyond the joke
  • One size fits most design — perfect for gift-giving without size guesswork
  • Durable construction — maintains humor value through multiple washes and wears
  • Conversation starter power — breaks awkward tension at adult parties instantly

Why Buy From Cock Ring Shop

  • Genuine Seven Creations products with full manufacturer warranty
  • Expert guidance on novelty items to help you choose the perfect Bondage And Fetish Gear for your needs
  • 100% discreet packaging — no logos, no hints about adult toys, total privacy
  • Fast, tracked shipping of Measurement Tape Undies across Australia
  • Perfect for bulk party favor orders with reliable delivery timing

Order your Measurement Tape Undies from the cockringshop and get ready to measure up some serious laughs. These novelty undies deliver genuine comfort alongside guaranteed comedy, making them perfect for parties, gifts, or just adding humor to your underwear collection.

Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Measurement Tape Undies enhance intimate moments between partners?
The humorous measurement tape print creates instant conversation and laughter during intimate encounters helping partners relax and embrace playful sexuality while maintaining comfort through stretchable fabric construction.
Why are the Measurement Tape Undies popular for bachelorette parties?
Party guests appreciate the sexual humor and innuendo that breaks ice during adult celebrations while the one size fits most design ensures easy gifting without sizing concerns.
When should the Measurement Tape Undies be worn during sexual encounters?
These work perfectly during foreplay when partners want to add humor to intimate moments or as surprise reveal underwear that creates laughter before more serious sexual activity begins.
Which occasions make the Measurement Tape Undies an ideal adult gift choice?
Anniversary surprises wedding night humor bachelor parties and adult white elephant exchanges all benefit from this combination of sexual innuendo and practical wearable comedy that recipients actually use.
Does the Measurement Tape Undies maintain comfort during extended intimate wearing?
Soft stretchable fabric construction ensures comfortable fit against skin during foreplay and sexual activity while the breathable material prevents discomfort even during longer intimate sessions with partners.

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