
Key Features:
Features provocative exterior message Lick Me paired with interior Please and three intimate product samples including massage oil warming foreplay oil and water based lubricant for sexual exploration.
Transforms ordinary greeting cards into foreplay invitation by combining humorous messaging with practical samples that encourage intimate touching massage and sexual arousal between partners.
Includes three carefully selected sample packets designed to enhance sexual experiences through warming sensations slippery lubrication and sensual massage oils for extended intimate play sessions.
Perfect for romantic gifting occasions including anniversaries birthdays or spontaneous sexual invitations that combine thoughtful messaging with practical items for immediate intimate use together.
High quality card stock construction with matching envelope ensures discrete delivery while sample packets provide instant access to products that enhance sexual pleasure and intimate connection.
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Looking for a way to express your desires that's both cheeky and thoughtful? The Naughty Notes Greeting Card - Lick Me is your perfect messenger. This isn't just any ordinary greeting card - it's a tantalizing invitation to intimacy, cleverly disguised as innocent stationery.
At first glance, recipients see a standard-sized greeting card with a provocative command on the outside: "Lick Me". But the real magic happens when they open it to find not only a coy "Please!" inside, but also three carefully selected samples of sensual products. It's more than just a card; it's the beginning of an intimate adventure.
This card goes beyond mere words to create an experience. Each Naughty Notes Greeting Card - Lick Me comes complete with three enticing packets: massage oil, warming foreplay oil, and water-based lubricant. These samples aren't just afterthoughts - they're carefully chosen to complement the card's playful message and spark a night of exploration.
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But the card's true genius lies in pairing these words with action. The included product samples transform the card from a simple message into a promise of pleasures to come. It's not just telling your partner what you want - it's giving them the tools to make it happen.
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Every aspect of the Naughty Notes Greeting Card - Lick Me is designed with quality in mind. The card stock is sturdy, giving it a premium feel that matches its playful premium content. The printing is crisp, ensuring your message comes through loud and clear. Even the included envelope is a cut above, ensuring your surprise stays under wraps until the right moment.
While the Naughty Notes Greeting Card - Lick Me stands strong on its own, it also pairs beautifully with other adult gifts. Consider it the appetizer to a main course of lingerie, adult toys, or a planned romantic evening. Its compact size also makes it an ideal addition to gift baskets or as part of a series of smaller gifts leading up to a special occasion.
Remember, the Naughty Notes Greeting Card - Lick Me isn't just about the physical card or even the samples inside. It's about creating moments, sparking conversations, and adding a dash of spice to your relationships. It's a small investment that can yield big returns in intimacy, laughter, and connection.
Don't settle for boring, generic greeting cards when you can send a message that will be remembered. The Naughty Notes Greeting Card - Lick Me is waiting to help you express your desires in a way that's fun, memorable, and oh-so-tantalizing. Add it to your cart now and get ready to see just how exciting a simple greeting card can be. Your partner (and your love life) will thank you!
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