The Naughty Notes Greeting Card Lick Me transforms a simple greeting into an intimate invitation, complete with three sensual product samples including massage oil, warming foreplay oil, and water-based lube tucked inside.
Key Features:
Features provocative exterior message Lick Me paired with interior Please and three intimate product samples including massage oil warming foreplay oil and water based lubricant for sexual exploration.
Transforms ordinary greeting cards into foreplay invitation by combining humorous messaging with practical samples that encourage intimate touching massage and sexual arousal between partners.
Includes three carefully selected sample packets designed to enhance sexual experiences through warming sensations slippery lubrication and sensual massage oils for extended intimate play sessions.
Perfect for romantic gifting occasions including anniversaries birthdays or spontaneous sexual invitations that combine thoughtful messaging with practical items for immediate intimate use together.
High quality card stock construction with matching envelope ensures discrete delivery while sample packets provide instant access to products that enhance sexual pleasure and intimate connection.
Couldn't load pickup availability
A playful greeting card that pairs cheeky humour with practical foreplay—featuring three sample products (massage oil, warming foreplay oil, and water-based lube) to turn a bold message into real sensation.
Why choose the Naughty Notes Greeting Card Lick Me by Kama
|
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery • 💳 Private billing • ↩️ Easy size-swap returns |
Opening this card shifts your partner through stages of reaction—laughter at the bold front message, curiosity at the inside response, then genuine excitement when they discover the three samples inside. That emotional arc from playful to aroused makes the card memorable long after the products are used. Tension between wit and sensuality keeps both of you engaged from the moment they see it.
Each sample packet provides enough product for real exploration. Start with massage oil to relax your partner's full body, then move to warming foreplay oil on sensitive areas that respond to breath and friction. Finish with water-based lube when things heat up and you need seamless transition. The card works as a conversation starter, foreplay tool, or relationship icebreaker depending on your dynamic. If you're looking for other ways to add novelty and sensation, Grinding Sex Machines offer a different kind of shared experience.
This is a greeting card, not a wearable product, so sizing doesn't apply. Standard card dimensions mean it fits in any envelope and posts easily. What matters is knowing your partner's sense of humour and comfort with playful sexual communication. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples across all experience levels—if you're testing the waters with samples or ready to commit to full-size bottles. Choose based on your relationship dynamic: if they love cheeky banter mixed with genuine arousal, this card hits the mark. If they prefer serious romantic gestures without the joke, skip it.
Present this card like any greeting—for birthdays, anniversaries, or spontaneous surprises. Watch their face shift as they process the front message, then observe the excitement when they discover what's inside. Hand it over and let the reveal do the work.
When you're ready to use the samples, start with massage oil for full-body relaxation and sensual touch. Add warming foreplay oil to areas that respond to breath and friction—neck, chest, inner thighs. Transition to water-based lube when you're ready for more direct contact. All three work together as a natural progression from innocent massage through increasingly intimate play. Keep the card somewhere you'll both see it—it's a reminder of the moment you opened it.
| Feature | Specification | Benefit | Experience |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dual Message Design | "Lick Me" outside, "Please!" inside | Creates anticipation through humour | Builds excitement from first sight to opening |
| Massage Oil Sample | Single-use portion | Enables full-body sensual touch | Perfect introduction to massage foreplay |
| Warming Foreplay Oil | Heat-activated formula | Generates warmth with breath contact | Adds temperature play without extra sex toys |
| Water-Based Lube | Sample packet included | Enables seamless transitions between stages | Comfort and ease when things heat up |
Couples comfortable with playful sexual communication get the most from this card. Partners who appreciate humour mixed with sexuality will love the dual-message approach. Anyone wanting to introduce massage oils or warming products without committing to full-size bottles can test compatibility through these samples. Friends shopping for bachelorette parties or adult gift exchanges find this hits the sweet spot between naughty and thoughtful.
Avoid this if your recipient prefers serious romantic gestures over cheeky humour, or if they're uncomfortable with overt sexual messaging. It's not for people who prefer subtlety or who find playful sex talk awkward. If they like their intimacy low-key and private, the bold front message might feel too much.
|
Tested and quality-checked Every new line we stock is inspected by hand before it goes live — we check the build, the finish, and the materials, and we confirm it is safe and fit for how it will be used. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is examined, checked, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: you receive a piece we have already vetted, not a guess off a supplier's pallet. See how we test every product → |
Greeting cards with samples sit between a simple card and a full couples' intimacy kit. A basic card gives you sentiment without practical tools; a full kit includes larger bottles and multiple products at once. This card offers humour, anticipation, and enough product to explore without overcommitting. Eroteq ranges provide different kinds of shared sensation if you want to add physical sex toys alongside massage and lubrication. Choose a card if you want to start a conversation playfully; choose a kit if you're ready to stock multiple products.
| Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. As porous materials can harbour bacteria, use a condom over them for sharing or easy clean-up. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle. |
Pair this card with Couples Intimacy Kits for a more complete foreplay experience. The massage and warming oils from the card work beautifully alongside the sex toys and tools in a full kit, letting you move from oil-based touch to other kinds of sensation. Together they create a longer, more varied session without you having to plan separate purchases.
Kama Sutra Products specialises in sensual enhancement and intimate accessories for couples. Browse the full Kama Sutra Products range to find massage oils, lubes, and other foreplay tools that complement this card.
Want ideas for how to use these samples? Check out 19 Hot Sex Tips on the Adultsmart blog for practical suggestions.
Ready to find a ring that actually fits? Order the Naughty Notes Greeting Card Lick Me by Kama Sutra Products from The Cock Ring Store today. Every product is genuine and function-tested, quality-checked before dispatch, and arrives in discreet packaging. Cockringshop handles shipping Australia-wide with privacy and care. Precise sizing, honest reviews, and discreet delivery Australia-wide. The Cock Ring Store ships discreetly Australia-wide.
Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund
We ship same day on all in-stock orders placed before 12pm! Free shipping on all orders above $200.
All of our shipments come in discreet packaging ensuring those nosy neighbours will never know!
We ship our full range of products worldwide with fast dispatch for orders before 12pm Sydney EST!
Thanks for subscribing!
This email has been registered!