
Key Features:
Premium ceramic construction provides optimal heat retention for coffee tea or hot beverages while displaying humorous adult themed messaging that entertains during daily routines and professional settings.
Professional grade printing ensures durability through repeated washing cycles while maintaining clarity of entertaining adult humor text that adds sophistication to workplace or home beverage experiences.
Ergonomic handle design offers comfortable grip during extended use sessions making this novelty mug perfect for long work meetings conversations or personal relaxation time with hot drinks.
Balanced proportions accommodate standard beverage quantities while the witty adult messaging creates natural conversation starters and ice breakers in appropriate social and professional environments and settings.
Versatile design complements both office spaces and residential kitchens providing daily entertainment value through clever adult humor while maintaining professional appearance standards for workplace use.
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Transform your beverage experience with our professionally crafted ceramic mug, designed to add a refined touch of entertainment to your daily routine. This distinguished vessel combines practical functionality with sophisticated wit, creating an accessory that resonates with individuals who appreciate professional humor in their workspace or home environment.
Each ceramic mug demonstrates exceptional attention to detail in both construction and design elements. The durable ceramic material ensures reliable performance through repeated use, while maintaining its refined appearance. The carefully curated text placement and professional printing techniques guarantee lasting clarity of the message that enhances your daily beverage experience.
This mug represents the culmination of thoughtful design considerations, balancing practical functionality with professional entertainment value. Each element has been carefully evaluated to ensure it meets the requirements of daily use while maintaining its sophisticated appeal through repeated cleaning cycles and regular handling.
The integration of entertainment elements has been executed with careful attention to maintaining professional standards. The text placement and visual design demonstrate consideration for workplace appropriateness while achieving the intended entertainment value, creating an accessory suitable for various professional environments.
Whether selected as a professional gift or acquired for personal use, this mug adapts seamlessly to various settings. Its versatile design makes it equally appropriate for client meetings, team gatherings, or individual use, adding an element of refined entertainment to any professional interaction.
Beyond its practical functionality, this mug excels at facilitating professional engagement. The sophisticated humor creates natural conversation opportunities, making it an effective tool for establishing rapport in professional settings while maintaining appropriate boundaries.
This carefully crafted mug appeals to individuals who value the integration of practical functionality and refined entertainment in their professional accessories. The combination of durable construction and sophisticated design creates an experience that enhances daily routines while maintaining professional standards.
Enhance your beverage service with this distinguished mug that combines practical functionality with sophisticated entertainment. Select this professional accessory today and experience the perfect balance of utility and refined humor in your daily routine.
Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund
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