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Penis Madness Novelty Gift Wrap by Ozze Creations - Party Gifts and Novelties

Penis Madness Novelty Gift Wrap by Ozze Creations

$24.99
$24.99

Novelty gift wrap featuring playful penis patterns transforms ordinary presents into conversation starters. Professional 47cm x 62cm sheet provides adequate coverage for standard gifts. Quality printing ensures vibrant colors and clear design details throughout.

Key Features:

Penis pattern novelty gift wrap creates humorous presentations for adult parties bachelor parties and gag gifts with entertaining design elements.

Professional quality printing ensures clear penis imagery across the entire 47cm x 62cm sheet for memorable adult gift presentations.

Durable paper construction allows proper folding and wrapping techniques while maintaining the comedic penis design throughout the wrapping process.

Perfect size accommodates standard gift boxes and items for adult novelty presents sex toy gifts and humorous celebration occasions.

Creates entertaining surprise moments when recipients unwrap gifts covered in the bold penis pattern design for adult entertainment purposes.

Vendor: Ozze Creations
SKU: NEW-3621
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Penis Madness Novelty Gift Wrap turns any present into an instant conversation starter with its cheeky all-over penis pattern. High-quality paper handles folding without tearing, perfect for bachelorette parties, adult birthdays, and couples' gift exchanges that need a laugh.

Why choose the Penis Madness Novelty Gift Wrap by Ozze
  • Durable paper stock: Folds and creases without tearing or cracking
  • Sharp printing: Crisp, colorful details across the entire sheet
  • Consistent pattern: No awkward partial images on wrapped boxes
  • Generous size: 47cm x 62cm covers most standard gift sizes
  • Professional finish: Quality ensures impact right through unwrapping
  • Instant entertainment: Turns gift exchanges into memorable moments
  • Fade-resistant inks: Colour stays vivid from wrapping to reveal
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What it does

This novelty gift wrap replaces standard paper with a playful penis pattern that covers every inch of the 47cm x 62cm sheet. When someone unwraps their gift, they'll discover what's underneath and react with shock, laughter, or playful embarrassment. Medium-weight paper balances durability for handling with enough flexibility for clean corner folds, so your wrapped packages look professional despite the risqué design.

Sharp printing keeps every detail crisp and colorful from tip to shaft across the entire surface. Pattern repeats consistently, so you won't end up with misaligned dicks or bare spots when wrapping rectangular boxes. Recipients experience genuine surprise when they realise what's decorating their gift, creating instant bonding moments at parties. Si Novelties offers other cheeky party items that pair well with this wrap for a complete joke gift setup. Sessions of unwrapping become entertainment themselves, with each reveal generating fresh giggles as everyone gathers around.

Specifications

  • Sheet dimensions: 47cm x 62cm
  • Paper weight: Medium-weight stock for durability and folding flexibility
  • Printing quality: Professional with fade-resistant inks
  • Design: Repeating penis pattern covering entire surface
  • Quantity: Single sheet per package

Fit and sizing

Measure your gift dimensions against the 47cm x 62cm sheet to ensure adequate coverage, allowing extra material for overlaps and clean edges. Most standard jewellery boxes, bottles, and smaller gifts fit comfortably within this size. Larger items work too if you're willing to use two sheets or accept minimal pattern visibility. At Cockringshop we specialise in products for men and couples, and this novelty wrap suits anyone comfortable with bold adult humour. Choose this paper when the laugh matters as much as the gift inside—it's not for conservative gift-givers or formal occasions.

How to use it

Lay the paper pattern-side down and position your gift in the centre. Fold edges over systematically, creasing along fold lines as you go. Paper creases cleanly without cracking or showing white stress marks through the printed surface, letting you achieve professional results even if you're not a gift-wrapping expert.

When you're ready for the reveal, present the wrapped gift casually to maximise surprise impact when recipients notice the pattern. Switch between playing innocent about the design choice and owning the joke completely, depending on your audience's reaction. Adjust your delivery style based on whether it's an intimate gathering or larger party setting—the comedy lands differently each way.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Paper stock Medium-weight, fade-resistant inks Handles folding without tearing; colour stays vivid Professional-looking wrapped packages every time
Print quality Sharp, crisp detail across entire surface Every anatomical element reproduces clearly Recipients see exactly what's there—no guessing
Pattern consistency Repeating design with no partial images No awkward cropping on rectangular boxes Wrapped gift looks intentional, not accidental
Dimensions 47cm x 62cm single sheet Covers most standard gift sizes without bare spots Works for jewellery boxes through to larger items

Who it suits

This novelty wrap suits people who love adding humour and surprise to special occasions—bachelorette parties, birthday celebrations, adult game nights, and couples' anniversaries all benefit from the conversation-starting potential. Friends with adventurous senses of humour who appreciate playful boundary-pushing will get the joke immediately. Anyone hosting themed parties where entertainment value matters as much as the actual gift inside will find this paper delivers on both fronts.

Skip this if you're buying for conservative relatives, formal corporate events, or anyone likely to feel uncomfortable with explicit imagery. It's not for traditional gift-givers or situations where the wrap needs to be family-friendly. Choose it only when you're confident the recipient will laugh rather than cringe.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is inspected by hand before it goes live — we check the build, the finish, and the materials, and we confirm it is safe and fit for how it will be used. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is examined, checked, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: you receive a piece we have already vetted, not a guess off a supplier's pallet. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Novelty gift wrap differs from standard wrapping paper in its primary purpose: the design itself becomes the entertainment, not just the presentation. Party Themed Dolls offer a different kind of adult party novelty—physical items rather than wrapping material. Standard paper focuses on neatness and aesthetics; this wrap prioritises the shock value and comedy of the penis pattern. If you want the gift itself to be the joke, novelty wrap works best. If you want a gag gift object that stands alone, party novelties offer more tangible entertainment.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair this novelty wrap with Couples Intimacy Kits for adult gift exchanges where the wrapping and the contents both deliver laughs and connection. Novelty wrap amplifies the comedy of already-cheeky gift items, turning the entire exchange—wrapping reveal through to opening what's inside—into one continuous entertainment experience. Works brilliantly for bachelorette parties, anniversary surprises, or any adult celebration where both the presentation and the present matter.

More from Ozze Creations

Ozze Creations specialises in novelty adult products and playful intimate accessories designed for people who don't take themselves too seriously. Ozze Creations offers a full range of cheeky party gifts and novelties that pair well with this wrap for complete comedic impact at adult celebrations.

Read more before you buy

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Ozze Creations Penis Madness Novelty Gift Wrap 1 Sheet enhance adult party presentations?
The bold penis pattern creates immediate visual impact and humor for adult gatherings transforming ordinary gift presentations into memorable comedic moments that entertain guests.
What occasions work best with the Ozze Creations Penis Madness Novelty Gift Wrap 1 Sheet?
Bachelor parties adult birthdays gag gift exchanges and intimate celebrations benefit from the humorous penis design that adds entertainment value to gift presentations.
Why choose the Ozze Creations Penis Madness Novelty Gift Wrap 1 Sheet over regular wrapping paper?
Professional printing quality ensures crisp penis imagery while the durable construction handles wrapping demands better than typical novelty papers for adult entertainment purposes.
Which gift sizes does the Ozze Creations Penis Madness Novelty Gift Wrap 1 Sheet accommodate effectively?
Measuring 47cm x 62cm it covers standard boxes adult toys and novelty gifts efficiently while providing adequate material for proper wrapping techniques.
Does the Ozze Creations Penis Madness Novelty Gift Wrap 1 Sheet maintain design clarity during wrapping?
High quality printing technology preserves penis pattern definition through folding and handling ensuring the humorous design remains visible and entertaining throughout the wrapping process.

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