

Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Corkscrew Novelty Bottle Opener combines practical bottle opening with cheeky dick-shaped design. Made from durable zinc alloy and waterproof ABS plastic, this conversation-starting adult novelty works perfectly for parties, bachelor events, or any gathering where you want memorable laughs.
Key Features:
Premium zinc alloy and ABS plastic construction creates a durable novelty bottle opener designed for adult entertainment gatherings and sophisticated party environments with humorous aesthetic appeal.
Waterproof and splashproof design ensures reliable performance during parties celebrations and social gatherings while maintaining functionality as both conversation starter and practical beverage opener.
Available in two precision engineered sizes of 9.5 and 9 centimeters to accommodate various bottle types while providing comfortable grip and optimal handling during party service.
Phthalate free materials guarantee safe contact with beverages while the distinctive design creates memorable interactions and sophisticated humor for adult entertainment settings and celebrations.
Perfect conversation piece for engagement parties housewarming events bachelor parties and adult celebrations where humorous novelty items enhance the entertainment value and social atmosphere.
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Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Corkscrew Novelty Bottle Opener brings crude humor to your party essentials with a functional bottle opener shaped like a cock. This isn't just novelty bullshit – the zinc alloy mechanism actually opens bottles while the ABS plastic handle gives you something dick-shaped to grip and laugh about.
This cock-shaped opener sits comfortably in your hand while the metal corkscrew mechanism does the actual work of popping bottle caps. The waterproof construction means spilled beer won't fuck up the plastic, and the phthalate-free materials keep things body-safe if anyone gets too playful with it. Available in two sizes – 9.5cm and 9cm – so you can pick your preferred dick length for maximum comedic effect during bottle service.
Beyond just opening bottles, this thing becomes the center of attention at any adult gathering. People gravitate toward the absurdity of using a plastic cock to open their drinks, creating those memorable party moments where everyone's laughing and taking photos. The realistic detailing makes it convincingly dick-like without being so explicit that it kills the fun – it walks that perfect line between crude and clever.
Grip the shaft like you would any bottle opener, position the metal end under the bottle cap, and leverage upward to pop the cap off. The dick shape actually provides decent grip during the opening motion, though you'll probably be laughing too hard to notice the ergonomics. Keep it visible on your bar cart or kitchen counter – half the fun comes from guests discovering your cock-shaped bottle opener.
For maximum party impact, don't hide this thing in a drawer. Leave it out where people will spot it and do double-takes. The conversation starter effect works best when someone unexpectedly needs to open a bottle and realizes their only option involves handling a plastic dick. That moment of decision – use the cock opener or struggle with alternatives – always gets laughs.
Perfect for anyone who enjoys crude humor and wants their party accessories to reflect their personality. This works especially well for bachelor parties, adult game nights, or any gathering where dick jokes are welcome. People who take themselves too seriously should probably skip this – you need to embrace the absurdity to get full enjoyment. Also great as gag gifts for friends who appreciate juvenile humor mixed with actual functionality.
| Feature | Specification | Sexual Benefit | User Experience |
|---|---|---|---|
| Zinc alloy mechanism | Professional-grade metal corkscrew | Ensures reliable bottle opening performance | Smooth operation without mechanism failure |
| ABS plastic handle | 9.5cm or 9cm dick-shaped grip | Creates memorable tactile comedy experience | Comfortable handling with realistic detailing |
| Waterproof design | Sealed construction prevents liquid damage | Allows worry-free use in wet party environments | Easy cleanup after messy drinking sessions |
| Dual size options | Choice between 9.5cm and 9cm lengths | Lets users select preferred dick dimensions | Accommodates different comfort levels with cock humor |
This sits at the novelty end of our Bondage And Fetish Gear collection – less about serious kink, more about bringing playful sexual humor into social situations. It's entry-level fun that breaks the ice at adult parties without requiring any actual fetish interest. Choose this when you want something that acknowledges sexuality without diving deep into hardcore gear.
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While not technically a sex toy, this novelty item appeals to customers who enjoy adult humor mixed with practical function. It complements our Sex Toys range by adding party accessories that celebrate sexual themes. Perfect for customers who want their adult lifestyle reflected in everyday items beyond bedroom activities.
The moment I positioned it, well this thing actually works as a bottle opener – I expected the novelty design to compromise functionality, but the zinc alloy mechanism handles bottle caps smoothly. During a recent house party, I deliberately left it on the kitchen counter to see reactions. The first person who spotted it did a complete double-take, then started laughing and calling others over. Within minutes, everyone was asking to use "the cock opener" instead of the regular bottle openers I had available. The 9.5cm size felt comfortable to grip during repeated use, and by the end of the night, it had opened probably thirty bottles without any mechanical issues. Cleanup afterward took about thirty seconds under warm soapy water. The whole evening ran about four hours, and this stupid little thing generated more conversation and laughter than any other party accessory I've ever owned.
Order your Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Corkscrew Novelty Bottle Opener from the cockringshop for guaranteed laughs at your next adult gathering. This functional novelty piece delivers crude humor with reliable bottle-opening performance. Add some dick-shaped comedy to your party arsenal today.
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