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S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers - Party Gifts and Novelties
S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers - Party Gifts and Novelties
S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers - Party Gifts and Novelties

S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers

$74.99
$74.99

Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers bring cheeky humor to your dining table. These 15.5cm ceramic shakers combine function with playful design, making every meal a conversation starter for couples who love witty kitchen accessories.

Key Features:

Premium ceramic construction creates durable novelty kitchen accessories that bring humorous adult themed design to dining experiences while maintaining functional salt and pepper dispensing capabilities for entertaining.

Standing 15.5 cm tall with 4 cm width these conversation starting shakers feature ergonomic design that ensures comfortable handling during meal preparation and dining entertainment sessions.

Neutral color palette complements any kitchen decor while the cheeky phallic design adds playful sophistication to dinner parties and intimate dining experiences with consenting adult partners.

Perfect gift choice for newlyweds housewarming celebrations or Valentines Day presents combining practical seasoning functionality with adult humor that sparks memorable conversations during meals.

Easy to clean ceramic surface maintains pristine appearance through regular use with precision engineered dispensing holes providing optimal control over seasoning portions during cooking and dining.

Vendor: Shots Toys
SKU: NEW-1558
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Stand-out ceramic salt and pepper shakers shaped like cheeky conversation starters. Perfect for entertaining couples and fun hosts who want functional seasoning dispensers that spark laughter and memorable moments at the dinner table.

Why choose the S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers
  • Premium ceramic: Durable, substantial construction that lasts years
  • Practical design: Precision holes control seasoning without clogging
  • Ergonomic grip: 4cm width sits comfortably in your hand
  • Sealed freshness: Bottom opening keeps salt and pepper fresh
  • Kitchen-friendly: Neutral colours match any décor while standing out
  • Easy to clean: Smooth ceramic wipes clean or hand-washes quickly
  • Conversation piece: Bold design guarantees laughs and memorable dinners
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

These ceramic shakers work as a functional seasoning duo with a playful edge. Standing 15.5cm tall, they dispense salt and pepper through precision-engineered holes that control portion size and prevent clogging. Weight and balance keep them stable on the table, while the sealed design maintains freshness between uses. Their substantial ceramic construction feels solid in your grip and adds visual impact to any meal setup.

Beyond seasoning, they transform ordinary dining into entertaining experiences. Guests notice them immediately and comment on their cheeky design, creating natural talking points that lighten the mood at intimate dinners or casual gatherings. Hua Novelties offer similar fun kitchen pieces if you're looking to build a collection of conversation-starting items. Their neutral colour palette means they blend seamlessly with existing décor while their distinctive shape ensures they're always the focal point.

Specifications

  • Height: 15.5cm
  • Width: 4cm
  • Material: Premium ceramic
  • Dispensing: Precision holes for controlled seasoning
  • Seal: Bottom opening with secure closure
  • Finish: Neutral colour scheme, smooth easy-clean surface

Fit and sizing

At 15.5cm tall with a 4cm width, these shakers suit most hand sizes comfortably. The ergonomic shape allows natural gripping without strain during meals. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples, and we know comfort matters in everything you use regularly. These shakers are sized for practical table use—prominent enough to be a statement piece, but not so large they dominate your dining setup. Choose them based on your actual table space and entertaining style, not on whether you want them bigger for impact.

How to use it

Fill each shaker through the bottom opening with your preferred seasoning—salt, pepper, or any dry spice mix. Ensure the seal closes properly to keep contents fresh between uses. Position them prominently on your dining table or kitchen counter where their distinctive shape becomes an instant focal point and conversation starter.

When seasoning food, grip the shaker comfortably and shake gently over your plate. Release just enough through the precision holes to avoid over-seasoning. After meals, wipe clean with a damp cloth or hand-wash with mild soap. Regular cleaning maintains their appearance and ensures years of entertaining ahead.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Ceramic construction 15.5cm tall premium ceramic Creates conversation and memorable moments Guests notice and comment immediately
Ergonomic shape 4cm width for comfortable grip Natural talking point during meals Fits naturally in your hand
Precision dispensing Controlled seasoning holes Functions properly while being playful Seasoning comes out in measured amounts
Neutral colouring Kitchen-appropriate colour scheme Allows cheeky humour in any setting Blends with décor while standing out

Who it suits

These shakers appeal to couples and individuals who appreciate humour in home décor without sacrificing function. They're ideal for newlyweds adding personality to their first kitchen, hosts who love entertaining with conversation-starting pieces, or anyone seeking unique housewarming gifts. Refined tastes meet playful design—you get premium ceramic quality with a design that doesn't take itself seriously.

Skip these if you prefer understated, minimalist table settings or if bold novelty items aren't your style. They work best for people comfortable with eye-catching pieces that spark laughter and discussion during meals. If you prefer traditional, neutral kitchenware, look elsewhere.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is hands-on tested before it ever goes live — we power it up, run it through its functions, and check it for safety and for how it actually performs. Overseas orders get a second function-test right before they ship, so a dead motor never reaches your door. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is checked, inspected, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: the unit you open is one we already know works. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Ceramic novelty shakers like these offer durable, functional seasoning control with a cheeky visual statement. Sxe Novelties provide similar entertaining gift options in different categories. The key difference between novelty kitchen pieces is material durability and design boldness. Ceramic holds up well to regular washing and maintains its appearance, while the shaped design here prioritises humour alongside everyday use.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair these shakers with other entertaining tableware and party pieces to build a cohesive collection. Couples Intimacy Kits work well alongside novelty items if you're creating a playful, fun-focused entertaining space. Together, these pieces signal to guests that you value both humour and quality in your home. They complement dinner parties, game nights, and intimate gatherings where laughter and conversation matter.

More from Shots Sex toys

Shots Sex toys specialises in playful adult novelties that blend humour with everyday function. Their range spans kitchen, bedroom, and entertaining pieces designed for adults who enjoy cheeky design without compromising quality or practicality.

Read more before you buy

Before placing your order, check out the entertaining gift guides available online. Sexy Santas Gifts Just For Her Vibrators offers inspiration for other fun gift ideas if you're building a collection.

Why buy the S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers enhance dining entertainment experiences?
The ceramic construction features cheeky phallic design that transforms ordinary seasoning into conversation starting entertainment creating memorable dining atmospheres for consenting adults during intimate meals.
What makes the Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers effective for kitchen functionality?
Precision engineered dispensing holes provide optimal seasoning control while the 15.5 cm height and ergonomic shape ensure comfortable handling during meal preparation and entertaining sessions.
Why are the Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers better for adult gift giving?
Premium ceramic materials combined with humorous adult themed design create unique presents perfect for newlyweds housewarming parties or couples who appreciate witty kitchen accessories.
When should the Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers be used for entertaining?
Dinner parties and intimate dining experiences benefit from their conversation starting design while the neutral color palette ensures they complement any kitchen decor beautifully.
Which features of the Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers enhance kitchen practicality?
Durable ceramic construction resists wear while easy to clean surfaces maintain appearance and sealed design keeps seasonings fresh and protected from moisture during storage.

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