Super Fun Penis Party Straws are novelty party accessories that create memorable entertainment with playful design. The reusable pink and purple straws provide conversation-starting fun with durable construction. Perfect for bachelorette parties and adult celebrations.
Key Features:
Set of eight reusable penis shaped party straws designed for adult celebrations including bachelorette parties and adult birthdays with durable construction for multiple uses.
Twenty centimeter length accommodates most standard glasses from champagne flutes to cocktail glasses while maintaining structural integrity during enthusiastic party celebrations and drinking.
Vibrant pink and purple colors create instant photo opportunities and serve as conversation starters while coordinating perfectly with typical adult party decoration themes.
Dual functionality as both practical drinking accessories and entertaining party decorations that generate laughs and memorable moments throughout any adult celebration or gathering.
Easy cleaning between uses with warm soapy water ensures hygienic reuse for multiple parties making them cost effective for regular party planners and hosts.
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Penis Party Straws by Little Genie are playful novelty drinking straws designed to add humour and laughter to adult celebrations. The anatomically inspired design transforms ordinary drinks into hilarious party props, making them perfect conversation starters for bachelorette parties and adult gatherings.
Why choose the Penis Party Straws by Little Genie
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These cheeky straws transform an ordinary drink into a naughty party prop that gets everyone talking. Hand them out with cocktails, champagne, or any beverage, and watch as guests discover the penis-shaped design. Immediate laughter follows, and the novelty breaks the ice fast, even among people who don't usually loosen up at parties.
Every sip becomes a playful moment. Guests use them to create funny photos, incorporate them into drinking games, or simply enjoy the absurdity of sipping through a novelty straw. Party Themed Dolls offer a similar cheeky approach to adult celebration fun. Whether you place them at table settings as a surprise or hand them out halfway through the night for maximum comedic impact, these straws deliver the laughs you're after.
At 20cm long, these straws fit comfortably into most standard party glasses—wine glasses, cocktail glasses, and tall drinks all work well. No measuring needed; the length is designed to suit a wide range of drinkware. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples, and we know that one-size-fits-most novelty items work best for group celebrations. Simply pop one straw in each guest's glass and you're ready to go. The design suits any adult gathering, so there's no need to overthink the fit.
Distribution is straightforward. Hand out one straw per glass as you serve drinks to your guests. Place it in their cocktail, champagne, wine, or soft drink—the penis shape does all the talking. Watch for the immediate double-takes and laughter as they realise what they're holding.
Build the fun by using them as props for photos, or incorporate them into party games and challenges. Surprise guests partway through the night for maximum comedic effect. After the party, rinse them clean under warm water and dry thoroughly. Store them flat or upright for the next celebration. These straws are designed to entertain across multiple parties, so treat them as a reusable party essential rather than a single-use item.
| Feature | Specification | Benefit | Experience |
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| Penis shape | Anatomically inspired design | Creates naughty party atmosphere | Instant laughter and photo opportunities |
| 20cm length | Extended straw size | Fits all standard party glasses | Comfortable drinking experience for all guests |
| Dual colours | Pink and purple variety | Enables colour coordination with party themes | Visual appeal throughout your celebration |
| Reusable design | Durable plastic construction | Maintains entertainment value across parties | Cost-effective solution for multiple events |
These straws are perfect for anyone organising a bachelorette party, adult birthday celebration, or grown-up gathering where humour and playfulness are welcome. Hosts who love breaking the ice with cheeky accessories will get the most out of them. They work brilliantly for creating those shareable social media moments and memorable photos that guests talk about for weeks.
Skip these if your crowd prefers understated, serious party aesthetics or if your guests aren't comfortable with bold, anatomical humour. They're designed for adults who appreciate naughty novelty and aren't easily embarrassed. If your celebration calls for sophistication over laughs, these straws aren't the right fit. For everyone else throwing an adult party where a touch of cheeky fun enhances the vibe, they're an easy win.
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Penis Party Straws are novelty drinking accessories, not functional adult toys. Unlike items in the Party Up range that may offer other types of celebration fun, these straws focus purely on humour and atmosphere. They're designed to make your guests laugh and create talking points, not to provide any physical sensation or intimate function. Choose these for pure comedy value at group celebrations; choose other party novelties if you want different kinds of entertainment or interactive play.
| Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle. |
Pair these straws with Couples Intimacy Kits if your bachelorette party or adult celebration includes intimate elements alongside the group fun. Both work well together because the straws create a playful, relaxed atmosphere that sets the tone for couples to feel comfortable exploring intimacy products in a fun, judgment-free space. The humour and laughter from the straws help ease any initial shyness or awkwardness.
Little Genie specialises in playful adult party accessories and novelty sex toys that celebrate humour and fun. Little Genie offers a wider range of cheeky novelties and party essentials designed for adult celebrations and couples' entertainment.
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