Show Me Your Tits Table Bell brings cheeky humor to any adult gathering with its bold message and crisp ring. Perfect conversation starter for parties, bachelor nights, or man caves. Sturdy construction prevents tipping during enthusiastic use.
Key Features:
Adult novelty table bell designed specifically for party entertainment and adult gatherings featuring provocative humor that creates instant conversation starters and memorable social moments.
Precision engineered bell mechanism delivers crisp attention grabbing sound while sturdy base design prevents tipping during enthusiastic use at bachelor parties and adult celebrations.
Bold clear inscription combines traditional service bell functionality with audacious adult humor making it perfect for man caves home bars and relaxed entertainment spaces.
Durable construction ensures long lasting entertainment value while compact tabletop size makes it ideal for placement on counters desks and party surfaces without taking excessive space.
Creates social catalyst effects that transform ordinary adult gatherings into memorable events through shared laughter and provocative ice breaking conversation opportunities among consenting adults.
Couldn't load pickup availability
A brass table bell with a provocative message that sparks laughter and conversation at adult parties. Precision-tuned sound cuts through noise, while the weighted base stays put during enthusiastic ringing. Perfect for couples and entertainers who appreciate bold humour.
Why choose the Table Bell by Ozze Creations
|
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery • 💳 Private billing • ↩️ Easy size-swap returns |
Place this bell on your bar or coffee table and watch guests discover its cheeky message. When someone rings it, the brass mechanism delivers a satisfying ding that cuts through party noise without being shrill. Conversations naturally flow from the shared humour, and newcomers often laugh the moment they spot it sitting innocently on display.
Ring it once or multiple times throughout the evening—the solid construction maintains perfect sound quality no matter how many people test it. Groups spread the amusement as they gather around it, creating waves of entertainment that ripple through your gathering. Blush Novelties also offer fun conversation starters for adult parties if you want to layer the humour further.
This bell works on any flat surface—a bar, coffee table, shelf, or sideboard. No measuring required. Its compact tabletop size means it fits discreetly yet noticeably in almost any room, allowing you to position it where arriving guests will naturally spot it. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples across all body types and preferences, and the same philosophy applies here: this bell suits anyone who hosts and appreciates cheeky adult humour, regardless of living space or entertaining style. Choose placement based on where conversations naturally gather during your parties.
Start by placing the bell somewhere guests will discover it naturally as they arrive—a bar counter, coffee table, or side surface works well. Let the bold inscription do the work of catching their eye and sparking conversation. Position it strategically so different groups find it organically as the evening unfolds, and watch the laughter spread.
Once guests are familiar with it, encourage active use by announcing what happens when someone rings it, or create simple rules around its use to turn it into a party game prop. Move it to different surfaces throughout the evening as conversations shift between groups. Wipe it down with a soft cloth after the party to keep it looking sharp for next time.
| Feature | Specification | Benefit | Experience |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brass Bell Mechanism | Precision-tuned for clear ring | Creates instant attention and humour | Satisfying sound every time it rings |
| Weighted Base | Heavy construction prevents tipping | Allows enthusiastic ringing without movement | Stays put during active parties |
| Engraved Message | Bold, clear lettering | Delivers provocative humour instantly | Generates laughs and natural conversation |
| Compact Design | Perfect tabletop proportions | Fits discreetly yet noticeably anywhere | Easy to position strategically throughout the room |
This bell is for anyone who loves bold humour and entertaining with a risqué edge. Bachelor parties, adult game nights, and casual gatherings where cheeky jokes land well are perfect settings. Couples wanting to add playful elements to their home bar will find it a reliable conversation starter that holds up to repeated use across multiple parties.
Skip this if you prefer subtle decor or entertain guests who don't appreciate direct adult humour. It's not for formal dinner parties or conservative households. If your gatherings lean toward quiet evenings with conservative guests, this novelty won't suit your style. But for anyone hosting regular adult parties who appreciates quality construction paired with genuine laughs, it delivers every time.
|
Tested and quality-checked Every new line we stock is inspected by hand before it goes live — we check the build, the finish, and the materials, and we confirm it is safe and fit for how it will be used. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is examined, checked, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: you receive a piece we have already vetted, not a guess off a supplier's pallet. See how we test every product → |
A table bell differs from other party novelties in its focus on sound and repeated use. Unlike single-use gag gifts, this one functions reliably night after night because the brass mechanism and weighted base are built to last. Party Themed Dolls offer visual humour and novelty appeal, whereas this bell combines auditory entertainment with a bold message, making it work best as an interactive prop that guests actively engage with throughout the evening.
| Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle. |
Pair this bell with Couples Intimacy Kits to layer adult humour and entertainment into your hosting style. While the bell breaks ice and sparks laughter through shared humour, couples' kits add interactive elements that deepen the playful energy between partners during parties. Together, they create a host environment where bold fun and genuine connection flow naturally throughout the evening.
Ozze Creations specialises in adult novelty items that blend genuine humour with quality construction. Explore the full range to find other conversation starters and entertaining pieces that suit your hosting style and appreciation for cheeky design.
Want to know more about hosting adult parties and setting the right tone? The Sex Party Experience offers practical advice on creating memorable gatherings where everyone feels comfortable and entertained.
Keen to get harder and last longer tonight? Order the Table Bell by Ozze Creations from The Cock Ring Store today. It's genuine, function-tested, and quality-checked, ready to arrive in discreet packaging. Cockringshop delivers with care and privacy, so your party entertainment shows up quietly and works reliably. The specialist store for rings, cages, and male enhancement — discreetly delivered. The Cock Ring Store ships discreetly Australia-wide.
Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund
We ship same day on all in-stock orders placed before 12pm! Free shipping on all orders above $200.
All of our shipments come in discreet packaging ensuring those nosy neighbours will never know!
We ship our full range of products worldwide with fast dispatch for orders before 12pm Sydney EST!
Thanks for subscribing!
This email has been registered!