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The World's Longest Pecker Ruler by Seven Creations

$9.99
$9.99

The World's Longest Pecker Ruler brings hilarious fun to adult parties with its exaggerated 13.5-inch length. This cheeky novelty item sparks laughter and playful competition at bachelor parties, game nights, or any gathering where you want to break the ice with good-natured humor.

Key Features:

This 13.5 inch novelty ruler creates hilarious entertainment at adult parties through exaggerated measurements and humorous comparisons that spark laughter and playful conversations among consenting adults.

Perfect gag gift for bachelor parties and adult gatherings where humor breaks social barriers and creates memorable moments through its over the top length and comedic appeal.

Durable construction withstands repeated party use while remaining portable enough to transport easily to various adult events and social gatherings for consistent entertainment value.

Functions as ultimate conversation starter and icebreaker at mature gatherings where adults appreciate cheeky humor and playful banter about size comparisons and measurements.

Versatile party prop integrates into drinking games and adult activities while providing photo opportunities and entertainment that keeps guests engaged throughout social events.

Vendor: Seven Creations
SKU: NV-352-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-42699
Availability: In stock
Product type: Sex Games, Coupons and Tricks
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A 13.5-inch novelty ruler designed to spark laughter and conversation at adult gatherings. Perfect for bachelor parties, milestone birthdays, and game nights where sexual humour is welcome, this party prop turns size comparisons into comedy gold.

Why choose the The World's Longest Pecker Ruler by Seven
  • Instant attention-grabber: Absurd proportions guarantee immediate laughter
  • Built for party use: Durable plastic withstands enthusiastic handling
  • Authentic measuring: Standard inch markings enable real measurement games
  • Breaks the ice: Helps people relax about body confidence and size
  • Portable design: Lightweight and easy to transport to any event
  • Easy to clean: Wipes down after messy party situations
  • Works with any crowd: Adapts to different game and dare scenarios
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

This oversized ruler creates instant comedy through its ridiculous proportions and playful measuring capabilities. When someone pulls it out, it immediately becomes the centre of attention, sparking conversations about size and friendly comparisons. Standard inch markings allow for hilarious measurement ceremonies that get everyone involved in the joke, whether they're confident or self-deprecating about their own penis size.

Real magic happens when you use it for party games and challenges. Watch as people's inhibitions melt away when faced with this absurd measuring stick—suddenly everyone's talking about dicks, sharing stories, and competing. By making penis size into an obvious joke, it actually helps people relax about their own bodies and sexual confidence. Sex Machines offer a different kind of party energy for groups ready to explore beyond novelty props.

Specifications

  • Total length: 13.5 inches
  • Material: Durable plastic construction
  • Markings: Standard inch scale
  • Weight: Lightweight and portable
  • Surface: Easy-clean finish

Fit and sizing

At 13.5 inches, this ruler is designed purely for comedy impact, not actual fit. Size matters less here than attitude—the whole point is the absurdity of the length. Cockringshop specialise in products for men and couples across all body types and preferences, so if you're buying this as a gag gift or party centrepiece, we've got something for everyone. Choose this if your crowd loves sexual humour and doesn't mind poking fun at themselves. Skip it if anyone in the group is genuinely sensitive about body image or if your friends prefer subtler jokes.

How to use it

Timing is everything. Wait until everyone's had a drink or two and the mood is relaxed, then pull out the ruler with dramatic flair. Announce it's time for some "scientific measurements" and treat it like a serious measuring instrument while everyone loses it laughing at the absurd length. Confidence and commitment to the bit make the joke land harder.

Create competitions where people measure random objects, body parts, or even their actual penis if the crowd's up for it. Turn it into drinking games where the "smallest" measurement takes a shot, or use it as a prop for truth-or-dare challenges. Lean into the ridiculousness rather than being subtle—that's where the comedy lives. Wipe it down after the party and store it somewhere you'll remember for the next gathering.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Exaggerated Length 13.5 inches total Creates instant size comparison humour Everyone immediately gets the joke
Inch Markings Standard measurement scale Enables authentic measuring games Adds legitimacy to ridiculous comparisons
Durable Construction Sturdy plastic material Survives enthusiastic party handling Reliable laughs across multiple events
Portable Design Lightweight and compact Ready for spontaneous party situations Easy to transport and surprise friends

Who it suits

This ruler thrives in groups with a good sense of humour about sex and bodies—think close friends who already make dick jokes, bachelor parties where everyone's ready to get wild, or adult game nights where sexual humour is welcome. It's perfect for people who enjoy being the centre of attention and don't mind playful ribbing about size. Works best when the whole group is on board with the comedy.

Skip this if your crowd is conservative about sexual topics or if anyone's genuinely sensitive about body image. Since the whole point is making penis size into an obvious comedy bit, it won't land with people who find that uncomfortable. Similarly, if your friends prefer subtle, understated humour over over-the-top gags, this isn't the right pick.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is inspected by hand before it goes live — we check the build, the finish, and the materials, and we confirm it is safe and fit for how it will be used. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is examined, checked, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: you receive a piece we have already vetted, not a guess off a supplier's pallet. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Unlike serious measuring or sizing tools, this is pure novelty comedy—it's not designed to give accurate measurements or serve any practical function beyond laughs. One Dc offers a different category of adult products focused on real sexual function and performance. If you're after something that actually enhances erection or sensation during sex, you'll want a different product type. This ruler is entertainment for groups; it's not a solo or couple's sex toy.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair this novelty ruler with Couples Intimacy Kits to turn a party game into foreplay or a shared experience between partners. When couples use it together as a playful prop, it can spark conversation about size, confidence, and sexual preferences in a lighthearted way. The humour creates permission for couples to talk openly about what they actually want.

More from Seven Creations

Seven Creations makes novelty adult products and party accessories that bring humour to sexual situations. Browse the full range for other gag gifts, party props, and conversation starters designed for groups who love sexual humour.

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Why buy the The World's Longest Pecker Ruler by Seven Creations

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

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International Shipping

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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

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Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

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To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

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If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

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Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does The Worlds Longest Pecker Ruler create entertainment at adult parties?
The exaggerated 13.5 inch length generates immediate laughter through humorous size comparisons and playful measurements that break social ice and encourage lighthearted banter among party guests.
What makes The Worlds Longest Pecker Ruler effective for bachelor parties?
Its over the top comedic design serves as perfect conversation starter while creating memorable photo opportunities and incorporating seamlessly into drinking games and adult party activities.
Why is The Worlds Longest Pecker Ruler better for gag gifts than standard novelties?
Unlike typical novelty items its impressive length and measurement markings provide ongoing entertainment value through repeated use at multiple parties and social gatherings over time.
When should The Worlds Longest Pecker Ruler be used for maximum comedic effect?
Adult gatherings with mature audiences who appreciate cheeky humor provide ideal settings where the ruler can spark laughter without causing offense or discomfort among participants.
Does The Worlds Longest Pecker Ruler work for different types of adult entertainment?
Versatile design adapts to various party scenarios including truth or dare games measurement competitions and creative challenges that keep guests entertained throughout the evening.

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