XR Brands Master Series The Giant Realistic Finger Dildo

XR Brands Master Series The Giant Realistic Finger Dildo is a deliberately cheeky middle finger sex toy that actually works. This isn't novelty nonsense—it's a genuinely girthy dildo shaped like an extended middle finger, crafted from premium silicone with textured ridges and realistic detailing. The suction cup base locks onto any smooth surface for hands-free riding, while its harness compatibility opens partner play possibilities. It's the kind of toy that makes you smirk when you pull it out and then forget about the joke entirely once it's inside you.

What It Does

The girth hits different when you're being fucked by a middle finger. At 3.8cm wide, this dildo fills you with substantial pressure that spreads across your inner walls rather than drilling in one direction. The textured surface catches on sensitive tissue as you push it in and pull it out, creating drag and friction that smooth toys just don't achieve. Unlike thinner penetrative toys that focus stimulation narrowly, this one's width means every thrust contacts more of your internal anatomy, building arousal through broad surface contact rather than depth alone.

Orgasms with this toy tend to build gradually because the girth demands your body adjust and relax into it. You feel the initial stretch, the accommodation as muscles release, then the mounting tension as you develop a rhythm. The textured ridges add micro-sensations that keep your nerve endings firing throughout the session, so climax doesn't arrive as a sudden spike but as a consuming wave of tension release. The wider diameter also gives you something substantial to clench around, intensifying that muscular satisfaction at the peak.

Technical Specs

• Overall length: 21.3cm (gives you something to grip or anchor)
• Insertable depth: 12.4cm (reaches far without being overwhelming)
• Narrowest diameter: 3.0cm (initial entry point is manageable)
• Widest diameter: 3.8cm (the real stretch that fills you completely)
• Material: Medical-grade silicone (non-porous, durable, compatible only with water-based lubricant)
• Base: Extra-strong suction cup for hands-free mounting on tile, glass, or shower walls
• Harness-ready: Works with most standard strap-on harnesses for partner penetration

How To Use It

Start by mounting it on a smooth vertical surface—your shower wall works brilliantly—or hold it at the angle you want. Generous water-based lubricant is essential; this silicone demands slickness, and the girth means you need more lube than you'd use for thinner toys. Position yourself at the entrance and ease onto it slowly, letting your body adjust to the width. The first few centimetres require patience as your opening accommodates the stretch. Once you find the angle that lets you sink on it most comfortably, you can begin the actual fucking—slow strokes initially to feel where the ridges touch you most intensely.

As your arousal builds, your pace naturally quickens. Your body becomes more receptive to the girth, the lubrication warms, and the friction shifts from stretching sensation to pure pleasure. Some people find a particular angle that hits the anterior wall or G-spot area; others prefer grinding motions that press the base against the clitoris while the length fills them. The suction cup's strength means you can get rough with it—harder thrusts, faster grinding, whatever your climax demands. Many users find that the moment before orgasm, when your muscles are taut and waiting, this toy's girth becomes almost unbearably satisfying to clench around.

Who It Suits

Anyone who enjoys substantial girth and textured penetration will find this genuinely useful rather than gimmicky. It suits people with intermediate to advanced dildo experience, since the width requires bodies comfortable with stretch and accommodation. Those with sensitive G-spots or anterior walls particularly benefit from the textured surface's contact. Partners enjoy strapping it on because the finger shape creates visual humour during sex—that initial laugh often melts into genuine arousal. Skip this if you're new to penetration, prefer slim toys, or have pelvic floor tension that makes girth uncomfortable. The suction cup also requires truly smooth surfaces; textured or uneven walls mean it won't hold properly.

Who Makes It?

• XR Brands specializes in body-safe silicone adult toys with attention to both function and design
• Visit the XR Brands brand page →

Feature Breakdown

Where It Fits in Our Range

Bondage and Fetish Gear

This toy sits at the playful end of bondage and fetish gear, where humour and sexuality coexist. The middle finger design carries inherent power-play undertones—you're literally being told where to sit. It works well in dominant/submissive dynamics where the sub receives instructions with this particular toy. The harness compatibility elevates it beyond solo use into structured partner scenarios where control and penetration become part of negotiated power exchange.

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Sex Toys

Within the broader sex toys category, this is a mid-range penetrative option that bridges novelty and genuine functionality. Unlike toys focused purely on clitoral stimulation or vibration, this delivers satisfaction through girth and texture—mechanical pleasure rather than powered. It complements vibrators beautifully, since you can use this for internal fullness while your vibrator handles external arousal, or pair them with partners for simultaneous penetration and external contact.

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Expert Review from Our In-House Tester

I was sceptical about the XR Brands Master Series The Giant Realistic Finger Dildo until I actually used it. The silicone felt premium immediately—smooth but not slippery, substantial without being intimidating. I mounted it on my shower wall with a small amount of water-based lubricant and approached it slowly. The 3.8cm width demanded respect and patience as I sank onto it, but that initial stretch gave way to genuine filling sensation. The textured ridges became noticeable once I established a rhythm, adding complexity that kept me engaged rather than just grinding mindlessly. After about fifteen minutes of varying my pace, I experienced a deep orgasm that felt different from my typical penetrative sessions—more muscular, more encompassing. I've used it solo regularly since, and I also tested it in a harness with a partner, which created an entirely different energy (they found the novelty hilarious until it wasn't). This toy earned permanent shelf space in my drawer because it delivers actual sexual value rather than relying on the joke. Repeat use: absolutely.

Reasons to Buy

• Substantial 3.8cm girth creates filling sensation that thinner toys simply cannot match
• Textured silicone surface generates friction and contact throughout every stroke
• Body-safe medical-grade silicone means zero toxins and absolute durability over years of use
• Extra-strong suction base holds securely to shower walls, tiles, and glass for completely hands-free riding
• Harness-compatible design transforms it from solo toy into partner penetration tool for couples exploring dynamic sex
• The novelty factor actually enhances arousal rather than detracting from genuine sexual function

Why Buy From Cock Ring Shop

• Genuine XR Brands products shipped directly with full manufacturer warranty
• Specialist knowledge of silicone toys and how girth affects different body types
• 100% discreet packaging—no branding, no customs declarations that hint at contents, complete privacy guaranteed
• Fast tracked shipping of XR Brands Master Series The Giant Realistic Finger Dildo across Australia with secure delivery options
• Expert guidance on water-based lubricant selection to protect your silicone investment long-term

Order your XR Brands Master Series The Giant Realistic Finger Dildo from cockringshop and experience the specific pleasure of substantial girth combined with textured penetration. This toy delivers genuine sexual satisfaction while making you smile every single time you pull it out of your drawer. The versatility—solo mounting, partner harness use, or hand-held penetration—means it adapts to your mood and circumstances rather than requiring a specific scenario. Get fucked by a middle finger that actually knows how to do it.