Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket is an American adult novelty company based in Las Vegas creating cheeky products for grown-ups. Founded in 2012, the brand combines irreverent humour with quality novelties including air fresheners, enamel pins, adult coloring books, sex dice, and paddles.

From Parody to Products

Wood Rocket emerged from the adult entertainment industry with a distinctly different approach to fun. Creator Lee Roy Myers, an award-winning director known for cleverly crafted pop-culture parodies, channeled the same comedic sensibility into a product line that makes people laugh while getting a little naughty. The brand's philosophy centres on creating items you didn't know you needed until you see them—then wonder how you lived without them. Every product features unique designs with high-quality construction at accessible prices.

• Pop Culture Savvy: Designs that reference beloved shows, movies, and cultural moments with an adult twist.
• Gift-Perfect: Products designed to make recipients laugh, blush, or both.
• Quality Focus: Premium materials and construction across all novelty categories.

Air Fresheners

Make your ride smell as cool as it looks with Wood Rocket's cheeky air fresheners. Featuring naughty slogans, pop culture references, and irreverent designs. Perfect for cars, lockers, wardrobes, or anywhere needing a fresh scent with personality. Popular designs include Golden GILFs, Bad Mother F*cker, and Slay All Day. Long-lasting fragrances in compact hanging formats.

Enamel Pins

Statement accessories for jackets, hats, bags, backpacks, or anywhere you want to express yourself. High-quality enamel construction with secure pin backs. Designs range from suggestive to silly. The Magic Wand pin celebrates iconic pleasure products. Collect them all or gift them to friends who appreciate adult humour on their lapels.

Adult Coloring Books

Get creative with hilarious adult coloring books featuring unique original illustrations. The Filthiest F*cking Coloring Book delivers exactly what the title promises. Other titles include That's Trippy for psychedelic designs, Adults Doing Adult Sh*t showing grown-up life moments, and cannabis-themed 4:20 Time to Color editions. Quality paper works with crayons, colored pencils, or markers. 24 pages of entertainment in 8.5x11 inch format.

Sex Dice

Take date night to a whole new level with sex dice games. The All-Inclusive Edition welcomes everyone to play regardless of anatomy or partnership configuration. Roll to determine actions and body parts for spontaneous intimate adventures. Simple rules make for easy play while endless combinations keep things exciting. Perfect icebreaker for couples wanting to add playful randomness to their bedroom routine.

Paddles

Fun for the bold with Wood Rocket's playful spanking paddles. The Hot Ass Paddle leaves a sassy impression. Sturdy construction for actual use during consensual adult play. Eye-catching designs make them conversation starters even displayed on walls. Bridge the gap between novelty gift and functional bedroom accessory.

Playing Cards

Deal out fun with cheeky card decks perfect for poker nights with open-minded friends. Nude Playing Cards feature artistic adult imagery. Standard deck format works for any card game. Quality card stock with smooth finish for easy shuffling. Makes strip poker even more interesting when the cards themselves are already naked.

Keychains

Carry a little fun everywhere you go with naughty keychain designs. Durable construction withstands daily pocket and purse wear. Subtle enough for public use while amusing enough to make key-finding entertaining. Perfect small gifts or stocking stuffers for adults who appreciate cheeky humour.

Trucker Hats & Accessories

Top off your look with bold hat designs featuring adult themes. Classic trucker hat mesh construction for breathable comfort. Adjustable snapback sizing fits most heads. Earrings add statement accessories for those wanting dangling conversation starters. Face masks cover up with style and sass. Hand fans keep you cool while making bold statements.

Story Books

Turn the page to stories worth sharing—or hiding from the kids. Adult-themed storybooks parody children's book formats with very grown-up content. The familiar picture book style creates comedic contrast with mature subject matter. Perfect gag gifts for baby showers, bachelor parties, or anyone who appreciates subversive humour.

Product Guide

Who Chooses Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket appeals to gift-givers seeking presents that provoke laughter and blushes. Hen party and buck's night organisers find perfect party supplies. Couples wanting to add playful elements to intimate moments appreciate the sex dice and paddles. Collectors of quirky accessories snap up the enamel pins and keychains. Anyone who believes adult life deserves more fun discovers Wood Rocket delivers exactly that.

Key Features

• Las Vegas based company
• Founded 2012 by Lee Roy Myers
• Pop culture inspired designs
• High-quality novelty construction
• Gift-perfect packaging
• Irreverent adult humour
• Affordable price points
• Unique original artwork
• Discreet shipping available
• No minimum purchase required

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Sometimes the best gifts are the ones that make people laugh out loud. Explore cheeky adult gifts to discover how Wood Rocket's playful products add humour and fun to celebrations, date nights, and everyday life.

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From naughty air fresheners to adult coloring books and all-inclusive sex dice, Wood Rocket brings irreverent American humour to grown-up gift-giving. Discover quality novelties designed to make people laugh, blush, and enjoy being adults.