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Little Genie Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies 25 Pack - Party Gifts and Novelties

Little Genie Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies 25 Pack

$34.99
$34.99

Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give is an adult novelty candy that delivers humorous attitude with fruit-flavored lollies. The 25-pack provides cheeky middle-finger shaped treats with bold flavor. Perfect for gag gifts and adult party entertainment.

Key Features:

Humorous adult novelty candy featuring twenty five mini packs of fruit flavored middle finger shaped lollies designed to make bold statements at parties or gatherings.

Perfect conversation starter for adult parties bachelorette events or gifting to friends who appreciate irreverent humor and bold candy with attitude.

Each pack contains five individual fruit flavored middle finger candies that deliver sweet taste while expressing exactly how many fucks you have to give.

Ideal for adults seeking novelty treats that combine humor with satisfying fruit flavors making mundane moments more entertaining and memorable for everyone involved.

Convenient mini pack format allows easy sharing at adult gatherings while maintaining freshness and providing portion control for extended enjoyment and entertainment value.

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NEW-9064
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies 25 Pack is a cheeky novelty candy designed to express your attitude with humour. The 25 mini-packs deliver five fruit-flavored middle finger candies each, perfect for making a statement. Sweet treats shaped like fuck-you gestures add irreverent fun to any occasion.

What It Does

This adult novelty candy takes traditional sweets and transforms them into hilarious middle finger shapes that say exactly what you're thinking. Unlike boring regular lollies, these fruit-flavored fuck-you candies let you literally taste your attitude while sharing a laugh. Each piece is perfectly shaped to resemble an extended middle finger, making every bite a delicious act of defiance.

The experience goes beyond just candy - it's about embracing your sassy side while enjoying genuinely tasty treats. Users love how these cheeky sweets break the ice at parties and provide the perfect way to tell someone exactly how many fucks you give. "Finally, candy that matches my personality," laughs one customer who keeps a pack in her desk drawer.

Technical Specs

  • 25 individual mini-packs included
  • 5 fruit-flavored candies per pack (125 total pieces)
  • Middle finger candy shape
  • Mixed fruit flavors
  • Humorous packaging design

How To Use It

Simply tear open a mini-pack whenever you need to express your zero-fucks attitude or want to share some cheeky humor. Pop one of these middle finger candies in your mouth and savor the fruit flavor while enjoying the rebellious gesture. Perfect for stressful moments at work, awkward social situations, or whenever someone asks you to care about something you absolutely don't.

Build your reputation as the person with the best sense of humor by sharing these candies with friends, coworkers, or anyone who needs reminding about your give-a-damn levels. Increase the laughs by presenting them during particularly frustrating conversations, or adjust someone's mood by offering them a literal taste of not caring. Watch as people discover your delicious way of reaching peak satisfaction through candy-based attitude.

Who It Suits

Perfect for anyone with a wicked sense of humor who isn't afraid to express their feelings through food. These candies suit people who love novelty items, enjoy making others laugh, and want to add some sass to their snack routine. Whether you're dealing with annoying coworkers, planning a bachelorette party, or just need a daily reminder of your zero-fucks philosophy, these treats deliver exactly what you need with delicious fruit flavors.

Who Makes It?

  • Little Genie specializes in humorous adult products and novelty sex toys that bring laughter to intimate moments
  • Visit the Little Genie brand page →

Feature Breakdown

Feature Specification Sexual Benefit User Experience
Middle Finger Shape Anatomically suggestive candy mold Creates playful sexual innuendo Naughty visual impact
25 Mini-Packs Individual portion packaging Delivers extended fun sessions Long-lasting entertainment
Fruit Flavoring Mixed natural fruit extracts Enables tasty foreplay moments Delicious flavor variety
Humorous Packaging Adult-themed graphic design Maintains playful atmosphere Perfect conversation starter

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Expert Review from Our In-House Tester

Opening the first mini-pack, I wasn't prepared for how perfectly shaped these little middle fingers would be - every ridge and knuckle detail visible in candy form. The initial cherry flavor hit my tongue with surprising intensity, followed by waves of recognition that I was literally sucking on a fuck-you gesture. My body responded with uncontrollable laughter as the absurdity peaked, creating genuine pleasure through pure comedy. The apple-flavored piece sent tingles of amusement through me as friends watched my reactions, their expressions shifting from confusion to delight. Each subsequent flavor brought fresh pulses of hilarity, building toward complete satisfaction with this ridiculous purchase. The aftermath left me craving more - not just the candy, but the confidence that comes from embracing such wonderfully inappropriate treats.

Reasons to Buy

  • Hilarious novelty design — creates instant laughter and memorable moments
  • 25 individual packs — provides extended entertainment value and sharing opportunities
  • Fruit flavor variety — ensures delicious taste alongside the cheeky presentation
  • Perfect conversation starter — breaks ice at parties and adult gatherings effortlessly
  • Authentic attitude expression — beats subtle hints when you want to make your feelings crystal clear

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  • 100% discreet packaging — no logos, no hints about adult toys, total privacy
  • Fast, tracked shipping of Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies 25 Pack across Australia
  • Hilarious customer service team — understands exactly why you need these cheeky treats

Order your Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies 25 Pack from the cockringshop and taste the sweet satisfaction of zero-fucks attitude. The perfectly shaped middle finger candies deliver more laughs than boring traditional sweets, giving you 125 delicious ways to express exactly how much you care about life's bullshit.

Shipping Information & Policy


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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

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Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies 25 Pack enhance adult party entertainment?
These novelty candies create instant conversation starters at adult gatherings through their bold middle finger shape and irreverent messaging delivering both humor and satisfying fruit flavors.
What makes the Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies 25 Pack effective for gifting purposes?
Recipients appreciate the combination of cheeky humor and genuine sweetness making it perfect for friends who enjoy bold statements and novelty treats with attitude.
Why is the Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies 25 Pack better for sharing than regular candy?
Individual mini packs maintain freshness while the provocative design generates laughs and memorable moments that standard confections simply cannot provide at adult events.
When should the Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies 25 Pack be used for maximum impact?
Bachelorette parties adult birthday celebrations or stress relief moments benefit most from the humorous messaging combined with the satisfying sweetness of fruit flavored treats.
Does the Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies 25 Pack work for stress relief situations?
Absolutely the combination of humor therapy through irreverent messaging and sugar satisfaction provides dual benefits for managing frustrating situations with entertaining sweetness.

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