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Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Plushy Pillow by Little Genie
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Made from soft fabric, Little Genie Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give features 5 plush finger-shaped toys inside a comedic pillow for stress relief and humor.
Key Features:
Soft polyester plush pillow eases tension that actually kills arousal
Five lightweight fingers provide multiple throws for escalating couple laughter
Visible bedroom placement sparks vulnerable conversations partners genuinely need
Weighted tossing distance delivers satisfying release without furniture damage
Sarcastic messaging gives permission to laugh at relationship frustration
Vendor:
Little Genie
SKU:
NEW-10012
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Product type:
Party Gifts and Novelties
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A tongue-in-cheek plush pillow stuffed with five soft finger-shaped sex toys that turns frustration into laughter. Perfect for couples who appreciate sarcasm and anyone who'd rather giggle at life's annoyances than take them seriously.
Why choose the Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Plushy Pillow
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What it does
Grab this pillow when life gets infuriating—that moment when you're ready to scream. Pull out one of the five soft middle-finger sex toys and hurl it across the room with all the attitude you can muster. Each finger is crafted from soft, huggable fabric that feels satisfying to grip. They're weighted enough to sail through the air with proper trajectory, yet light enough that they won't damage anything they hit. if you're lying in bed frustrated or sitting on the couch at wit's end, launching one becomes cathartic comedy instead of actual anger.
Couples find the real magic happens when someone walks into your bedroom and spots this pillow. Laughter breaks tension faster than anything else—your partner sees it, cracks up, and suddenly the mood shifts from irritation to playful connection. Hand one to your partner and challenge them to a fuck-giving competition. Whoever throws with more attitude wins bragging rights. Build your game by seeing how far you can fling them, or use them as props during conversations about things that piss you off. The comedy escalates when you're both lying around after sex, laughing while tossing these at the ceiling and catching them. It transforms genuine frustration into playful banter that couples actually need for connection. Browse more Party Up novelties designed to add humour to your bedroom.
Specifications
- Pillow dimensions: Approximately 12" x 10"
- Finger length: Approximately 4" each
- Fabric: Plush polyester blend
- Contents: Five individual plushy finger sex toys
- Care: Surface cleaning recommended, spot wash for stains
Fit and sizing
Sizing here is straightforward—the pillow itself is a generous 12" x 10", handheld and easy to position on your bed or couch. Each of the five fingers measures about 4", which is perfect for tossing distance and comfortable grip. There's no sizing to worry about the way there is with rings or other intimate products. At Cockringshop, we specialise in products for men and couples, and this novelty pillow fits easily into any bedroom setup. if you're solo or partnered, the weight and dimensions are designed for playful throwing rather than precision fit.
How to use it
Position yourself comfortably on your bed or couch, pull out one of the soft fingers, and hurl it across the room with all the attitude you can muster. The lightweight design means no real damage gets done, but your frustration gets physical release. If you're in a relationship, hand one to your partner and challenge them to a fuck-giving competition. Whoever throws with more attitude wins bragging rights.
Keep the pillow accessible on your nightstand or couch, ready whenever absurdity requires a physical gesture. After sex, you and your partner can lie around laughing while tossing these at the ceiling and catching them. For care, surface cleaning is recommended, and spot wash for stains keeps it fresh. The pillow stays a reliable stress relief tool that actually makes you smile.
Feature breakdown
| Feature | Specification | Benefit | Experience |
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| Soft plush fabric | Polyester blend | Comfortable to grip and hurl | Satisfying texture that feels good in your hand |
| Lightweight design | 5 fingers, ~4" each | Safe to throw indoors | Sails through air without damaging walls or furniture |
| Pillow size | 12" x 10" | Easy to position and access | Convenient on nightstand or couch for quick grab |
| Five individual fingers | Included in pillow | Multiple throws without immediate reload | Playful competitions and back-and-forth banter |
Who it suits
This pillow works best for couples with matching sarcasm levels and anyone who appreciates novelty over function. If you're the type who laughs at yourself rather than taking everything seriously, this lands perfectly. Long-term partners benefit most because inside jokes about "not giving a fuck" become their own form of connection—shared understanding expressed through ridiculous gesture-making. Solo folks enjoy having a stress relief tool that actually makes them smile.
Skip this if you're seeking serious sexual arousal or expecting it to do anything beyond make you laugh. Buy it when you want your bedroom to reflect your actual personality instead of performing perfection. It's not designed for intimate contact or sexual stimulation—it's comedic relief wrapped in sarcasm, perfect for tossing at life's frustrations while keeping your sense of humour intact.
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How it compares
Unlike serious adult toys that focus on arousal, this novelty pillow channels frustration into hilarious gesture-making. Other Party Gifts and Novelties range from gag gifts to items with sexual function, but this one prioritises laughter and couple connection over anything else. If you want something that doubles as bedroom décor and a conversation starter, this is your pick. For other cheeky novelties with different vibes, Hua Novelties offers alternative styles. Choose based on whether you want pure comedy or a novelty with secondary function.
| Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle. |
What you can use it with
Pair this pillow with Couples Intimacy Kits to build a full bedroom experience that balances humour with genuine connection. Novelty items work best alongside products designed for couples to share—the laughter from throwing these fingers creates the relaxed, playful mood that makes couples' kits more enjoyable. Together, they transform your bedroom into a space where both of you feel comfortable being yourselves.
More from Little Genie
Little Genie creates cheeky adult novelties that blend humour with function. Little Genie ranges from Party Gifts and Novelties to items designed for couples seeking laughter alongside intimacy. Browse the full brand range for more tongue-in-cheek products that don't take themselves too seriously.
Read more before you buy
Want to know more about what novelties suit your bedroom? Adult Novelties has guides to help you choose products that match your humour and relationship style.
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Shipping Information & Policy
Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
Returns Policy
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the Little Genie Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Plushy Pillows and how does it improve couple intimacy?
This novelty pillow contains five soft finger-shaped toys designed for playful throwing rather than sexual stimulation. Unlike serious adult toys, it channels frustration into comedic relief that actually breaks tension between partners. Shared laughter removes the resentment that kills arousal, making genuine connection and better sex naturally follow when couples can laugh together about life's annoying moments.
Can the Little Genie Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Plushy Pillows be displayed openly in your bedroom?
Absolutely—this pillow's designed for prominent nightstand or bed placement where visitors immediately spot it. Customers report that new partners seeing it instantly feel your sense of humor isn't uptight, opening conversations about genuine connection rather than performance pressure. Visible placement transforms bedroom energy from clinical to comfortable, signaling confidence that actually strengthens intimacy through shared amusement and vulnerability.
Does the Little Genie Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Plushy Pillows damage furniture or walls during throwing?
Lightweight construction ensures each 4-inch finger flies satisfyingly without damaging anything they hit. In our experience selling novelty items, customers appreciate that this pillow offers genuine physical release without consequences. The plush polyester blend feels soft gripping and tossing, making frustration discharge feel genuinely cathartic rather than aggressive or destructive.
Would the Little Genie Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Plushy Pillows work for couples rebuilding connection after conflict?
Perfect for partners who appreciate sarcasm and can laugh at themselves during tense moments. Most couples find that handing a finger to each other mid-argument suddenly shifts mood from hostile to playful, dissolving resentment faster than forced conversation. This pillow gives permission to acknowledge frustration humorously rather than festering silently, which relationship therapists confirm actually deepens genuine intimacy between partners.
Can the Little Genie Bag Of Fucks I Have To Give Plushy Pillows be easily cleaned if needed?
Surface cleaning works for dust, and spot washing handles stains on the plush polyester blend. After selling hundreds of novelty items, we've found customers appreciate that care remains simple—no complicated maintenance interrupts spontaneous throwing sessions. The fabric withstands repeated use without deteriorating, keeping this pillow accessible on your bed for whenever absurdity demands a physical gesture of attitude.
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