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Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies - Party Gifts and Novelties

Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies

$54.99
$54.99

Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies brings cheeky, humor, and sweet treats together in one hilariously bold gift. This 850-gram jar contains delicious fruit-flavoured candies shaped like middle fingers for sassy self-expression when words fall short.

Key Features:

Hilariously shaped middle finger candies provide a bold way to express attitude while enjoying delicious fruit flavors in social situations or personal moments.

Each jar contains 850 grams of cheekily designed treats perfect for sharing with friends who appreciate irreverent humor and playful adult conversations.

Easy grip design ensures convenient access during gatherings where bold statements and laughter enhance the social atmosphere among consenting adults over eighteen.

Versatile candies work as conversation starters in candy dishes or mixed into trail mix for adventurous adults seeking humorous edible entertainment.

Perfect gag gift for that unapologetic friend who embraces lifes absurdities and appreciates sweet treats with a sassy middle finger design twist.

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NEW-9500
Availability: Out Of Stock
Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies from Little Genie combines bold humour with genuine fruit flavours in a novelty gift that sparks laughter and conversation. Perfect for anyone with edgy taste in candy and a sharp sense of wit.

Why choose the Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured
  • Design: Detailed middle-finger shape creates immediate visual impact
  • Flavour: Mixed fruit varieties deliver authentic taste with attitude
  • Quantity: 850 grams of candy provides extended entertainment value
  • Container: Easy-grip jar with secure lid keeps candies fresh
  • Conversation starter: Playful reactions and stories follow every reveal
  • Versatility: Works as desk candy, party favour, or gag gift
  • Humour: Balances sassy message with genuine sweetness
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

Open the jar and grab a handful whenever you need a sweet yet sassy response to life's frustrations. Each candy delivers real fruit flavour while maintaining its unapologetic middle-finger shape—a combination that brings genuine laughs instead of harsh words. Party Themed Dolls offer another avenue for cheeky gift-giving if you want to expand your novelty collection.

Watch people's faces light up the moment they realise what they're eating. Your taste buds enjoy authentic sweetness while your sense of humour gets fed through each candy's rebellious design. Keep the jar on your desk, in your kitchen, or anywhere you might need quick access to edible attitude—perfect for diffusing tension during stressful meetings or adding to trail mix for hiking adventures.

Specifications

  • Net weight: 850 grams
  • Flavour profile: Mixed fruit varieties
  • Candy shape: Detailed middle finger design
  • Container: Easy-grip jar with secure lid
  • Storage: Room temperature in sealed container

Fit and sizing

These lollies are one-size novelty candies—no fitting required. Simply keep the jar within reach wherever you spend time. At Cockringshop, we specialise in products for men and couples, and while this falls outside our core range, we stock it for anyone who values humour alongside function. Grab a handful for yourself or portion them out for sharing. The 850-gram jar means you've got plenty to go around at parties, work gatherings, or just for personal stash.

How to use it

Pop the secure lid open and grab a handful whenever the moment calls for it. Keep the container on your desk as a conversation starter, add candies to bowls at parties for the shock and laughter factor, or simply enjoy them solo when you need a bit of edible attitude. Share them during stressful work meetings or hand them to friends who appreciate bold humour and unconventional gifts.

Store the jar at room temperature in its sealed container to keep the candies fresh. if you're using them as gag gifts, personal treats, or party surprises, let people discover the cheeky surprise themselves—the reaction is half the fun. No special technique required; just unwrap and enjoy the fruit flavour and the laughs that follow.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Middle Finger Shape Detailed anatomical design Creates playful visual impact Generates immediate laughter and surprise
Fruit Flavours Mixed variety pack Authentic taste with attitude Provides sweet satisfaction with edge
Easy-Grip Jar Secure lid design Encourages sharing between people Offers convenient access anywhere
850g Weight Substantial candy quantity Extended supply for parties and events Delivers lasting entertainment value

Who it suits

Anyone with a bold sense of humour and edgy taste will love this novelty gift. Friends who use colourful language, coworkers dealing with difficult clients, and family members who enjoy playful teasing all make perfect audiences. People comfortable with unconventional gifts and those who prefer their treats to make statements rather than just satisfy sugar cravings will appreciate the combination of sweetness and sass.

Skip this if you prefer traditional candy or humour that plays it safe. If crude jokes and cheeky designs make you uncomfortable, this isn't your jar. It's specifically designed for adults who get the joke and actually want their lollies to spark conversation and laughter rather than disappear quietly into a bowl.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is hands-on tested before it ever goes live — we power it up, run it through its functions, and check it for safety and for how it actually performs. Overseas orders get a second function-test right before they ship, so a dead motor never reaches your door. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is checked, inspected, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: the unit you open is one we already know works. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Unlike standard party novelties that rely purely on shock value, these lollies deliver genuine fruit flavour alongside their rebellious design. Most party gifts are one-note gags; this one combines taste and humour for sustained enjoyment. Party Up offers other novelty options if you want to mix and match different types of cheeky gifts. The key difference here is that you're actually eating something that tastes good while you're getting the laugh.

Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. Never share between partners without cleaning the item first or using a fresh condom. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle.

What you can use it with

Pair these lollies with Couples Intimacy Kits for a playful approach to shared humour and flirtation between partners. A novelty sweet works well alongside other playful items designed to spark conversation and laughter during intimate moments. Mix edible humour with other light-hearted products to build anticipation and keep things fun rather than purely serious.

More from Little Genie

Little Genie specialises in humorous adult products that combine fun with genuine functionality. Explore the wider range if you want more novelty gifts and playful items designed for people who appreciate wit and attitude alongside quality.

Read more before you buy

Want more ideas on choosing novelty gifts and party items? Avant By Blush Novelties has solid guidance on picking the right cheeky gifts for your crowd.

Why buy the Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies enhance social gatherings?
The cheeky middle finger shape creates instant conversation starters while delivering delicious fruit flavors that break social ice and generate laughter among adults.
What makes the Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies effective for gifting?
Bold irreverent design combined with tasty treats provides the perfect balance of humor and enjoyment for friends who appreciate edgy adult entertainment.
Why is the Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies better for expressing attitude?
Playful candy format allows adults to communicate sass and humor through edible middle fingers rather than using harsh words or gestures.
When should the Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies be shared with friends?
Perfect timing includes office parties adult gatherings or moments when playful rebellion and shared laughter strengthen bonds between consenting adults over eighteen.
Does the Little Genie Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Flavoured Lollies work for multiple occasions?
Versatile design suits gag gifts party favors desk accessories or trail mix additions wherever adults appreciate irreverent humor with delicious fruit flavoring.

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