


Key Features:
Twelve glass jars each containing laser engraved wooden tokens that literally represent your last fuck to give for humorous adult gift giving occasions.
Premium glass construction with secure metal or cork closures preserves wooden tokens while creating sophisticated display pieces for adult humor collections.
Point of purchase display format maximizes visual impact in retail environments while maintaining professional presentation standards for novelty adult gift merchandise.
Compact individual jar design allows versatile placement options from office desks to personal spaces for sophisticated adult humor statement pieces.
Durable materials combine timeless glass appeal with natural wooden elements ensuring long lasting novelty gifts that maintain their humorous impact over time.
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Transform any occasion into an unforgettable moment of sophisticated humor with Little Genie's meticulously crafted "Last Fuck I Have To Give" display collection. This masterfully designed novelty set presents twelve elegantly crafted glass jars, each containing a precisely carved wooden token that makes a statement both literally and figuratively. The collection represents the perfect fusion of craftsmanship and contemporary expression, designed to resonate with those who appreciate the artistry of well-executed humor.
In today's complex social landscape, finding the perfect way to express oneself can be challenging. This collection emerges as an ideal solution for professionals navigating modern workplace dynamics or individuals seeking to make a memorable statement. Each jar serves as a miniature testament to those moments when words alone cannot suffice, presented with a level of sophistication that transforms a casual phrase into an artful display piece. The careful attention to detail in every aspect of its creation ensures that each piece maintains its impact while remaining appropriate for various professional and personal settings.
The collection showcases twelve individual glass vessels, each thoughtfully sealed with premium metal or cork closures to preserve their precious contents. Inside each jar rests a meticulously crafted wooden token, laser-engraved with exceptional attention to detail. The complete set creates an engaging point-of-purchase display that commands attention while maintaining an air of sophistication.
This remarkable collection emerged from a deep understanding of contemporary gift-giving needs and the desire to elevate everyday expressions into sophisticated conversation pieces. The visionary designers at Little Genie recognized an opportunity to bridge the gap between professional presentation and personal expression, resulting in this masterfully executed concept that resonates with discerning gift-givers who appreciate both humor and refinement.
Whether positioned as an executive office accent, presented as a memorable farewell gift, or displayed as a statement piece in personal spaces, each jar in this collection carries both literal and metaphorical significance. The carefully considered combination of materials creates a sophisticated presentation that enhances its impact while maintaining appropriate boundaries for professional environments. The versatility of the collection allows it to transition seamlessly between various contexts while maintaining its essential character and appeal.
The collection's innovative presentation format offers unlimited possibilities for display, whether showcasing the complete set for maximum impact or selecting individual pieces for strategic placement. The compact design demonstrates exceptional spatial efficiency while maintaining maximum visual presence, making it suitable for various environmental contexts from private offices to open-concept workspaces. Each arrangement possibility has been carefully considered to ensure the collection maintains its sophisticated appeal regardless of its presentation format.
Beyond its immediate impact, this collection represents a sophisticated approach to expressing sentiment through carefully crafted objects. Each jar serves as a permanent capture of a fleeting sentiment, preserved in a format that continues to engage and entertain. The enduring quality of the materials ensures that each piece maintains its appearance and impact over time, making it a lasting addition to any collection or display.
In professional environments where maintaining appropriate boundaries while expressing personality can be challenging, this collection offers a sophisticated solution. The careful execution of each element ensures that the humor remains tasteful while making a clear statement. This balance makes the collection particularly valuable for those seeking to add character to their professional space without compromising decorum.
Elevate your gift-giving experience with this masterfully crafted collection that perfectly balances sophistication with statement-making impact. Each set offers twelve unique opportunities to make an impression, share a moment of levity, or simply acknowledge life's more challenging moments with refined style. Reserve your collection today and discover the perfect way to make a lasting impression that combines humor with uncompromising quality. Your opportunity to own this conversation-starting piece awaits.
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All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
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1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
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Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
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International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
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We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
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