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Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad Novelty Notepad 100 - Party Gifts and Novelties

Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad Novelty Notepad 100

$19.99
$19.99

Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad is an adult novelty that brings crude humor to your workspace. The 100-page format provides endless laughs with hilarious profanity. Perfect for gag gifts and office pranks.

Key Features:

This irreverent notepad features bold profanity and middle finger graphics that bring adult humor to workplace communications and personal note taking with unapologetic attitude.

One hundred pages provide ample space for sarcastic reminders witty colleague messages and humorous workplace observations that embrace your zero fucks given mindset completely.

Bold fuck themed design makes every written message memorable while expressing your authentic personality through deliberately provocative and entertaining office stationery that stands out.

Perfect conversation starter for adults who appreciate crude humor and want to inject rebellious energy into mundane workplace tasks and daily organizational routines.

High quality paper construction ensures your profanity laden notes and sarcastic observations remain legible while delivering maximum comedic impact to recipients and coworkers alike.

Vendor: Little Genie
SKU: NEW-9259
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Product type: Party Gifts and Novelties
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A cheeky 100-page notepad with a bold middle-finger design that turns everyday note-taking into a statement of attitude. Perfect for anyone who wants their workspace to match their no-bullshit personality.

Why choose the Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give! Notepad by
  • Bold graphic design: Middle-finger imagery sparks instant conversation
  • 100 pages: Plenty of space for notes, reminders, and sarcasm
  • Quality paper: Smooth writing surface that feels professional
  • Tear-off format: Clean removal keeps pages fresh and sharp
  • Durable construction: Built to handle workplace wear and tear
  • Desk statement piece: Visible from across the room, unapologetic
  • Conversation starter: Colleagues notice it instantly, every time
📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery  •  💳 Private billing  •  ↩️ Easy size-swap returns

What it does

This notepad operates as a visual middle finger to corporate blandness. Place it on your desk and watch colleagues react the moment they spot the cheeky design. Every page you tear off carries attitude, turning routine memos and reminders into acts of workplace rebellion. Jot down meeting notes, phone messages, or whatever frustrations come to mind—the bold graphic ensures your writing carries extra fuck-you energy.

Users report instant mood boosts when coworkers notice this audacious stationery during meetings or desk visits. Conversations start, tension breaks, and your reputation as someone who refuses to play the corporate game solidifies fast. Whether you leave witty notes for teammates or simply enjoy the daily laughs, this novelty notepad beats boring office supplies every time. Browse Party Up for more provocative gifts that match this attitude.

Specifications

  • Page count: 100 pages of quality writing paper
  • Design: Bold middle-finger graphic theme
  • Size: Standard notepad dimensions for desk placement
  • Format: Tear-off pages for easy use
  • Construction: Durable build for workplace durability

Fit and sizing

Standard notepad size sits comfortably on any desk, workstation, or shelf. No special sizing considerations apply here—it's designed to be visible and prominent, so position it where colleagues will spot the graphic during meetings or visits. At Cockringshop, we specialise in products for men and couples who want their gear to match their personality and confidence. For a notepad, visibility is the whole point. Place it where it does the most talking.

How to use it

Keep this notepad front and centre on your desk or workstation. The middle-finger design works best when it's impossible to miss—colleagues spot it instantly, and conversations follow. Use it for jotting meeting notes, phone messages, sarcastic reminders, or anything else that benefits from a dose of attitude. Every written message carries extra edge when it's backed by that bold graphic.

Tear pages off cleanly as you finish them, keeping the notepad looking fresh and sharp. Build your reputation as the office rebel by leaving witty notes around the workspace, writing down your frustrations with corporate bullshit, or simply enjoying the daily laughs this crude stationery provides. Adjust your usage from subtle desk decoration to active conversation starter—let your personality shine through unapologetic humor.

Feature breakdown

Feature Specification Benefit Experience
Middle-finger design Bold graphic imagery Creates rebellious confidence Instant attitude boost
100 pages Extended use capacity Delivers lasting workplace entertainment Continuous laughs and conversations
Quality paper Smooth writing surface Enables clear communication with attitude Professional feel with crude humor
Tear-off format Easy page removal Maintains fresh provocative appearance Clean, sharp presentation

Who it suits

This notepad suits professionals with crude senses of humour who want to spice up their workspace without compromising personality. Anyone working in relaxed environments where explicit humor is welcome will love it. Those tired of corporate monotony and who prefer their stationery with rebellious flair—this is for you. Gift it to colleagues who share your fuck-the-system mentality and appreciate irreverent humor over traditional office supplies.

Skip this one if your workplace has strict decorum rules or if you prefer understated office aesthetics. Not everyone works somewhere that celebrates crude humor, and that's fine. If your desk environment demands traditional professionalism, a bold middle-finger notepad will create friction rather than laughs. Know your workplace culture before committing.

Tested and quality-checked

Every new line we stock is hands-on tested before it ever goes live — we power it up, run it through its functions, and check it for safety and for how it actually performs. Overseas orders get a second function-test right before they ship, so a dead motor never reaches your door. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is checked, inspected, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: the unit you open is one we already know works. See how we test every product →

How it compares

Unlike standard corporate notepads, this novelty item trades bland functionality for attitude and conversation. Other party gifts and novelties range from subtle to outrageous; this one leans firmly into unapologetic humor. Explore Hua Novelties for alternative cheeky party gifts that suit different workplaces and personalities. Your choice depends on how visible you want your rebellion to be.

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What you can use it with

Pair this notepad with Couples Intimacy Kits if you're building a gift set for someone who appreciates crude humor both at work and at home. Novelty items work best alongside other adult gifts that share the same no-apologies attitude. Stack them together and you've got a gift package that says everything about the recipient's personality.

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Shipping Information & Policy


Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.

Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.

Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.

Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)

Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..

1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)

All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.

Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.

2. Rural Areas (within Australia)

All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.

Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.

Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.

International Shipping

The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).

All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping. 

If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.

Please note in regards to all orders

– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.

– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.

– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.

– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm

– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order.  If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.

Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.

Returns Policy


We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.

Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.

Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.

This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.

To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.

You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.

Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.

Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.

If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

Damages and issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items

We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.

Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Refunds

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.

Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund

Frequently Asked Questions

How does the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give Notepad 100 Pages enhance workplace humor?
Bold profanity and middle finger graphics transform ordinary note taking into comedic expressions that reflect authentic adult attitudes toward workplace frustrations and daily communications.
What makes the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give Notepad 100 Pages effective for office communication?
Each page features irreverent fuck themed messaging that cuts through workplace politeness to deliver honest sentiments while maintaining humorous rather than hostile tone.
Why is the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give Notepad 100 Pages better for expressing frustration?
Unlike generic stationery this design embraces crude humor and explicit language that allows adults to communicate genuine feelings through deliberately provocative written messages.
When should the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give Notepad 100 Pages be used for maximum impact?
Workplace situations demanding honest responses benefit from this notepads unapologetic messaging style that expresses zero tolerance attitudes through humorous yet direct written communication approaches.
Does the Little Genie Pad Of Fucks I Have To Give Notepad 100 Pages work for personal organization?
One hundred pages accommodate personal reminders sarcastic observations and daily notes while infusing routine organizational tasks with rebellious humor and authentic self expression.

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