

Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Couples Novelty Straws Black/White bring cheeky humor to any party with their dick-shaped design. Made from durable polyethylene, these 18.5cm straws work perfectly for drinks while getting everyone laughing at bachelorette parties and adult gatherings.
Key Features:
Penis shaped novelty straws designed for adult parties and bachelorette celebrations add humor and entertainment to social gatherings while maintaining functional beverage drinking capabilities for couples and groups.
Premium polyethylene construction ensures safe drinking while the distinctive black and white penis design creates memorable party experiences and conversation starters during adult entertainment occasions and celebrations.
Precisely engineered 18.5 centimeter length with 0.4 centimeter inner diameter provides optimal beverage flow while the anatomically inspired shape delivers visual impact for mature themed parties.
Ideal for bachelorette parties engagement celebrations and adult gatherings where humorous penis shaped accessories enhance social interaction and create entertaining drinking experiences for consenting adults over eighteen.
Professional grade manufacturing delivers consistent penis shaped form while maintaining practical straw functionality allowing guests to enjoy beverages through these distinctive anatomically designed adult party accessories.
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Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Couples Novelty Straws Black/White turn any boring drink service into a conversation starter with their boldly dick-shaped design. These playful party accessories combine functional beverage sipping with cheeky adult humor that gets everyone talking and laughing.
The realistic cock-shaped design creates immediate visual impact while actually functioning as proper drinking straws. Made from food-safe polyethylene, each 18.5cm straw features a 0.4cm inner diameter that ensures smooth beverage flow whether you're sipping cocktails, smoothies, or party drinks. The black and white color contrast makes the anatomical details pop while maintaining that classic dick aesthetic that gets reactions from your guests.
Beyond just looking like dicks, these straws actually work brilliantly for their intended purpose. The length gives you perfect reach into tall glasses while the diameter prevents any annoying blockages that cheap novelty straws often suffer from. Your guests will start out giggling at the obvious cock shape but quickly appreciate how well they actually function for drinking.
Just drop these dick straws into any beverage container and start sipping - no special preparation needed. The realistic head shape might catch on glass rims occasionally, but a gentle twist usually gets them positioned properly. The sturdy construction means they won't collapse or bend when you're sucking on them, unlike flimsy party store alternatives.
For maximum comedic effect, hand them out without warning and watch faces as people realize what they're putting in their mouths. The straws work equally well with thick milkshakes or thin cocktails, maintaining consistent suction throughout your drinking session. Store them in a drawer between parties to keep them clean and ready for the next gathering.
Anyone planning adult parties, bachelorette celebrations, or casual gatherings where dick jokes are welcome will love these conversation starters. They're particularly perfect for groups comfortable with sexual humor who want functional party supplies that also get laughs. Skip these if you're hosting conservative guests or formal events where anatomically-shaped straws might cause offense rather than entertainment.
| Feature | Specification | Sexual Benefit | User Experience |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dick Shape | Anatomically inspired design | Creates immediate sexual humor | Gets everyone laughing and talking |
| Length | 18.5 centimeters | Allows deeper penetration into tall glasses | Reaches bottom of most drink containers |
| Material | Food-safe polyethylene | Ensures safe oral contact | Smooth texture feels good in mouth |
| Colors | Black and white contrast | Highlights cock details clearly | Makes anatomical features obvious |
These novelty straws represent the playful entry point into adult-themed party accessories within our bondage collection. While not actual fetish equipment, they introduce sexual themes and anatomical imagery that appeals to couples exploring kinkier party atmospheres and adult humor together.
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Though not actual sex toys, these dick-shaped straws complement adult toy collections by adding humor and party elements to intimate gatherings. Perfect for couples who enjoy incorporating sexual themes into their social entertaining and want accessories that match their open attitudes.
The build quality impressed me right away - well these actually work as real straws beyond just being dick-shaped novelties. Setting them out at my friend's bachelorette party created instant chaos - half the group was giggling while others pretended to be scandalized. The polyethylene material felt smooth against lips, not cheap or scratchy like some party store crap. Around ten minutes in, people forgot about the cock shape and just used them normally, which was hilarious in its own way. The 18.5cm length reached perfectly into our tall cocktail glasses, and the diameter never clogged even with thicker mixed drinks. By the end of the night, guests were fighting over who got to take extras home. The whole evening ran much smoother than expected, with these dick straws becoming the perfect icebreaker that kept conversations flowing.
Order your Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Couples Novelty Straws Black/White from the cockringshop and transform boring drink service into unforgettable party entertainment. These dick-shaped straws deliver both function and laughs, making every sip a conversation starter.
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