Shots Toys S LINE The Dickheads Couples Novelty Straws Black/White bring cheeky humor to any party with their dick-shaped design. Made from durable polyethylene, these 18.5cm straws work perfectly for drinks while getting everyone laughing at bachelorette parties and adult gatherings.
Key Features:
Penis shaped novelty straws designed for adult parties and bachelorette celebrations add humor and entertainment to social gatherings while maintaining functional beverage drinking capabilities for couples and groups.
Premium polyethylene construction ensures safe drinking while the distinctive black and white penis design creates memorable party experiences and conversation starters during adult entertainment occasions and celebrations.
Precisely engineered 18.5 centimeter length with 0.4 centimeter inner diameter provides optimal beverage flow while the anatomically inspired shape delivers visual impact for mature themed parties.
Ideal for bachelorette parties engagement celebrations and adult gatherings where humorous penis shaped accessories enhance social interaction and create entertaining drinking experiences for consenting adults over eighteen.
Professional grade manufacturing delivers consistent penis shaped form while maintaining practical straw functionality allowing guests to enjoy beverages through these distinctive anatomically designed adult party accessories.
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Dick-shaped novelty straws that actually work. These 18.5cm food-safe polyethylene straws turn any drink into a conversation starter, combining cheeky adult humour with genuine functionality for cocktails, smoothies, and party beverages.
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Drop these straws into any drink and you've got an instant party accessory that gets people talking. Shaped like a realistic cock with black and white contrast that makes the anatomical details impossible to miss, they work brilliantly for actual sipping. if you're serving cocktails, smoothies, or thick milkshakes, the 0.4cm inner diameter maintains consistent flow throughout your drinking session without the annoying blockages cheap novelty straws suffer from.
Your guests will start by laughing at the obvious shape, then quickly appreciate how well they function. Sturdy polyethylene construction means no collapsing under suction, and the 18.5cm length gives you perfect reach into tall glasses. Si Novelties offers similar playful options for those after different novelty styles. Unlike flimsy alternatives, these hold up to real use across your entire party.
These straws have a fixed size, so there's no fitting involved—just drop them in your drink and go. At 18.5cm, they're designed to reach the bottom of most standard tall glasses and drinking vessels. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples across all sizing needs, so if you're after something with more variation, our full range covers you. The 0.4cm diameter works for all mouth sizes and drink thicknesses, so choose based on your glass height and the drinks you'll be serving rather than worrying about fit.
Simply place the straw in your drink and start sipping—no setup required. The realistic head shape might catch slightly on glass rims as you insert it, but a gentle twist usually positions it perfectly. Once in, the sturdy construction handles normal drinking pressure without any issues, if you're sipping slowly or drawing thick beverages through with real suction.
For maximum comedic effect, hand them out without warning and watch people's faces as they realise what they're putting in their mouths. After the party, rinse them thoroughly with warm soapy water and let them air dry in a drawer, ready for the next gathering. They work equally well with any cold beverage, so don't limit yourself to just cocktails.
| Feature | Specification | Benefit | Experience |
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| Dick shape | Anatomically inspired design | Creates immediate sexual humour | Gets everyone laughing and talking |
| Length | 18.5 centimetres | Allows reach into tall glasses | Reaches bottom of most drink containers |
| Material | Food-safe polyethylene | Safe for oral contact with beverages | Smooth texture, no chemical taste |
| Colours | Black and white contrast | Highlights cock details clearly | Makes anatomical features obvious and bold |
Anyone planning adult parties, bachelorette celebrations, or casual gatherings where dick jokes land well will love these conversation starters. Groups comfortable with sexual humour who want functional party supplies that also get laughs are the perfect fit. Friends throwing a cheeky celebration, couples hosting intimate dinner parties with other adults, or anyone after novelty straws with genuine attitude will appreciate both the design and the actual functionality.
Skip these if you're hosting conservative guests or formal events where anatomically-shaped straws might cause genuine offense rather than entertainment. They're not for workplaces, family dinners, or anywhere sexual humour isn't already part of the vibe. If your crowd doesn't laugh at dick jokes, these aren't the right pick.
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Novelty straws come in many designs, but cock-shaped ones stand out because the anatomical detail creates immediate visual impact alongside actual function. Blush Novelties offers alternative novelty party styles if you want different themes. Unlike some purely decorative novelties, these work genuinely well for drinking—the diameter and length mean you're not sacrificing function for the joke. Other novelty straws often have narrow diameters that clog or collapse under real suction; these don't.
| Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle. |
Pair these straws with Couples Intimacy Kits to round out your adult party supplies and create a full experience for couples celebrating together. The novelty straws break the ice and get people laughing, while intimacy kits offer more substantial activities once the mood is set. Using them together transforms a casual drinks gathering into a memorable celebration with layers of fun and connection.
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