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Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen by Little Genie
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Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen is a novelty item that brings light humor to adult events. The soft squeezable body gives stress relief while still working as a pen. It is great for bachelorette parties and gag gifts.
Key Features:
Anatomically shaped novelty pen features squishy exterior for stress relief while providing smooth water based black ink for consistent writing performance at adult parties.
Ergonomic penis design offers comfortable grip during writing tasks while serving as conversation starter and ice breaker at bachelorette parties and adult gatherings.
Durable construction withstands repeated squeezing while maintaining shape integrity and delivering skip free writing for notes cards and party activities with adults.
Versatile party favor works as practical writing instrument and stress relieving squeeze toy for office pranks gift exchanges and adult themed social events.
Humorous anatomical design instantly lightens mood at grown up celebrations while providing functional ink delivery system for everyday writing needs and entertainment.
Vendor:
Little Genie
SKU:
NEW-436-NOATTRIBUTES-SHOP-NONE-70275
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Product type:
Bachelorette and Bucks
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A novelty penis-shaped pen that works as both a functional writing tool and stress-relief squeeze sex toy for adults. Perfect for bachelorette parties, buck's nights, and cheeky gift-giving, it combines anatomical design with smooth black ink and satisfying tactile feedback.
Why choose the Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen by Little Genie
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📦 Discreet plain-wrapped delivery • 💳 Private billing • ↩️ Easy size-swap returns |
What it does
Grip this pen like any standard ballpoint and you'll notice the difference immediately. Soft squishy material feels good against your fingers, while the anatomically accurate penis shape actually delivers excellent writing control. Place your thumb and forefinger around the head area for optimal ink flow and precision. Start with light pressure on paper—the quality water-based ink flows smoothly without needing heavy force.
Squeeze the shaft between sentences for stress relief, then adjust your grip to keep writing. Many users find the novelty wears off quickly, replaced by genuine appreciation for how well it works. At parties, the explicit design generates immediate laughs and becomes a talking point that keeps the energy up. Unlike boring office supplies, every signature and note becomes a playful experience. P Spot Plugs offer similar stress-relief appeal through tactile interaction with a different function.
Specifications
- Design: Anatomically accurate penis shape with squishy texture
- Ink: Water-based black cartridge for smooth writing
- Material: Soft tactile exterior, stress-relieving squeezable
- Size: Standard ballpoint pen size for comfortable grip
- Durability: Reinforced construction for repeated squeezing and writing use
Fit and sizing
This pen comes in a standard ballpoint size designed for comfortable grip in any hand. Unlike products where size matters for fit or sensation, a novelty pen works for everyone—the soft squishy material adapts to your grip naturally. Hold it like you would any regular pen, and the ergonomic cock shape molds to your fingers. Cockringshop specialises in products for men and couples, and we stock options across all body types. Choose based on what feels good in your hand during writing, not ego. The soft exterior means there's no discomfort, even during extended use at parties or the office.
How to use it
Start by gripping the shaft like a standard pen, enjoying the soft squishy texture as you write. For optimal control, place your thumb and forefinger around the head area. Apply light pressure to paper—the quality ink flows smoothly without requiring heavy force. Build your writing confidence as the novelty becomes natural to hold, and you'll find yourself reaching for it regularly.
Between sentences or while thinking, squeeze the shaft for stress relief and tactile satisfaction. Adjust your grip to continue writing, then squeeze again. Many users find this rhythm creates a uniquely satisfying experience that progresses from giggles to genuine appreciation. Clean the exterior with a damp cloth if needed, and store it upright to prevent ink leakage.
Feature breakdown
| Feature | Specification | Benefit | Experience |
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| Penis shape | Anatomically accurate design | Creates instant sexual humor | Uncontrollable laughter at parties |
| Squishy material | Soft tactile exterior | Delivers stress relief | Satisfying squeeze sensation |
| Quality ink | Water-based black cartridge | Enables practical functionality | Smooth writing performance |
| Durable build | Reinforced construction | Maintains long-term appeal | Repeated use without damage |
Who it suits
Adults who appreciate cheeky humor and don't mind explicit design will get the most from this pen. Party planners seeking memorable gag gifts, office workers wanting stress relief with a twist, and anyone buying bachelorette party supplies will find genuine value. Both writing enthusiasts and novelty collectors enjoy the dual-purpose appeal. Confident personalities who enjoy sexual humor and aren't easily embarrassed will laugh hardest when it appears at gatherings.
Skip this if you prefer subtle, understated products or work in conservative environments where explicit imagery isn't appropriate. If you want a pen that functions purely for writing without novelty appeal, a standard ballpoint will serve you better. Those uncomfortable with anatomical sexual design won't appreciate what makes this pen special. It's not for everyone—but for the right person, it's a conversation-starting favourite.
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Tested and quality-checked Every new line we stock is inspected by hand before it goes live — we check the build, the finish, and the materials, and we confirm it is safe and fit for how it will be used. Nothing is used for its intended purpose; it is examined, checked, and re-boxed. What that means for you is simple: you receive a piece we have already vetted, not a guess off a supplier's pallet. See how we test every product → |
How it compares
Novelty pens like this combine humor with practical function, whereas standard ballpoint pens deliver writing alone without entertainment value. Bendable Silicone P Spot Beads offer similar stress-relief squeezing but serve a different anatomical purpose. This pen prioritises visual shock value and party appeal alongside writing performance. Choose based on whether you want a genuine writing tool with sexual humor, or a purely functional pen with no conversation-starting design.
| Please read — safety first. Put the ring on before you are fully erect and use plenty of water-based lubricant so it slides on without pinching. Keep wear time short — no more than 20 minutes while you are getting used to it, and never fall asleep wearing one. Take it off straight away if you feel numbness, coldness, a change in colour, or any pain, as these mean blood flow has been cut off too far. This information is general in nature only and is not medical or professional advice, and does not take your personal circumstances into account. Stop use and speak with a qualified medical professional if you have a relevant health condition, take medication for erectile function or blood pressure, or notice pain, numbness, or discolouration that does not settle. |
What you can use it with
Pair this novelty pen with Couples Intimacy Kits for a complete bachelorette or buck's party experience. Both work together to create fun, memorable moments during adult gatherings. The pen serves as an icebreaker while intimacy kits keep the energy and laughter going throughout the event. Together they transform a standard party into something genuinely entertaining and talked about afterwards.
More from Little Genie
Little Genie specialises in playful adult products that combine humor with genuine functionality. Explore the full range for more novelty items and practical adult toys designed for confidence and fun. Each product delivers the same blend of cheeky design and real-world usability you'll find in this pen.
Read more before you buy
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Why buy the Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen by Little Genie
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Shipping Information & Policy
Cockringshop.com.au ships with Australia Post. We ship from Sydney.
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 1-6 business days after shipping, but may subject to any postage carrier related delays beyond our control.
Free standard shipping on orders shipped within Australia above $200. For orders below $200 standard shipping within Australia is $12.95 and will be added at checkout.
Orders addressed to P.O box, G.P.O box or Parcel Collect will be handled by Australia Post. Extra time should be allocated for these orders.
Shipping Transit Times (Including Free Shipping)
Shipping time refers to the estimated time that it will take to deliver your order after it’s ready to ship (Please note this does not include time to process your order). Shipping time does not commence after your order is put through but begins the moment your order has been processed and is ready to dispatch via the our freight carrier..
1. Major City & Metro Areas (within Australia)
All in stock orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days for orders received before 12pm. Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next business day.
Orders are typically received 1-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the nearest depot location.
2. Rural Areas (within Australia)
All orders are generally processed on the same day the order was placed on business days before 12pm.
Generally, orders are processed and shipped the same day or next Business day.
Packages below 2kg are usually received 3-6 business days after shipping. For larger packages please allow an extra 1-2 business days for delivery.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from the local Australia Post depot.
International Shipping
The price for international shipping is AU$12.95 for orders equal to or below 0.399kg (399grams), and AU$22.95 for orders with a total weight equal to or above 0.4kg (400 grams).
All in-stock orders placed before 12pm AEST (Sydney Time) on business days are generally processed on the same day. Packages are usually received 6-30 business days after shipping.
If no one is available at your delivery address to accept your order a second delivery may be scheduled or you will be notified that your order can be collected from your nearest delivery depot.
Please note in regards to all orders
– These expected delivery dates/times are based on carrier shipping practices, your destination, and the items in your order.
– Expected delivery dates are estimates. Orders can be delayed due to fraud verification or the time of the order being placed. Items that are not regularly stocked cannot be held to the expected delivery dates.
– Orders may be delivered in separate shipments.
– The order cut off times are based on normal Business Hours and exclude weekends and Holidays: Monday – Friday 12 pm
– When your order ships you will receive an email from us with a link to track your order. If you receive your tracking number before 6 pm (AEST) it may not be updated on the Carrier’s website until that evening.
Due to large amounts of online credit card fraud, all orders are subject to approval by our payment verification department. We will notify you by phone or email should your order be delayed.
Returns Policy
We have a 14 day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a refund for any defective products.
Returns and exchanges are only available for faulty items, goods not as described, or in some instances, for incorrect sizing.
Due to health and safety regulations, cockringshop.com.au cannot resell any returned or exchanged products.
This policy is in place to prioritise your well-being and ensure that you receive the highest standard of hygiene and quality in all products.
To be eligible for a refund, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging.
You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. We do not issue refunds for change of mind or incorrect choice.
Under Australian Consumer Law, we are not obliged to accept returns for “incorrect choice” or “change of mind” so please choose your products carefully.
Any freight and insurance costs to return the item to us are at your expense. This includes the liability for any lost freight – send via registered post.
If your return request is accepted, we will provide you with all instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
We do not accept returns for any products that have change of mind, damaged products, or for products that have been used or do not have their original packaging.
Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 7 business days.
Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen function as both writing instrument and stress relief tool?
The ergonomic anatomical design provides comfortable grip for writing while the squishy exterior offers satisfying tactile feedback for stress relief through repeated squeezing motions.
What makes the Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen effective for adult party entertainment?
Its provocative penis shape instantly becomes a conversation starter that breaks social ice and creates memorable moments of shared laughter among consenting adults.
Why is the Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen better for bachelorette parties than regular pens?
Unlike traditional writing instruments it combines practical ink delivery with humorous anatomical design that perfectly matches the playful adult atmosphere of such celebrations.
When should the Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen be used for maximum comedic impact?
Perfect timing includes adult game nights office gift exchanges and theme parties where its cheeky design naturally encourages interaction and adult oriented humor.
Does the Super Fun Penis Squishy Pen work for everyday office use?
Water based black ink delivers consistent writing performance for daily tasks while the anatomical shape adds unexpected humor to routine office interactions among adults.
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